The School of Hard Cocks might be compared to those courses advertised on late night television or the back of matchbook covers, but instead of TV/VCR repair, students learn the "ins and outs" at a porn star prep school, located in a secret location in the San Fernando Valley, "the porn capitol of the world." With adult industry veteran Hands Solo behind the camera, we see that being on the bottom of the class is not always a bad thing as we follow several students and staff at different course levels.
Adam Strassburg and Bobby Tyler convince teacher Doug Jeffries to help drill them for a big test. Leather daddy Jeffries gives up a night on the town to help the boys on the oral exam. Jeffries also gives Strassburg a pop quiz on the use of a butt plug before plugging him with the real deal, while Tyler sucks Strassburg. The scene ends with a circle jerk that has Jeffries showing up the porn pups with a double orgasm while he waits patiently for the boys to blow.
Skye Foster tells Dereck Bishop that he wants to learn to be a bottom. Bishop's lesson plan consists of having Foster fuck him while discussing the finer points of being a bottom. Sadly, Bishop doesn't get any hands-on experience, or more aptly, dick-in experience.
Final exam time for Josh Holiday includes role-playing and sex in uniform. Oh, and he also gets to suck Max Grand's massive rod. (Okay, Big Daddy Ferguson says not to show my biases, but, I have to say the beefy Grand really does it for me.) Blade Thompson's videography shows a great sense of detail that he learned on the other side of the camera. In one scene, we see Grand fucking, and we see Holiday's dick through a hole in the table. I have special respect for bottoms who not only stay hard when getting plowed but shoot a load while the top is still going at it.
We finish with Stonie and Bruce Templeton doing post-grad work with super-hung Australian Andrew Lennox, who is sporting a goatee in this movie. The boys are filming a three-way with lots of dick sucking and ass-eating, but it is Lennox who gets the award for fucking both Stonie and Templeton tag-team style, switching back and forth, with very little editing and a change of condom between each boy.
(Time out fo a shameless plug: Andrew, please come to Chicago in May for the Grabby Awards! 'Nuf said.)
It may not be Harvard, but the School of Hard Cocks boasts an amazing teacher-to-student ratio of 1-on-1 or 2-on-1, which is enough to make me check into graduate degree programs.
- Harry Bayer