Since this is a Joe Gage-directed flick, you can be sure of two things: that there has been some sort of natural disaster, and that the survivors are finding some very unorthodox ways of comforting each other. In this case, Joe takes us to a weather-beaten barn (actually a set, and a very good one), after the second devastating tornado in the area. With hunky daddy Allen Silver as the owner of the property, armed with a handy video camera, the plot takes off right away. In the ensuing action, Allen's cam gets passed to whoever is the least busy with his hands at the time, a nice touch that sometimes gets forgotten as the scenes progress.
Allen finds his barn populated with some of the sexiest clean-up crew refugees you're ever likely to see, Justin Riddick, Jesse Santana and Andrew Justice and his amazing levitating cock. Andrew's dick rises to a full hardon just from being gazed upon by the other men, not too shabby a trick considering its head is a fat, juicy plum much wider than the shaft.
As if the barn isn't already filled with enough delectable hunks, redhead Dean Flynn arrives just as the clothes come off -- talk about your great timing. Dean's long-limbed, beautiful body looks as great as ever, and he and Allen get on their knees for some serious cocksucking. Watching Allen take Andrew's cock all the way down is especially thrilling, and so is Jesse's self-impalement on Dean's thick shaft, his taut muscles flexing as his big meat stands at full attention. In one of the most titillating cum-shots throughout, Allen grabs and strokes Jesse to an orgasm while Dean continues to fuck away underneath.
Dean then switches off and rides Andrew's meat while Allen watches and strokes one out. A mature stud who keeps his inner fire stoked throughout, this is one of Allen's best moments. After Allen's big moment, the focus turns to Andrew and Dean, who are still fucking hard, Dean on his back with Andrew sticking it to him unrelentingly. Dean's lightly furred ass makes the perfect sheathe for Andrew's thick cock -- the two studs fit together like a hand in a glove.
After both Andrew and Dean have unleashed a torrent of jism that lands on Dean's taut abs and chest, Dean climbs in a tub and everybody in the barn washes off the loads with streams of hot piss.
Then, a second clean-up crew arrives at the barn, and they seem to have some history with Allen (something about a gangbang at a barn dance -- sounds like a nice night out). Scott Tanner, Patrick O'Connor, Brandon Monroe and Ty LeBeouf are the initial foursome, arriving fresh and ready to fuck, and it's Justin's moment to shine when the dudes line up for a gang-suck sequence, with Patrick getting in on the act later.
A stunning rim scene comes next, and Brandon perches on Patrick's face and makes it disappear while Patrick strokes his dick until he reaches an explosive, noisy orgasm. Topping this outrageously sexy scene, Patrick then gets on all-fours to be banged from behind by Scott and Justin in tandem, another scene that ends with watersports.
Meanwhile, Allen, Jesse and Andrew have gotten a second wind and come back for more with a suck-around session that has everyone getting a mouthful. While the trio is heavily engaged in this action, a new duo, Bo Matthews and Justin Burkshire, arrive. Justin is a thin, well-hung studpup, and he seems to grab Allen's attention immediately. The hairy daddy and the smooth twink hang together for quite a while, sharing blowjobs, and eventually a fuck, with Justin on bottom.
Before that, though, Allen also gets his turn in Bo's hairy ass, thrusting into the stud while Andrew fucks Justin. While Jesse wields the camera as the two tops switch off, and continue fucking away. Jesse is still skillfully shooting the action when everybody in the room cums within seconds of each other, creating a rain shower of spunk. Jesse is rewarded for his steady hand later with a hand-job from Andrew, which is just as expertly rendered.
You always hear about how disasters bring people together, but the way Allen and Andrew hook up at the end is probably not going to make it onto one of those feel-good newscasts. Even so, it looks like it feels really, really good.
[Bonus scene from "Joe Gage Sex Files: Vol. #3: Frat Party Kegger"]: The beer deliveryman, Tag Adams, arrives, sets the keg down, pulls the cork out, and realizes he's in for a good time as he turns around to see that the pledges have also uncorked their dicks. Tag, with help from Joe, sucks all three of the glistening erections. Tag is a compact and muscular marvel with a tight six-pack, cute little butt and seemingly insatiable appetite for dick. Tag, standing-doggy, is then fucked by Alex, Pavel and Damian as Josh and Aaron continue their cocksucking frenzy across room. These young bucks fuck Tag with fury, no niceties, thank you very much. Tag, Joe and Alex then pop out nice loads. Later, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in front of a big mahogany desk, Aaron, Pavel and Damian jerk their dicks off for Josh -- spraying gobs of spunk all over the desk, ruining the lemon-Pledge shine. Josh, staring at the spent cocks in front of him in amazement, squirts last.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; interviews (Patrick, Brandon and Ty); behind-the-scenes footage; watersports footage (previously unreleased footage from "Campus Pizza"); photoshoot footage; gallery; trailers ("Campus Pizza" and "Road to Redneck Hollow"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox