This thing sneaks up on you. Five scenes of Brit cum-eating sexual fanatics introduced by interviews with each member of five separate couples, interviews that are edited into the foreplay and seem annoying at first, but you get used to it, and, besides, you get to know what they like before they do it. And, boy, do they do it! The couples are varied in age and looks, and sexual proclivities, and the interviews reveal a great deal about these men, some of whom can be considered established major or budding porn stars. In the end, you will cum at least … well, depending on your tastes … as much as you can.
First we meet early-30s Joshua Stone, and handsome and swarthy bottom pig who will be serviced and shagged (fucked) by the remarkably energetic and huge-dicked Paul Shayne. Easily the best-known of this cast, Paul is what they call a scally or chav, a blue-collar sexpig who loves to suck and fuck and bottom and eat cum. In this scene he is the dominant man and he swarms all over Joshua as they play on the couch, his hands and mouth exploring Joshua’s jeans and then briefs until he is chomping away at a good piece of meat. Joshua, however, has other ideas and they are focused on Paul’s huge dick, which he invites into his esophagus courtesy of a face-fuck from above. They rim slightly before Paul slides his cock straight up Joshua’s twitching ass missionary, then flips him over for a forceful doggy-on-the-knees before rolling him back into a agile cowboy, and then another missionary which brings the cum flowing all over Joshua’s hairy abs and chest, cum which Paul is all too happy to lick up and polish off by engulfing Joshua’s sticky cock down to the pubes, moving up to snowball. He then spreads his legs over Joshua’s face and shoots a massive spurt all over his face, sticking his creamy cock down Joshua’s throat before a fade-out snowballing ends a sensationally virulent scene.
Mid-30s and with a shaved head and some tatts, taut Leon Hunter is matched with the uber-bottom Andy O’Neill, the adorable shaggy-haired Brazilian boy-toy who always sets Brit gay porn scenes on fire. Here they strip each other’s jeans and briefs in a sensual foreplay, kissing lovingly, and sucking each other’s distinctly opposite-shaped cocks: Leon’s sharply curving up, Andy’s sharply curving downward. But this is all about fucking, as Leon mounts Andy and plows him in virtually every position on the bed with great penetration close-ups in each of those positions, including one of a sit-fuck that culminates in Leon flipping Andy on his back, pulling out and splashing the boy’s hairy crotch with sweet spunk, which he licks up and shares with his new bedmate. Andy then straddles Leon and cums all over his shaved abs, filling his navel with sweet juice and massaging it into his chest.
Open-faced and swarthy Dean Anderson, sporting a sharp beard and sweet smile, is paired with Randy Rob, a mid-30s blond who reminds me of Peter Paige, the actor who played Emmet in the U.S. version of “Queer as Folk.” Their foreplay is delicious and vibrant (sucking through tighty-whites is a specialty that the Brits have almost patented). Rob then uses a black inflatable buttplug to keep Dean happy, follows with a seriously long and bright blue dildo as he’s sucking him off. This brings Dean into a climax of sticky and thick proportions that Rob gleefully licks up, swallows and shares with Dean, who then stands up and feeds him the rest off his cummy cock. We then get sort of an instant-replay: Dean shoves the buttplug up Rob’s ass and then brings him off, eating all the cum off his body and cock and snowballing themselves away.
Richard Gains, a 48-year-old bright-eyed daddy, is teamed with Christian Torrent, a neatly bearded, ripped rising late-30s porn star who is something of the new pig in Brit bareback flicks (he looks like Collin O’Neal, but smaller and craggier). These two are stark contrasts, Richard has a shaved body and pubes, is pale white while Christian has a serious tan, great body hair and a fat cock. They worship each other’s cocks before they get down to what each wants, Christian fucking Richard bareback in two or three positions, flipping him from a doggy to a missionary without removing his cock. This is a tempestuous scene filled with dirty-talk and when Christian asks Richard if he wants his load, the eager reply is an open mouth which is soon filled with thick, gobby cum, savored by Richard as Christian keeps squeezing his cock to get out more. He then dips down into Richard’s mouth for some and they share it in an exquisitely sensuous way. But Christian is thirsty, too, and he is soon covered with cum from his pate to his chin, licking it all, swallowing and smiling, nibbling on the cum filled foreskin to get all of it before they snowball away again. Wooooooooooooooooooo!
Tall, bearded and hairy Marcus Riley, who is Italian and sounds it, is paired with lean, late-30s, and smooth Brent South in a sizzling scene that is filled with body and cock worship, lips on briefs, tongues on nipples and in puckers, cocks nibbled, licked and swallowed. Brent does most of the oral stuff here, and does it very well, until it’s time for Marcus to mount him and stuff his butt with his long and fat sausage, doggy and cowboy, a position which causes Brent to spurt his juice all over Marcus’ hairy body, which he promptly licks up. Marcus then straddles Brent and his enormous, fat-headed cock explodes with cum directly into Brent’s open mouth. The cum-eating and cleaning ritual that Brent goes through is priceless, a case study in how to do it, savor it, and in the end, share it, a perfect end to a movie which the Brits have a perfect word for: Brilliant!
DVD Features: Chapters; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***