It's utterly impossible that clever German director Jörg Andreas could take the gay porn standard of the pizza delivery guy and not make it sparkle anew. With an extremely game cast of extra-largely hung studs, pizza fun hasn't has this much crackle in a long time. The only people I can think of who might not like "Pizza Cazzone" are people in the sausage industry, because what these men are packing puts their product to shame.
Unshaven Thierry Lamasse needs a job, and he happens to pass by a pizza joint where one is being offered by manager Slim Jim. After absolutely no interview process, Thierry gets the job and Slim Jim is left with a hardon. So, he whips out his thick cock, pours cooking oil on it and very quickly cums on the pizza. It's a big shot too. That pizza is a delivery order, so Thierry hops on his motorcycle and goes to deliver it.
Grease monkeys Christoph Scharff and Moran Stern are horny, so strapping shaved-headed Christoph Scharff whips out his curved cock in the manager's office and let's equally rugged and manly, this despite wearing overalls and grease stains, Moran go down on him. It's at that fortuitous moment Thierry arrives with their pizza. It's impossible for reedy slightly bearded Thierry not to notice what's going on, but he doesn't stay to join. Instead, Christoph and Moran return to what they were doing. Moran bends over the desk to reveal a mammoth hairless ass, which Christoph spits into and rims with glee, yanking on Moran's pierced dick as he does. Christoph then fucks Moran with manly elegance. It's mid-fuck before we find out Thierry has been hiding outside the door, so he returns, wielding his impressive erection again, giving Moran something to suck while getting so definitively pounded by Christoph. Christoph is such a natural top that it all looks so easy for him. Thierry replaces him in Moran's butt and fucks with spry speed. Thierry then fucks both Moran and Christoph side-by-side until everyone cums. I'm not sure what kind of tip Thierry gets, but I think the sex workout itself was worth the trip.
Also working at the dirty shop where Christoph and Moran are probably now enjoying their pizza are Jean Franko, the gorgeous European with all the body hair, and Marco Blaze, a pale hairless wonder with a chiseled body. Jean's dick is one of those pieces so enormous it has to be scary upon first sight, but Marco is able to deep-throat it! A total perfectionist, he gives Jean, face-fucking him, a royally grand blowjob. He then gives the same attention to Jean's asshole, still keeping his dick nearby to return to it as well. Jean looks regal standing up getting chewed by Marco. Marco's ass is a natural wonder, bulbous and `groaning for attention. Jean licks it with a wild tongue, which also flaps around Marco's big uncut cock, and then finally fucks Marco. The tension was getting unbearable! However, it's well worth it since Jean is merciless with Marco, who is more than able to take it. Jean is also excellent with a more methodical approach doing Marco on his back. Now it's about letting the camera see his dick slip in and out fully as long as Marco can stand it, which means it only ends with Marco blasting while Jean keeps at him.
Back at the pizza shop, blond stunner Matt Hughes is tired of rolling dough, so he pulls out his absolutely eye-popping humongous cock and jerks off a bit, until he realized it would feel better if he fucks the dough, which he does until delivery man Jenson Lomax arrives. He quickly realizes intense tattooed Jenson might feel even better for his dick. Jenson readily agrees and works magnificently with an award-worthy blowjob. Somehow, and really, I don't know how the laws of physics allow it, Jenson actually deep-throats Matt. Matt cums, Jenson cums and then Jenson leaves Matt with a beaming smile.
Thierry's next customer is German porn stalwart Tim Kruger, a handsome redhead wearing tight jeans and an open sweatshirt when Thierry rings the bell. The two are totally into each other, so after a brief attempt to try to part, Tim invites Thierry back inside to play. The two have a very similar look, so spy the brow piercing and you'll know it's Thierry. Well, that and his hulking piece of dickflesh. Tim is given the task of sucking it, doing a marvelous job. He works further and further down it until truly his throat can't take anymore and then it's Thierry's turn to show how talented his mouth is on Tim's fist-thick piece. The veins pop out all over Thierry's face as he works it. Tim rams his face into Thierry's hole for the movie's best rimjob, a real wetting that should have Thierry abundantly ready for taking Tim's king-size dick. It's a help, but so is a trained asshole. Tim likes using the full length of his cock, pulling out nearly all the way with every thrust and then jamming back in with at top speed. It's like a foot of dick being burrowed over and over! The shape of Tim's dick makes a missionary fuck even smoother. He pulls out so both can drop their juices on the pizza Thierry has so diligently delivered. Tim reheats the pizza with every intention of eating it.
Thierry's reputation as the city's best pizza boy is enhanced by Christoph and Tim apparently telling all of their friends about his service, so the pizza store is hopping, busy with guys desperate to have Thierry deliver.
Pals Peto Coast, a good-looking brunet with a sharp nose, Enzo Rimenez, another dark-featured hunk, and the somewhat twinkier Angel Tyessen are three pals enjoying some beer time. Enzo and Angel start to make out, shooting Peto inviting glances, and just as everything is getting started, Thierry shows up with pizza, but this time, just pizza. Apparently this trio is more than enough to have their own good time. Angel hops up on the table, steps into the pizza and has Enzo and Peto lick it off his feet. This is the kind of kooky moment burning through the screen that only Cazzo can pull off. Enzo and Angel suck Peto's cock together, which works well because there is so much to suck. The greedy guys work the shaft and his balls much to his evident satisfaction. Their up-and-down work together is terrific. Angel is bent over the table so Peto can thoroughly explore his hole with his tongue and then his meaty cock. Angel is splayed wide by Peto, who can slam him hard while still making out with Enzo ... handless, no less! That's damn fine topping. Enzo is a smiley bottom too, taking thick Peto on his back next to Angel. Peto plows with equal magnificence until standing over them to cum, as they finish as well.
Slim Jim asks Thierry what he's doing to be in such demand. "I'm just being nice to people," he says, with the modesty of a crossing guard helping an old lady across the street. Slim Jim isn't convinced, so he asks to see what Thierry does that is so "nice." Thierry hops over the counter and the two ardently kiss. Thierry unveils the cock that's made so many happy already and Slim Jim lets it slip in and out of his velvety mouth until he's ready to really stretch it to the limits and gobble all of Thierry, who looks down at Slim Jim proudly. Close-up filming is very impressive. The camera then gets underneath Thierry as he goes to eat Slim Jim's butt, lapping around it ferociously with a big tongue. This scene takes place in the pizza joint and Slim Jim's ass is easily the tastiest ingredient in the place. Thierry socks Slim Jim with a roaring fuck, jiggling his bottom's ass with ripples as he hammers incessantly. When he does Slim Jim missionary, he explodes with even more verve, up on the counter for the best possible position. He pulls out to dump a load on Slim Jim, who cums with Thierry's watching at eye level. Thierry puts tomato sauce and cheese on Slim Jim and it looks like they will have another meal!
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Men Factory," "Not Geil," :"Homo Punx," "Deep," "Sex Skins," ".dot cum," "Cape Town Stories," "Reality Sex," "Olwechsel," "Match Maker," "Fuck Fiction," "Pur," "Sex Pigs," "Kolben Fresser," "Sex Klinik," "Dangerous Island," "Flucht in Ketten," "Unter Mennern" and "Eingelocht"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***