Though each scene in "Riding Boys in Cars" takes place in or on a different type of car, I'm willing to bet I'm not the only one who barely noticed the cars and drooled over the boys. Bottle-blond Joshua Berlin, a thin handsome twink with big lips, has been thrown out of his living situation by his boyfriend. So, he has taken to the open road with his thumb outstretched.
A pick-up truck drives by him and he imagines what might go on when that truck parks. The truck is inhabited by familiar faces Jack Ryan and Trent Atkins, joined by luscious hairy brunet Phillip Randy. Trent starts the action, sucking both dicks with his little mouth. He gulps all he can and steals the scene right there, never giving it up. Phillip gets behind the other two, with Jack stacked on top of Trent, and eats major ass. He does an avid focused rimjob, starting from the bottom of Trent's butt and licking all the way up to the top of Jack's in huge long strokes. They mutate to a sucking stance that finds Phillip blowing Jack blowing Trent, the latter standing over the proceedings in all his chiseled adorable glory. When the fucking time comes, we know Trent's ever-perky ass is going to get it, and indeed he does, from long-dicked Jack. Jack is absolutely furious as he slams the heck out of Trent, Phillip behind Jack inspiring with more ass-munching. Jack earns most of his wow points from his incredible speed. Jock-strapped Phillip takes over in Trent's butt, and since Jack has paved the way for a wanting opening, Phillip merely takes great advantage of it. After Phillip has his fill, Jack returns to top mode by fucking Phillip, doubling his speed from before and ending the scene with a phenomenal pummel, his bottom sucking Trent. Trent and Jack cum on Phillip's face.
Joshua then thinks about himself finally, waxing a black Thunderbird. In ambles shirtless wonder Christopher Michaels, who has the most defined exquisite body and piercing eyes, to ask for directions. He gets ambushed by Joshua and the two end up kissing. Joshua makes it down Christopher's satin-smooth chest and finally to his cock, which he makes grow in his mouth. The close-up camerawork highlights Christopher's to-die-for cock and Joshua treats it pretty well. However, once Christopher locks eyes with Joshua and tosses his jaw on his cock, the scene is his. Nothing Joshua can do can wrestle it away from the stunning performance Christopher gives. His performance is less technical than sensual, as he starts by orally massaging Joshua's balls and gently licking up the shaft, only fully sucking it (and I mean fully) when Joshua is teased to the breaking point. Soon enough, it's time for this sexy beast to shove his cock inside Joshua. He pretends he's going to be gentle with the insertion, instead ramming it harshly into him and then riding him off like a shot. It's even more ferocious than the fucking in the last scene, a manly whomping of the highest order. He's a mass of tricks and different styles, and his cum-shot must be a relief to his abused bottom. However, Joshua isn't finished, so he gets down on a blanket and has Christopher sit on his dick. Christopher scoops in every inch and bounces in all manner of positions with the same sterling focus as when he played top. Watch as he stretches all the way backward and rides with the mechanic precision of a piston. Christopher cums again after Joshua fucks him missionary and then Joshua finally finishes, jism up to his nipples. (Unfortunately for him, this is when his boyfriend arrives and boots him.)
The next day, Joshua is playing hockey down the street when he notices burly studs Tom Southern and Kyle Richards making out in their truck. They end up in the spacious back to continue. Tom, a bit bigger than usual, but coated in sexy thick hair, is a grand match for the clipped hair on solid Kyle. Kyle chows down on Tom's long pole first, sucking it down to the base. It's an excellent deep-throat, as zesty as it is big. In fact, he has so much room in his throat that he's able to suck in the cock AND both balls. Big Tom, which those ever-succulent flawless lips, slips into pleasure mode by taking Kyle with a foreskin-loving blowjob. The nasty rabid look on his face translates into a thrilling suck. Tom then gorges loudly on Kyle's ass, giving him a randy big-boy ass-munch, managing to actually choke himself he's working so hard. They settle into a more comfortable 69 where both get to impress together. Tom plows Kyle first, swift and uncaring as he spits out a demanding unique fuck. Kyle stays rock-hard as Tom gallops in and out of his butt, taking no prisoners. At one point, Tom finds himself in such a zone that he bites at Kyle's boot as he fucks him. They flip-flop so Kyle can indulge in payback, Tom's ass rippling as Kyle pierces it bravely. Kyle takes his cues from Tom's ferocity and punishes him deeply. The two sit for side-by-side cum-shots, Tom popping high in the air and Kyle spurting little shots, like rainstorm shooting upward.
In the end, Joshua is still walking pathetically down the empty road when cuckolded boyfriend Antonio Madiera drives up in his Jeep to take him back. Joshua is somewhat indignant at being thrown out, but wasn't he the one who cheated? No matter, for all is forgiven once they lock lips. Parking the Jeep in the alley gives them plenty of play space. The lean trim Antonio, a sexy brunet who oozes magnetism, makes sure to keep the kissing passionate, making a meal out of Johua's meaty lips. Joshua blows first, more excitable than he was in his previous scene. Antonio helps out by face-fucking him tenderly, and the two create a cuddly vitality. Joshua gets to blow Antonio in every possible position, and then the camera swoops in closely to see Joshua part Antonio's cheeks to reveal the deep hairy hole. Joshua orally jumps into it, but the real fun is just watching Antonio's butt get massaged and readied. Tongue-pierced Antonio goes down on Joshua next, careful to lap up the heavy ballsac, then opening up wide for the dick. Antonio also aims for something sensual, spending lots of time on the balls, on Joshua's belly button, and with licking instead of sucking. Joshua gets fucked on his back, with Antonio as strong as the other tops, not losing any of the energetic gusto that is the hallmark of this story. Forget the Viagra and the Red Bull, what are these guys using to work so quickly? They are like cartoon characters on fast-forward! Things hit a fever pitch when Antonio hits Joshua doggy, able to go full in and out handlessly. When Joshua takes the fucking mode, the energy falls a tad, but it's pretty and proficient, ending with Antonio popping his load first, followed by star Joshua.
Again, I couldn't tell you what director Chad Donovan fed these boys on the set to make them all so fiendishly fast-paced, but "Riding Boys in Cars" zips by at a tearing pace, seeming to end in minutes because of the speed. That's not a complaint at all -- it's wonderfully exhausting. The guys earn their often massive cum-shots with good old-fashioned sexing. Oh, and it all goes by without one single stick-shift joke, for which we should all be thankful!
A Video Review by Brent Blue
As a title, Riding Boys in Cars seems to be a tad misleading. But I guess to keep adding words until the title reads Riding Boys in, on, around or near Cars would be a bit much. But that's what we get in this Chad Donovan and Dirk Yates presentation. It's a noble effort from the gay porn legends, but is, unfortunately, not as polished as the dazzling new Thunderbird that is thrown into the second scene as fuck prop. However, the film has some merits of refinement amidst the inaudible dialogue and strained continuity. The guys are cute enough, the asses are sweet enough ,and the cocks are hard and pretty. The adventure starts as newcomer Joshua Berlin (who is sporting a bad blond dye job) gets exhiled by his lover (played by Antonio Madiera) for some awful transgression (perhaps Berlin accidentally shrunk his best pair of low-rise Diesel jeans in the dryer). Berlin hits the road and in no time lets his imagination run wild in the desert heat. Most of the action is awkwardly set to flashbacks and fantasy montages, but each scene holds it own despite the clumsily used mis-en-scene.
It's a disappointment that such big names in the business couldn't muster up a better plot, better scenery and better equipment with which to shoot this little trifle. All the same, there are some valid moments to this video, and it is not by far the worst porn that I've ever viewed.
Some of the highlights are provided by Trent Atkins, Jack Ryan and Christopher Michaels, who are each a MVP in this film. Berlin is cute, but his hair screams Freddie from Scobbie Doo, the movie. Madiera is also handsomely faced and well-bodied but doesn't really look enthused about being there. The other cast members aren't quite the masturbation material as the aforementioned and weigh the movie down some.
The highlights of this film are pretty hot and save the whole production from going totally awry.
One of these saving scenes is when Atkins gets savagely fucked by Ryan, who pounds away as Philip Randy tries to eat everyone's ass. Randy gets out of frame for a while as the other two steal the scene. They appear to be so much more into each other then they are into Randy, who becomes a third wheel until the end of the scene, when Atkins and Ryan cum on his face.
The second scene also saves the day as Michaels stumbles across Berlin waxing his Thunderbird and decides that his hot rod needs a good polishing as well. The two have nice tight bodies, and they have good chemistry. Berlin starts the ball rolling by burying his face into Michaels' bush and sucking on his smart-looking cock. There is a funny shot of Berlin's ass hanging out of his jeans as he does his "refrigerator repairman" impression. Michaels removes Berlin's pants to find that the cuffs don't match the collar. He doesn't seem to mind as he flips Berlin over onto the hood of the car and eats the boy's furry bottom. The hottest moment in this scene is when Michaels pretends to enter Berlin's ass slowly but thrusts his big dick right home in an instant. He pounds relentlessly from that moment on until he cums on Berlin's back and turns up the heat by licking his spooge off the panting boy. They flip-flop, and Michaels rides Berlin like a bull at the rodeo. They both cum in time to get caught by Berlin's boyfriend, Madiera, who kicks Berlin out into the wilderness.
I became a tad bored as the tape wound down to its final scenes, and the second half of the video felt even more staged and disjointed than the first half. When the third scene ensued I got a little restless and decided to fold laundry as Kyle Richards and Tom Southern went to town in the back of a moving van. The final scene between the reconciled Berlin and Madiera wasn't as passionate as I was thinking that it should have been, which was kind of a let down. With all said, I wasn't terribly disappointed, but Riding Boys in Cars wasn't the visual treat that I was expecting.
- Andrew Gyette