Seven young guys all received an email to join a sex party, and apparently all because they are packing serious equipment. Indeed, it turns out to be true and “Real Big: Boys Measuring Up!” is not false advertising.
We meet six of the guys immediately. They are casually sitting in a room and one-by-one they introduce themselves. All have the same delightfully flirtatious demeanor and all seem excited to be there. Names and such trivial details given, the conversation turns to dick size. Tommy Defendi, a handsome bearded guy, is the first to drop his pants and show what he’s got. The rest follow suit immediately. Larkin, a brunet All-American type, has a delicious fat one, as does short-haired cutie Austin Grant. “We’ve got a couple monsters in here,” someone chirps. It would be impossible to pick a favorite dick as they are all so mouthwatering.
After the guys stand in a group, fully hard and cracking jokes, they notice that Larkin and Nick Cross, a petit tattooed cutie possessing a dick that has to be half his body weight, have some chemistry. So, everyone else leaves and these two start. Nick blows Larkin, very able to deep throat. Since this is a movie celebrating size, the camera is wise to go in very close to the action. They trade off so Larkin can slurp up Nick’s piece, looking up at Nick with sexy eye contact. Larkin is a brash loud sucker. Nick, as everyone was getting acquainted, proudly admitted to being a bottom, and he has a great fuzzy ass to offer Larkin. Larkin starts by rimming it, which he does exceedingly well. Wet and puckering, Nick’s hole is finally ready to be fucked. Larkin has an easy time slipping inside and his whole piece fits. Larkin is able to do as Nick requests and fuck him hard because Nick’s ass is so welcoming. It’s a torrential pounding, full of brio. Nick rides Larkin expertly, his hole never tiring of Larkin’s size and actually moving faster than even manic Larkin! This unstoppable duo does it missionary as well. Larkin keeps going at Nick until the to bottom cums and then Larkin stands over Nick and drops his load down.
Christian is cleaning the pool as the next scene begins. Was housework in the email invitation? Anyway, he’s revealed to have a nice fat butt, a bunch of interesting tattoos and a piercing stare. This is when the final guest, cute Latino Mario Costa arrives. Christian, already hard, wants to see Mario’s, and Mario is only too happy to whip it out. We might just have a winner here! Dark, thick, long and uncut, this is a prize. In the pool, they make out and then Christian goes down on Mario. He doesn’t have any easy time of it, considering the sheer magnitude of this penis. Mario is a bit better, but he’s only playing with XXL, where as Christian had to suck XXXL. Mario rolls a condom onto Christian’s dick and Mario bends over to take it. It’s a tight fuck. Mario doesn’t seem totally comfortable and Christian stays pretty much fully inserted the whole time. Fucking with Mario on his back allows for more dynamism. It also finds Mario pumping his dick so hard he cums in no time. Christian then tells Mario to back up…further…further…further, because his shot is going to blast far. And it does!
Tommy, Austin , Mario and Lex are sitting outside, admitting to Mario that they watched the previous scene, but bold Lex says he has officially the biggest cock. Tommy decides they have to compete. Lex says if he’s smaller, he’ll let Tommy fuck him. They flop out their dicks on a glass table, and it’s going to take on hell of a ruler to figure out which is bigger, but does it matter? They are both insanely hung and should bring equal pleasure. Conveniently, Mario is bigger, so that means Tommy gets Lex, but Lex procrastinates, instead opting for Austin Grant.
They retire to a bedroom where taller zesty Austin gropes at small nipple-pierced Lex as they mack. Austin begins to suck Lex’s nearly unconquerable pecker, but Austin has one hell of a mouth on him and he apparently knows how to work a mongo dick. It’s a terrific blowjob, especially with Austin ’s never-say-die attitude. Close-ups of Austin flat on the bed sucking make Lex’s dick seem even bigger! Then it’s Lex’s turn to suck, and he’s a most amiable of playmates. Austin has a very long dick, so Lex spends his time either on the head or licking it up and down. A very brave Austin seats himself on Lex’s dick and goes for a ride. The entire piece fills his ass and as he goes up and down, Lex thrusts upwards to make sure it’s always tucked in as deeply as possible. Austin remains hard the whole time. Lex then fucks Austin doggie style with the same extremely penetrating results. One more position change has Austin on his back looking at Lex make his assault so he can beat off while being nailed. Two impressive globs of cum are left on Austin ’s stomach.
Though Lex had told Austin he was worn out from their energetic session, he still has a debt to pay to smirking Tommy, so they head outside under a palm tree. Lex puts his mouth great use sucking Tommy, who might just have the thickest of the movie’s peckers. Lex gives it a very sensual sucking, full of eye contact and teasing. He keeps Tommy cooing heatedly. Tommy gets closer to his prize when he blows Lex and no offense to Austin , but Tommy is so strong a blower that he can actually deep throat Lex. A lot of spit and a lot of determination, plus no fear of gagging, have him mastering this toughest of whoppers. Then it’s time for Tommy to prep Lex’s ass, so he rims it with spirit. His fast-moving tongue zips around the whole hairy anal area and then when he stands up, he has his condom on and he plows it into Lex. Lex topped so well previously, but now he’s a wonderful bottom. Tommy goes at him with a series of jerky thrusts, staying deeply buried in the tight hole. Christian shows up, standing a few feet away touching himself. Soon, he brazenly interrupts Tommy’s topping and asks to join. Of course he can! Tommy immediately blows him, whipping his head around to show once again that he’s a master oralist. Lex stands up so Christian can gulp him as Tommy keeps going. Tommy still wins as the flick’s most engaging sucker. Lex leaves the other two so that Christian can fuck Tommy, who is a loud raging bottom. Christian slams into him at a jackrabbit pace, pushing through his hairy hole at top speed. Loud as always, Tommy and Christian strain their vocal chords roaring out loud cum shots, Christian reaching up to his own mouth.
DVD Features: Chapters; solos (Mario Costa, Lex Sabre, Austin Grant, Christian Wild, Larkin, Nick Cross); trailers (“Private Resort,” “Southern Pride,” “Gunner World,” “Ten Pound Tube Steak,” “Trouser Trout” and “Big Bigger Biggest”); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.mannet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***