The idea of casting Paddy O'Brian as the rock star in "Rock Star!" is a stroke of brilliance. Playing a world-famous musician is a wonderful spoof of his image and he does it witt great humor. Of course, a script by the redoubtable director Andrew Rosen, a legendary writer of comic plot porn, has a lot more going for it than just a one-joke spoof.
It appears that Paddy the rock star has a reputation that is not at all positive. When promoter Colby Chambers and Paddy's manager, Alex Graham, finalize the details, Alex decides to use a secret weapon. His dick is hard under a glass table and he pushes aside the contracts so Colby can't miss it. It gets Colby hard too and, fully clothed, he gets on his knees to suck beefy Alex's dick and Alex's eyes roll back in his head from the pleasure. That's understandable because Colby's long tongue and tireless mouth give Alex's cock a terrific blowjob. Whether Colby is sucking it to the base or Alex is face-fucking Colby, the work remains agile and peppy. Reedy Colby then licks at Alex's armpit and they kiss before Alex starts to suck Colby's growing pecker. Alex slobbers lots of saliva on Colby, keeping up the theme of friskiness, though it takes Colby forcing it down his throat to get Alex to take it all. Colby's full big balls get a lot of attention. Alex gets up on the table so Colby can rim him, unraveling his forceful tongue again on Alex's hairy-at-the-crack butt. Colby balances on the arm of a sofa so Alex can fuck him. Alex likes to stay inside Colby deeply, not a problem for our bottom, who keeps his gaze on Alex as encouragement to make him fuck harder. Alex knows that drill and when he has Colby doggy, he knows just the pace Colby enjoys. Position three is Colby riding Alex and this shows off Colby's hole best of all. Not only is depth easy for him, but he's a speedy bouncer. Colby cums on Alex's stomach and then Alex hits the same location. "Initial here," Alex says, pointing to his mouth, and Colby bends over to do so happily, the two kissing to seal the deal.
Two of Paddy's roadies, tightly cut Ray Diaz and beefcake stunner Jimmy Durano, are sitting by the pool, thrilled that they are not currently touring and able to lead a life of ease. Ray hops into the pool naked, so Jimmy does the same and they start making out there. Jimmy pulls himself halfway out of the pool so that his ass is just above the water level and tanned Ray gives him a solid lusty rimjob. Watch Jimmy's arms, since they have to anchor him in this tough position while Ray works on his ass -- that's what muscles are for! Moving to some rocks on the lawn, Jimmy reclines comfortably while Ray works his giant boner. Ray goes all out, slurping with a dedicated mouth and using a hand that keeps Jimmy so hard. Ray seems to particularly love foreskin, but there isn't an inch of Jimmy's dick he doesn't delight. Ray's hairy hole looks like it needs to be fucked badly and Jimmy is just the right guy for the task. Slamming in his entire cock, he pounds the hell out of the littler bottom with crashing force. Rays whimpers of pleasure keep Jimmy maintaining his insistent pace. It's back to the pool where Jimmy finally gets a chance to blow Ray. The shots from the side are so perfect, showing not only the action, but Jimmy's plump ass right above the water line. Then it's back to Jimmy ramming in and out of Ray's asshole. Toward the end, Jimmy grabs Ray's cock and jacks it at the same speed as his fucking, a gigantic cum-shot the result.
Temperamental Paddy is having some sort of hissy fit inside, and his poor bodyguards, Sebastian Rossi and Cal Skye are forced to stand outside in the heat. "I think I'm going to take my shirt off," Sebastian says matter-of-factly and Cal agrees, assuming their boss has passed out. Sebastian is thickly muscled with great definition and Cal is tighter and wiry. Cal remarks on how "ripped" Sebastian is and the two, sunglasses and headsets still in place, begin to make out. If anything can put a dent in the armor of these two professional bodyguard statues, it's sex! Cal goes wild blowing Sebastian, giving him such a fast deep-throat I thought I was watching it in fast-forward. Sebastian isn't worried about Cal gagging, so he keeps Cal's head firmly in place to assure deep-throating. Sebastian gets to suck on Cal when they retire to a shadier part of the perimeter. Aping Cal's style, Sebastian sets about sucking Cal with fast-paced abandon and Cal particularly delights in the sucking he receives. Both guys have magnificent asses, and Sebastian shoves his face into Cal's with extreme focus, licking, tongue-fucking, gyrating his head, all tricks a rimmer can use when working orally on a perfect ass, and Cal's hairless tight one deserves that moniker. A finger or two later, Sebastian is now fucking Cal. Under the bright sunlight, the two look ethereal as Sebastian thrusts in and out of Cal's hole with a steady rhythm. They decide to go inside for more fucking, and here Sebastian gets to do Cal with the bottom on his back. Sebastian playfully uses complete in-and-out blasting thrusts and then returns to a high-power pace that has worked for them in both positions. For the finale, everyone cums on Cal.
Twinky bubbly Joey Cooper considers himself Paddy's No. 1 fan and sneaks into his house while Cal and Sebastian are otherwise engaged. He bursts in on slumbering Paddy to gush and then offers to give Paddy a show at which he excels, being a professional stripper. Joey's striptease isn't exactly ideal and Paddy chirps, "at least I know you're not carrying any weapons on you," when Joey goes down to only his underwear. "Oh, but I am," Joey replies, grabbing his crotch. Paddy protests that he's not gay, but his hardon says otherwise. "Hallo, where'd he come from," Paddy says, in that inimitable cockney accent that hasn't been heard since Eliza Doolittle (but which is one of Paddy's charming assets). "I'm a rock star, we're curious by definition," Paddy admits and Joey agrees to show him how man-on-man sex works. Tiny and intense Joey is all over Paddy's sizeable cock without any fuss at all and handles it very well. He's encouraged mightily by Paddy, who seems to be loving every second of Joey's purposeful and impressive sucking. Paddy then gives Joey his ass to lick and the results are the same, with Joey captivated by the fuzzy hole, spitting in it and getting notes of praise from Paddy. They start their fucking with Joey bouncing on Paddy, this young sprite so full of energy that Paddy doesn't need to do anything but enjoy the tightness of his bottom's hole, though he wouldn't be Paddy O'Brian if he didn't also make sure to be happily active and meet Joey's up and down movements with upward thrusts of his own. Paddy then munches on Joey's ass. Unafraid, he takes to it with excitable desire and doesn't do it halfway. No, his tongue is way inside Joey's hole and he does it with the same elan as anyone else in the movie. Bravo, Paddy for stretching your limits and bravo to director Andrew Rosen! Paddy returns to fucking Joey after that, tensing up his whole body to make his muscles pop and slamming at Joey so hard that he might send his bottom flying off the couch they use as a base. Paddy is relentless here, but Joey is perfectly able to take anything Paddy gives him: speed, power, depth. Paddy sweats working tirelessly to ram Joey with all he's got. Joey cums first, dripping his spew onto the sofa while Paddy still plowing him and Paddy has a big shot onto Joey's back. "Time for a swim," Paddy decides at the end and off they go.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("Seduced," "Summer Lust," "Dripping Wet 4," "Madrid Sexy" and "Sun Kissed"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***