There is no question in my mind that Simon Booth changed the perception of British male porn when he started the "Rudeboiz" series. The formula is very simple but varies little from flick to flick: Two Brit street types (chavs, scallies, whatevers) meet up in a flat, on the street, or cute, and fuck their brains out with enormously big cocks and splashing, usually consumed, cum-shots. This edition ranks right up there with the best of the series.
Raw-boned and rough-looking lanker Edward Fox is stroking what looks to be a tree sapling beneath his sweat pants, waiting on his couch for the slightly exotic light cocoa-colored Sammy to arrive for their tryst. Sammy makes his way across the street, up the elevator, and into Edward's lair where their lips lock, hands grope, and kits fly off with Sammy going down first on what, indeed, proves to be a monster log. They swap blowjobs, and with a slight glance to the camera slip onto the couch for the fucking. Sammy sits on Edward and rides him reverse cowboy, then a standing doggy and legs-akimbo missionary which forces the cum out of Sammy onto his abs. Edward leans back on the couch and shoots a nice load into Sammy's waiting mouth, which is greedily eaten, swallowed and the cock cleaned with a closing glance at the camera.
OMG, a moose of a hunk, Tyson, is standing legs apart next to a building waiting for the sweet-faced Dominic Powell to arrive. They enter the apartment building and start fiddling with each other in the elevator, and make their way to the living room of the flat where their jaws lock and their hands flail for some cock. Straight out of a rugby scrum or a half-back slot, Tyson is a jock lover's dream with a gorgeous cock and a superior crotch of hair which has Dominic reeling and slobbering as he worships it on his knees. Just when you think his long servicing session is going to lead to a one-way scene, they hit the couch and Tyson slips Dominic's sweats off to find a rock-hard piece to which he gives justifiably believable attention. But the center of attention in this scene is Tyson's shaft, which Dominic is loathe to abandon, worshipping it between hot kisses before he spreads his legs missionary, then doggy, and then legs-over-shoulder missionary again for a vigorous butt-massaging from that huge Tyson trunk. Tyson rises and stands above Dominic as the young'un pulls his cum from his own pud, then waits for Tyson's load -- lush, long, stringy and dumped all over Dominic's cute face.
Threesomes are usually not standard in this series, but this one is something special. We are introduced to Billy Rogers, Kaden Bailey and Damon Kerner as they walk down an alley looking to get into a flat. Billy is a lithe Nubian with corn rolls, Kaden a sweet-looking preppy type and Damon more of a wise-guy cutie. They arrive in the flat, lips locked and hands groping, and it soon becomes clear that Kaden is going to be the boy in the middle as he fixes his jaws on Billy's huge black dick and feeds his own massive meat to Damon, then waits as Billy samples his cock and he does the same to Damon's pole. There is much mutual cocksucking and finger-fucking here before Kaden gets on his knees for Damon's thrust while Billy feeds his face, and then they two tops (who wear their caps throughout), reverse the situation. Then with Kayden sitting rodeo style as the prone Damon stuffs his ass, Billy suits up and gets on his haunches and double-fucks that willing ass. A hallmark of this series is the close-up work and here it is special, indeed. The tops then lay Kaden out flat while he jerks his load and they spill their seed on his lapping tongue.
Swaggering Callum comes walking toward the camera and says something unintelligible to us, slips into the building and is let into Jamie Luke's waiting embrace and kiss. Usually a duo with his off-screen lover Troy Bolt, Callum is left to explore another relationship here as he swallows Jamie's mouth and tongue eagerly -- indeed, this couple bear resemblances to each other so we know we might be in for a treat. They are eager and tender kissers and excellent cocksuckers, considering the tasks at hand. Far more experienced on camera, Callum is sort of a teacher in some respects here, letting his student learn his lessons through both practice and example (all while keeping his cap on) as they trade somewhat affectionate blowjobs on the overstuffed leather couch. I got the impression throughout that Jamie was a newbie of sorts and when Callum fucks him, it's in the most comfortable positions -- a standing fuck over the desk and a scissor on the couch. They jerk off side by side and Jamie stands up and squirts his cum into Callum's gaping mouth while Callum is cumming -- and Callum cleans up Jamie's wet-slick cum-stick to end the lesson.
Pug-nosed, ear-studded and hotter that a poker, Matt Slade (that's his real first name, it's tattooed on his arm) has one of those quintessentially British pugilistic bull-dog faces that could not be classified as anything but rough adorable. He's on the couch making sweet lip, tongue and jaw contact with Danny Cunningham, a pretty brunet with a two-day beard whose face screams bottom but whose cock, when unveiled, is just incredibly large -- in fact, his eyes popped out of his head when he spots Matt's cock, which is the same size, and Matt is so overwhelmed by Danny's that he immediately gives it a deep-throat effort, quickly reciprocated. They exchange blowjobs, of course, but while there is chemistry in all the segments this one is a bit special. They worship each other's cocks and then Matt sits on the couch and Danny slides on that pole reverse cowboy. Just when you think they're going to go into more positions, Matt slides onto his back and Danny slides his own meat into Matt's tight hole and what you thought was the premise is reversed -- Matt is the loving bottom, Danny the pleasing top. They slip into a standing doggy before Matt is back down on the couch and Danny slips alongside to jerk his load right into Matt's waiting, hungry and eager mouth. It's the best cum-eating finale of a video that ranks with the best of this series, and Matt's thorough cleaning of Danny's cummy cock and his own splash onto his navel is followed by a loving kiss which is, indeed, a wrap.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Bo Champion ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***