You've gotta love newcomer MSR Video's "Men Are Pigs" logo and the little animated pig (dressed up in leather wear) that precedes the feature. MSR recognizes this niche and tailors to the audience shamelessly.
For the first degree of humiliation, muscle-bound Doug Jeffries picks up hustling Michael Vista and brings him to his dungeon. He calls Vista a piece of shit, spits on him, punches him in the chest repeatedly. All the usual first date stuff. He continues belittling his street whore, at times quite roughly. Jeffries is one angry pig, at times even frightening. Occasionally they kiss, but even this is done in an ugly, angry way. Vista, now harnessed into a swing, is slapped around, spat on and whipped. Enough to shock the sensibilities of those not quite familiar with (or into) rough pig sex. At least MSR zeros in on a particular audience rather than pandering to everyone in a buckshot approach. Some of the footage is like sexual assault in a controlled setting. You'll either love it or hate it.
Vista receives a ridiculously large dildo up his yummy butt. That one is removed and replaced with one that is larger still. When this one is removed, his butt is paddled, then roughly fucked by Jeffries' rigid tool. This scene is hot. They jack off together. When they finish, Jeffries asks Vista, "So punk, was that good for you?" to which Vista replies, "I've had better." Touché.
The second-degree features Will Clark as a fussy little homeowner that "accidentally" drops a load of gay skin mags in front of his ultra-butch gardener, Rick Allen. Clark reclines in a nearby chaise-lounge, furtively looking at his mags while sneaking peeks at Allen. He pictures Allen in all manners of undress. When Allen attempts to engage Clark in small talk, he is regarded with contempt and insult. Allen retorts by ramming his rod down Clark's throat. He calls Clark a pig. Then he tops him in the garden, as any good gardener would do. Clark makes a show of crawling away, but Allen doesn't let him. Instead, he rides him like a bronco across the lawn. Clark stays fully hard throughout the assault, often wailing at the top of his lungs, "Oooh, fuck meeeeeee." (Don't these people have neighbors???) They finish by, you guessed it, jacking off on each other. Then Clark fires the gardener. How humiliating.
The third degree finds cute Robert Black looking like a misplaced paperboy as he is thrown together with angry Cole Tucker. Cigar-smoking Tucker wouldn't have been out of place in the movie Deliverance. He's a real pig. He addresses Black as one might a dog. In keeping with the doggy motif, Tucker produces a spiked dog collar and stainless dog dish for his little plaything. Black, now wearing the dog collar, is fucked silly in the sling and made to shoot his load into the dog dish. He is then fed his load from the dish. Well, there goes the PG-13 rating on this one.
(Note: The actors are identified not only at the beginning of the feature but at the closing as well, something that other production companies would do well to emulate. How can these pups develop a fan base if we don't know them by name? Congrats to MSR on this choice and good luck with future piggy sex projects.)
- Burny Edmonds