I don't recall seeing a porn flick that has rain, or even an overcast color, but "Beach House Diaries" is particularly sunny. The frisky behavior of the guys settled by the beach with the sun and surf is a cute, likeable flick that is as drenched in good nature as it is in sun.
After spending a day walking along the beach, Brad Benton, sporting a shaggy mane, and Cole Ryan, hairy-chested, are particularly hot for each other. In the bathroom, Brad is in the tub and Cole in the shower, separated by glass that has them both teasing. Brad quickly joins Cole and they start making out with enough steam to refog those windows. Cole sucks Brad first, his questioning eyes looking up at Brad while he does just fine with a deep-throat. Dripping, Brad keeps the doings very lusty, enjoying the sucking very much. In the bedroom, Brad gets his chance to work on Cole, ever fun as he rattles off an easy blowjob. With a slow careful insertion, so as not to ruin the day's calm pleasures, Brad fucks Cole. He opens up with some speed, but it's always friendly and warm. Cole howls as Brad dives deep into his hairy hole confidently. Then it's Brad's turn to get fucked, so he plunks himself on Cole and bounces, still the smiling earnest one of the pair. Brad cums on Cole's hairy abs and then Cole shoots on Brad's chest.
The rest of the guys arrive to enjoy Cole and Brad's beach house, in no time enjoying the pool and the ocean. Enormous beefcake Romario is horny, so he taps tall brunet Brant Moore and blond cutie Tory Mason on the shoulders. They follow him inside and share his extra-large cock. It's a mighty piece, but these two work well together on it, especially when both tongues are lapping at him in unison. Twinky Tory gets a plowing from Romario while also rimming Brant's butt. Romario knows he's working with an experienced bottom (with a beaut of an ass), so he drills him with rhythmic grace. He fits so well that Tory can concentrate on licking Brant's ass with no trouble. In a neat surprise, Tory tops Brant, turning his apple-pie freshness into some piggy topping. It's not nasty, but it's eager and knowing. Brant takes Tory all the way and still chugs on Romario's uncut slab. Romario leaves a hefty shot on Brant's neck, Tory on his pelvis and then Brant himself finishes last.
Romario leaves the pool area to worship himself in a series of drooling beefcake poses, which are luckily caught on video by wide-eyed brunet youth Luca Alexander. Posing and strutting is no fun unless someone is watching, but Luca approaches and gets to have sex with this horndog. On a gorgeous staircase, the much littler Luca sucks Romario, getting to work solo where it took two guys in the previous scene. Romario doesn't hit full hardness until he gets to fuck Luca, doing it doggy and pulling at Luca's head to maintain a nice control. Strangely, however, as soon as the fuck begins, it suddenly ends, with the camera back to Romario solo, now finishing himself off. I'm not sure what went wrong in the scene, but all seemed to be going well at the onset.
Barrett Long looks very cool in his sunglasses, his hairy torso sexy as he sits in a Jacuzzi outside. Inside, he can spy Jesse Santana, who doesn't need binoculars to see Barrett Long's truly humongous cock poking from the water. Barrett knows Jesse wants it, so he goes inside to give it to him. The inked and pierced brunet wonder that is Jesse immediately goes wild for Barrett's dick, sucking it with such focus! It's a scary piece, but Jesse handles it as well as anyone I've seen work with it. Jesse is also allowed an extra long time to work the uncut marvel, spinning off his skills on a clearly pleased Barrett. Jesse's only reciprocation is a fuck from Barrett, who decides instantly that Jesse's asshole can take what his mouth can. He's right, and Barrett crams every morsel of his cock into waiting Jesse's muscular luscious ass. Jesse seems so casual about taking such a huge dick, but film doesn't lie -- it's all fitting in there right to Barrett's low-hanging balls, and with some pulsing speed from Barrett for extra good measure. Jessie is flipped onto his back so Barrett can fuck him missionary, and Jesse's entreating face keeps Barrett plugging away without rest. Barrett's shot goes all the way up Jesse, touching down finally on Jesse's face. Jesse is just coated in jism and that's before he even finishes.
What would a day at the beach be without a glowing sunset? To make things even more romantic, John Wright and Christian Owen get to share their alone time in front of a roaring fire. Christian, tall and sporting a shaved head here, bends over to get his ass chewed by John, with hair just on the top of his head and an earring twinkling in the dimming sunlight. Christian actually rides John's tongue, gyrating up and down his face so John just has to stick out his tongue and enjoy. Christian bends over full so he can suck off John at the same time, doing a fine gulp. It's awfully clear that hairy-chested John has eyes only for Christian's ass, because when he's not munching it, he's jamming in fingers. It is a hot pale white ass, and after some more kissing, Christian sits down on John and bounces. Again, John is set in relax mode and it's Christian who provides the steam for the scene, working hard to ride the full length of the dick. He wears rather a scary intense look on his face while he's doing it. John finally goes active and fucks Christian on the latter's back. After a calm session, John pulls out to cum and then Christian finishes the mess-making.
DVD features: chapters; gallery; trailers ("Caesar's Hard Hat Gang Bang," "Carnal Intentions," "Echoes," "Family Values," "Idol in the Sky," "The Joint," "Ryker's Revenge" and "Technical Ecstasy"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue