WARNING!
Description source: promotional material
"STRADDLIN' SADDLE" give moustached Blond Bobby Stumps a long, lean HARDON. MUSCULAR, upholstered with BLOND-BEAR CHEST HAIR, TATTOOED, Bobby, is a ROUGH RIDER, A V-E-R-Y NASTY TALKER, who shows you how Brown Leather cowboys use their SADDLE HORNS, BRIDLE BITS, and REINS to H-O-R-S-E around with you! This hairy-bellied Cowpoke pumps his BIG-ARMS ON HIS HARD CATTLE PROD outdoors and indoors, his STEELY MONTANA-BLUE EYES PIERCING YOU! He's a real COW PUNCHER with a FULL-COLOR TIGER TATTOO. Blond Bobby Stumps, outdoors on a hay bale, indoors on a saddle and blanket, spreads the Big Valley on his leather THIGHS, toughs out his vein-popping MUSCLE, and rides his Ponderosa DICK! Bobby Stumps is the OILY BLOND RANCH ANIMAL WET-DREAMS ARE MADE OF! ARMPITS! FUR! LEATHER! SADDLE! Wanna get S-E-D-U-C-E-D into a HARD RIDE by this VERY NASTY SOFT-TALKER?