It may not give you many tips on auto repair, but it may help explain why it takes so long for your car to get fixed. In Hispanic Mechanics , director Andre Adair puts a delectable assortment of Hispanic men through the paces for our viewing pleasure, most of them very well hung and uncut.
Of course, the mechanics theme is only to get our stars into various positions on cars in numerous states of disrepair. First up, Mike Cesar does an all-points check on Mike Lamas' thick, uncut hot rod. Cesar checks all the valves and pistons, while Lamas pries open Cesar's bubble butt for an inspection of his own. Not satisfied with just a visual inspection, Lamas uses his special tool to pound Cesar's hot ass. Lamas barely get his rubber off before shooting his significant load. Sadly, we do not get to see Cesar shoot, as the scene ends there.
Next up, Lalo performs a thorough self-maintenance check. Lalo has a nice ass and a hearty, swangin', uncut chulupa. Finding everything in order, Lalo lubricates his chest and tummy with a generous serving of jizz. Newcomer Melo Rico takes a break and puts his uncut, thick-foreskinned cock up on the hoist. Unfortunately, due to a hydraulics problem, it never goes beyond semi-hard.
In a daydream, young buck Carlos Casino, with full lips and generous uncut wiener, fantasizes about C.J. Cruz. Cruz licks Casino's lollipop like a pro and stops only briefly to get the favor returned before returning his mouth to Casino's raging boner. It would have been hot to see Cruz take it like a man from the younger Casino, but the scene ends with Casino blowing a solo load at the end of the daydream.
By far, the hottest sex comes when Joe Montez has his way with Anthony Vega on the hood of a 1977 AssMaster Coupe. Montez is smooth, chiseled and hard. Vega is in equally good shape but covered in well-trimmed fur. In addition to mutual rimming and some very hot man-two-man kiss action (a personal favorite), we get to see Montez's well-defined ass pulsing, as he thrusts into Vega, finally unleashing his load onto Vega. Montez then sucks on Vega's dick until Montez's love juice lubes his hairless pecs and rigid nipples.
In the final scene, it's newcomer Juanico who shines. Juanico, with his pierced tongue, tattooed belly button and hot bubble butt, is the ultimate Hispanic bad boy, a hustler. You know, the type whose broken English "I love you" might make you forget you have to explain to your boyfriend how you lost the Gold Card in San Juan. But even Juanico's hot fucking doesn't seem to distract Tony Cuba from his gum chewing. The scene is flat and lacks passion or any real interest. I'd definitely like to see more of Juanico in the future.
Fans of Hispanic men will be satisfied with the erotic escapades of our capable mechanics. There is definitely plenty of "pene" for the peso, but hardcore buffs who require lots of man-to-man anal action will quickly find that these mechanics are mainly self-service. Which goes to show, when shopping for a mechanic to service you... er... your car, you should check in his driveway first.
- Harry Bayer
Director Andre Adair's "Hispanic Mechanics" (1999) is a slight but watchable effort full of horny Latin men, the most famous being sexy Mike Lamas.
Mike Lamas opens with Mike Cesar, playing with the outline of his penis through his pants. Lamas gets so hard, he has to unleash the beast. Cesar takes his cue and goes down on the uncut piece, starting with the head and working down. He goes a little crazy with Lamas' foreskin, docking it, licking in and out. Mike doesn't return the favor, he looks at the action and half-smiles, before he slips a condom on and enters Cesar. He nails him from behind, and the camerawork almost literally puts you there. The camera seems to be almost in Lamas' rectum as we see him ram it in. Lamas lifts Cesar, places him in a tractor seat, and hoists his legs up, finishing his penetration. Tradey, but hot.
Outdoors, Lalo decides that he is alone and needs to get himself off. He rubs his chest and jerks. He shoves himself over a tractor seat and digs a finger up his ass. From the pained look on his face, it's obvious the finger has gone far. Lalo's dick is long, and when he resumes stroking, it's with that same finger still lodged inside him. He shoots, and his load flies up and coats his chest.
Melo Rico is up next, and he's a muscular, masculine guy, with a butch haircut and a mustache. He has a fat uncut cock that he seems to love to beat. And the more fervid his stroking, the bigger he gets, until it seems like he is holding a salami. Rico doesn't seem relaxed (at one point he looks off-camera, as if wondering what to do). Unlike Lalo, whose finger up the ass expedited his missile, Rico takes forever to blow, It's worth it when he does, though, as he shoots all over his belly, scoops up some of the cum and tastes it.
Carlos Casino fantasizes about C.J. Cruz. In the fantasy, he and Cruz spot each other working (if you call standing by a tractor, as they seem to do, work). Cruz squats over, attempting to take Casino's cock in his mouth. He chews on it, making Cruz happy. Carlos sucks on Cruz, but he proves fairly feeble. Cruz, however, is an ace sucker, and the way he stares at Casino as he licks his head and rubs the entire penis on his face is priceless. Fortunately, the stroking Casino cums, before his scenario reaches a satisfactory climax.
When mechanics Joe Montez and Anthony Vega see each other, there is palpable chemistry as well. After they have locked lips, Vega takes Montez's dick in his mouth, savoring the pre-cum. Montez is the sole rimmer throughout when he plops Vega on the hood of a car and licks his anus, moistening the hole for what's to come. Montez strongly resembles porn star Joe Romero, and his fucking style is comparable as well. Grabbing Vega hips, he slams in, aggressively thrusting his hips. Vega is a well-matched bottom -- at first he seems a little passive, but eventually raises his shoulders and thrusts his behind back to meet Montez's thrusts. This, to me, is the most sizzling teaming of the entire flick.
Tony Cuba and Juanico are another well-paired duo. Both have well-defined bodies, and seem to relish the chance to devour each other. After sucking each other, they dive into a 69, both men doing his best to get the other off. Before they ejaculate, though, Cuba has to get a turn in Juanico's ass. He enters him, his legs spread open, atop yet another car. (Shifts in locale are NOT a high point here.) Juanico's cavern does its trick on Cuba, who pulls out and squirts, then sticks his finger back up Juanico to get him off as well.
"Hispanic Mechanics" isn't particularly well-made, but it has two very worthy match-ups and loaded with sexy Latino men.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers ("Temptation at the Baths: Pharaoh's Bathhouse Fantasies," "Temptation at the Beach: Secrets of Super Paradise," "Temptation on the Force: Internal Affairs," Temptation on the Force 2: Code of Conduct," "Temptation of the Gypsies: The Baron's Lover," "Temptation of the Gypsies 2: Ranch Hand Raunch," "Cell Block Sex: Locked Down," "Cell Block Sex 2: The Warden's Lover," "Navy Kings: A Sailor in Mykonos," "Navy Kings 2: Portholes," "Cruisin' Prague: 1 + 2," "Hot & Tender," "Mi Pinga Loca," "Frat House Secrets," "Uncensored Vol. 1: Michael Lucas," "Uncensored Vol. 2: Chad Hunt," "Uncensored Vol. 3: Roberto Vista" and "Uncensored Vol. 4: Logan Reed"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Max Southern