Who knew that September 20th is Love Your Teeth Day in China? Or that there are on average 333 squares of toilet paper on a roll? Just yesterday I learned ... and it's true, I swear ... plants can suffer jet lag. And one last little known fact: straight men like cum too.
Now, while this bit of ephemera may not be as shocking as, say, the fact that each one of Lady Liberty's fingernails weighs a cool 100 pounds, this is one little tidbit that straight dudes are keeping to themselves. Ask your average straight guy if he dillydallies with his own spooge and his reply is likely to be negative and emphatic. The 10-odd guys in "Straight Men Like Cum Too!" have come out of the closet, as it were, giddily licking hot goop from their sticky fingers, grinning pie-eyed at the camera and shrugging their shoulders as if to say, "Who knew? This stuff tastes pretty good!"
Not every guy they've roped in for this flick is top-drawer, but there are a couple of matter-of-fact hotties that had me pressing the rewind button to take a second look. Take Johnny Lust. In his pre-jack off interview he confesses that he's trying to break into the industry by any means possible, even unconventional ones. It's a lengthy interview, at times making me wonder just who was seducing who. Johnny's got an easy smile and an average build. He keeps his lofty porn fantasies burning hot, despite his everyday looks. He may not be banging Jenna Jameson, but he's cool with the right here and now. He finally strips down, his smooth low-hangers brushing the casting couch. Glued to the television, Johnny's orgasm comes fairly quickly. The nice surprise comes immediately after when his interviewer directs him to eat his own load. The look that crosses his face is fleeting, but priceless. After doing the deed, he says, with a big grin on his face, "I've never done that before." I love porn firsts.
Danny, a thin Latin guy doing roof construction next door, swings by to shoot his first porn. Smiling nervously, he eases into his session rather uneventfully. But things get considerably more interesting when a bald, muscular dude steps in frame and starts fluffing. Danny's new buddy gets a little greedy and can't seem to tear himself away from Danny's cock when he starts spraying cum. His helper devours most of Danny's batter, but the real surprise is when the two men start snowballing, long, sticky strands of juice linking their mouths together when they eventually separate.
I'm not buying that each of the models is straight, but that's okay. For example, the jig was up when one Midwestern cutie, Trevor, started rhapsodizing about his favorite Madonna incarnation. Others guys, like tan and lithe Dylan, have a comfort level with their pretty assholes that's rare with hetero guys, one would assume, giddily flipping around and sliding several greasy digits into their bums for the camera, then showing off their neatly manicured bushes. But Austin, my favorite of the entire lot, answered the interviewer's questions with such earnest concentration, it was impossible for me to see him as anything other than the genuine article. With deep brown eyes and handsome jaw, Austin's not an obvious lady killer. But perhaps it's the way he tilts his head to one side while getting his thoughts together, smiling unselfconsciously that leaves women aflutter. His charms certain put me in a spell. Even the interviewer who remains unseen can't help gushing a bit when Austin finally strips and jerks off. Austin's sturdy prick is the perfect size, big but not too big. Right at those moments where Austin's breathing started to get more and more shallow, the interviewer turned up the intensity on his questions. I got off, not only on Austin's body, compact and muscular with a light dusting of hair across his firm pecs, but the adorable way he tried to politely answer these rapid-fire questions as he neared an orgasm. He has to be coaxed a bit to taste his load, but watching him experiment, tentatively putting a glob of cum into his own mouth, provided the biggest bang.
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Straight ... Or Are They?," "Straight Men Cum for the Camera," "There He Blows!," "Nine Straight Loads" and "Straight Strokers"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent