It's been nearly two decades since William Higgins and Catalina Video brought the fantasy of the pizza delivery boy to life in the hit-selling video, The Pizza Boy: He Delivers, forever projecting gay sexual fantasy on every service person from the utility worker to the UPS man.
In this latest installment, director, writer and editor Mark Jensen has assembled a cast that is hot, fresh and delivered to the door in 30 minutes or less. At times, there may be too much cheese in the form of dialog, but for the most part, Pizza Boy 2 reminds me of those lazy college days when my friend John and I would order up a hot one to be delivered. (The pizza was always good, too.)
Hot Times Pizza has a strict customer service policy, making sure that the customer's needs are met, "no matter what it takes." (Wink, wink.) So, when klutzy young delivery boy Christian Zamata not only arrives late but spills the pizza all over Anthony Cox, it's only fitting that Zamata work Cox's throbbing rod. Based solely on his naive looks, Zamata qualifies as the only genuine "boy" in the cast. Cox eventually hand-tosses his own dough for a gooey dollop of dipping sauce. We get to see Zamata work his meat, but he doesn't come.
Next, at his hotel, Michel Mattel is hungry and horny. In a sly salute to director Higgins of the original Pizza Boy, Mattel is given some classic Higgins videos. Mattel has a hot bubble ass in tighty, whitey briefs that he gyrates and flexes while watching the TV. Straight delivery boy Tuck Johnson arrives with pizza and is curious about the movie on the TV. Mattel sucks Johnson's dick to satisfy his curiosity. Through most of the scene, Johnson has a pained look on his face, and the dialog between these two is dorky and forced. These studs are definitely in the "don't talk to me, just fuck me" category. Mattel comes, but Johnson doesn't.
Hot Times Pizza manager Pierce Vendetta gets home from a tough day at work and spies hunky workman Mike Vespa and Mark Sargent. Vendetta calls Rand Hawlke to make a special delivery. Vendetta sets up a camera to catch the action and engage in a little self-massage. Fans of the rough-trade types will enjoy this scene. (I know I did.) Newcomer Sargent's vascular body is covered in thick fur. Likewise, Vespa has thick fur but a slight paunch. Hawlke qualifies more as a delivery daddy, with chiseled face and buzz cut.
It's a compliment when I say that Hawlke is an A-1 cock sucker. He genuinely enjoys the act, and you can see the muscles in his throat as he takes one then both of the men's cocks. Brad Austin and Pete Romero get some awesome video as Vespa and Hawlke tag team on Sargent's rod. Inside, Vendetta two-hands himself to completion as he watches the action.
Straight boy Johnson returns to Mattel's hotel, minus the pizza this time but with a big piece of meat, to plow Mattel in one of only two fuck scenes in this movie. There are a couple of pretty good setups, including a not too bad side-saddle fuck that ends with Johnson jizzing on Mattel's tender white thigh.
The last scene has Joe Serrano interviewing for a job at Hot Times Pizza. Manager Vendetta informs Serrano that Hot Times Pizza boys must be able to "deliver" if the job calls for it. Serrano shows his qualifications and proves he's up for the job, as Vendetta promptly sucks Serrano's cock and eats his ass. This pie has too much cheese, in the form of dopey dialog like "who's gonna be your pizza delivery boy," as Serrano face-fucks Vendetta. The scene ends with a couple of fuck set-ups, Vendetta plows Serrano's well-used hole and then squirts a load that dribbles out, as if he is tired from a long day in food service.
Serrano gets the job and then makes a mysterious cell phone call, after Vendetta leaves the room, leaving the door open for Pizza Boy 3.
Pizza Boy 2 will never equal the classic status of its decades-old predecessor. Warmed-over pizza will satisfy your hunger, but it's never as good as one hot from the oven.
- Harry Bayer