Now, I've never been to Cancun, but I've always heard it's a lovely tourist trap with gorgeous beaches, unquenchable sunlight and drinks until you drop. What I didn't know is that Cancun seems to have a ton of horny men, all trotted out for "Cancun Cock Tales," directed by and starring Brandon Weber, formerly of Catalina's "The Rascal" series. Add these boys to the tourist guides and that's one more reason to visit the paradise.
After a wonderfully foot-tapping Latin score (which is unfortunately only used at the beginning of each scene), the narrator tells us he and some friends had rented a place in Cancun, but none of them spent much time outside it. In the first scene, there are two guys who are making out when the action starts. The one in clothing has very dark hair, a goatee and a load of tattoos on his body. The other is lighter, completely smooth, wearing a necklace and a quirky haircut. This kissing shows some nice mutual interest and then the tattoo pal unleashes his large hooked cock on his friend. The sucker definitely works hard in making it fit down his throat with a very good wet blowjob on a gorgeous uncut dick. Though the recipient of the long blowjob doesn't get too excited, the blower is sensational, with a great hand and mouth combo. A 69 position keeps the sucker going full throttle while the tattoo friend eats ass, a light rimming on a dark hairy butt. The sucker than plunks himself down on the other's dick and this gets the formerly unexcited topman to work harder, thrusting upwards into his ace bottom. Unfortunately, he gets so excited that his partner forgets to be so, meaning that a doggy and missionary fuck go by fairly uneventfully, with things kicking back into gear for a fun sideways position. The bottom has "Cancun Cock Tales'" best cum-shot.
The identified performers in the next scene are the welcome Brandon Weber, and a very dark and incredibly muscular butch friend named Tyson Figaro. Brandon is positioned under Tyson when the scene starts, with Tyson not-so-gently face-fucking him with a massive dark dick. That fact that it's uncut seems to thrill Brandon (who smiles widely at it), and allows him to grip the dick tightly and jack it when his clearly abused mouth gets tired from Tyson's aggressive face-fuck. Brandon sucks in a few positions, with Tyson always in charge of what's happening. Further, Tyson is the top for the scene. At first, he seems a little skittish, but once he has opened up his American porn star partner fully, he becomes a nice force. There isn't any chemistry between the performers (a problem throughout), but Tyson sure has a blast squeezing his way deeply in Brandon in any number of positions. Tyson has a fun sense of fucking, working from above Brandon's ass-in-the-air position, and, with his dick inserted, rotates his body a quarter of the way to keep trying new positions. A simple missionary-fuck is the best one, with Tyson at full speed. Brandon cums being fucked and then Tyson has a fine load after him.
The third scene takes place in the shower. We start mid-blowjob with the sucker, who has a vaguely Asian look to his otherwise Latin features, is blowing a giant-headed dick that belongs to a fantastically handsome white guy with abs of steel and a lithe exciting runner's body. The initial moments of the blowjob are rather easy for the sucker, since the dick isn't that hard, and when it does so, he still manages to open wide and deep-throat it. The blowing is kept to a minimum before the white guy bends over his friend and fucks him. Now the top is incredibly hard. He works up a fine fuck, with medium energy and more care to how he looks on camera than anything, taken well by the moaning cute bottom. They switch positions so that the bottom is on his back, his legs tight together, with the top still finding plenty of room in his wide-open ass. This turns out to be their best position. The bottom has a spiffy creamy load and then the top drips a good wad on his partner's face.
One of the two players in the final scene is identified on the back cover (there are 10 cast members listed, but only 8 shown) to be Exon, another twinky thin Latin with a few tattoos. His partner is a fairly interchangeable kid, but thinner. Exon has a great big cock, very hard, and his worker-bee pal sucks it nicely at the head. The scene kicks in more when they tumble into a 69. Two dicks, and especially two as nice as these, are always better than one, and the guys seem inspired by each other's mouths to suck rather well. Exon takes things a little further and ends up with his tongue in his partner's ass. He drips a bucket worth of spit into the kid's ass and laps up every morsel of it. This is one conscientious rimjob! This is followed by that now-primed ass getting fucked by Exon. It takes a while for Exon to warm up his bottom, but he works at it diligently, forcing a tad more dick into the ass with each thrust. Exon works from a rather difficult position, with his feet wide apart and his hands on the wall behind the bottom, but this makes it look more interesting. Like most of the fucking here, things improve near the end, and this scene is no exception. Exon proves himself quite the spitfire. The top has a bountiful cum-shot right near he's bottom's hole at the end.
"Cancun Cock Tales" is just what it promises. Dick from south of the border. Some of the guys are questionable choices as performers, but by the end of each scene, you do end up appreciating the action. Exon's rimming is easily the highlight of the story, but there are others to be found as well.
DVD features: Dolby stereo, easy-to-navigate menus (presented in four languages: English, French, Dutch and Spanish), no regional coding (playable worldwide), a cum-shots chapter (all the cum-shot footage is grouped together for immediate viewing), and a generous slide-show gallery.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue