WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Massive Studio | 2004 | 90 |
Chock full of hair and hurt, "Hard Cops" is a ball-busting sensation. Led by the indomitable Zak Spears, in a role he was born to play, this has a dream cast with stunning direction by John Bruno.
Lane Fuller is a rookie cop who nabs purse-snatcher Paul Carrigan. Captain Todd Maxwell then tells aggressive ornery Zak Spears, here with a bald pate, a goatee and scads of hair all over the rest of him, that he is partnering him with this rookie, because Zak is so good with "the fresh meat." Zak snarls at Lane immediately, and even snaps that "I always fucking drive."
This one-sided exchange took place in a locker room, and fellow officers Dan Rider, a graying hairy very sexy guy and the sinfully muscular hottie Mark O'Reilly bet that Lane won't last long with Zak. Oops! Mark has popped a "chubby" and Dan is so horny, he's willing to suck it. Actually, inhale is a better word. He's really intent on licking and sucking everything from Mark's cock to his throat. These two bundles of energy lose no steam when it's Mark's time to blow with lots of fun. When Dan returns to active blowing, Mark begins to notice his asshole, which he can't help but touch. He then chews up a storm in the ass, using a mass of fingers and tongue to get the hair at the hole all deliciously messy. Dan then pries open Mark's cheeks to reveal the pink ready hole to the camera, which is close up at all times to show it all off. This breathless action has Dan all ready to fuck and that's when statuesque V-shaped brunet Jeff Brooks happens out of the shower and is plunked down on Dan's cock. Jeff's own dick is rock-solid and he bounces like a pro. The masculinity pours off these guys as the ride gets faster and better. Jeff turns himself around on the cock, with Mark fingering topman Dan, and Jeff rides with even more fury. When someone slips and uses a tender term, Mark snaps, "What are you calling him 'baby'? You better be calling him sir!" Dan then takes Jeff doggy so the bottom can blow gorgeous Mark as Dan calls him "bionic fucking bottom-boy!" Dan uses full in-and-out hand-less shots on Jeff as Jeff and Mark 69. Yet another position change finds Mark and Dan holding Jeff in mid-air (and Jeff is a big strapping guy) while Dan fucks him. "I don't want him to walk straight for two weeks, can you handle that?" Mark challenges Dan as he gives him his final push. Jeff cums being fucked, and then the others follow. It's an exhausting scene, full of manly heat that never abates.
Zak isn't exactly the most honest cop. After extorting $200 from a driver, he then spies Mario Ortiz smoking near a public bathroom. "I feel like Mexican food," Zak snarls and makes Lane promise to stay in the car. Zak hustles Mario, the height of Latino sexiness, into the bathroom and starts grabbing at his ass. In a weird first part to the scene, Zak makes Mario suck on his gun, and then finally his Prince Albert-adorned cock. Mario does well on both, but particularly on the latter. Mario knows no bounds as he chomps up and down Zak's dick. Zak drips down some spittle to help Mario along, but Mario is doing just fine himself. As for Zak, he's had many looks over the years, but, boy, does this one suit him, and the movie. He's scary, but he exudes a sexuality that has made him a deserved legend and just having his dick sucked here, he's the focal point of the scene! Mario then stands on the sink and has Zak suck his massive downward curving cock. It ain't an easy dick, but Zak is a total pro and gives it a wow of a blow. Particularly fun are the camera shots from way below, which show Zak's cock as well, being stroked by his big paws. Zak then turns his attentions to Mario's perfectly hairy perfect ass, which he correctly calls a "fuckin' beautiful ass." He gives it a heck of an oral workout, sticking his tongue so far up it Mario could easily charge him rent. The finger-riding comes next, with Mario gyrating on Zak's gigantic digits. There's a very funny dialogue exchange as Zak goes to fuck Mario with a nightstick, but forget all that and take note of the pleasured look on Mario's face as he takes a brutal amount of the wooden pole. Zak rams it in as deeply as it can go, and he's lucky he has such a great plaything as Mario's delicious ass. Finally, Zak fucks him, and man is it rough. There is no nicety here, just a ravaging rape of a fuck. Zak hammers with tons of strength, with violent speed just as potent. He fucks Mario doggy as well, with Mario's bleats of bottoming excitement helping the sizzle. In a nice turnabout, Zak suggests Mario fuck him and Mario doesn't forget the energy Zak expounded on him. He hits Zak with all he's got as Zak eggs him on with taunts like "hard as you want!" Mario wants to go hard and Zak allows him beautifully. Zak aims a cum-shot at Mario's asshole and ends up covering his partner in cum with a giant shot before Mario quietly releases.
Baddie Paul Carrigan, looking craggy and handsome, is in his cell beating off as desk cop Parker Williams, with his trademark shadow and gorgeous face, shouts insults at him. But Paul notes that a hard dick "never lies," and it's obvious Parker has one. In a sumptuous match-up, Paul sucks Parker, gleefully puffing out his cheeks so that Parker can face-fuck him like an animal. Paul has the same unstoppable mouth that has hallmarked this story so far, and Parker matches him in insatiable lust to be sucked. Parker blows as well, gulping up Paul's manageable dick with ease, bending between the bars of the cell to get it all in his mouth. It's about now that Todd walks in, a sublimely hunky man with a full dark beard. "I'm interrogating him," Parker tries to stutter, but Todd avers that "I want some of that meat" and in no time he's making out big time with Parker as Paul eats Parker's ass. Paul moves to sucking sculpted Todd's great cock, and Parker soon joins him. Todd looks like a terribly proud papa as the guys share his cock. A yummy rimming-chain finds Parker in Paul's ass with Paul doing Todd. It's mighty hot, with all the hungry sucking sounds left in. We immediately fall into a three-way fuck with Paul in the middle. What's fun about the fuck is the direction allowing them all to shine. Topman Parker plows into Paul, who then relaxes into sliding back and forth on his cocks and then Todd gets to back up mightily on Paul. The rest of the scene is a gargantuan jumble of fucks, with so much versatility on display it's hard to believe it's all in the same scene! Paul takes a missionary fuck from Parker, with Todd providing a dick to be sucked. They switch places and Todd gets to fuck Paul with a sudden jolt of power one shouldn't expect so late in such an energetic scene. But, they're not done. Paul gets his shot at topping when he does Parker with a bestial fuck. Then Todd, the most rabid of the trio, gets to fuck Parker for a while before Paul then takes Todd. Are there any more combinations? Paul shoots all over Parker with a creamy load and then Todd and Parker shoot.
Zak gets a code-red call and he and Lane find Captain Todd in an alley. Turns out Lane is about to be initiated. He doesn't seem to resist and goes to suck Todd, who blows Zak's ringed dick. Lane is a wonder well of talent, and he's the wild card in this film. In a cast spilling over with hairy hulks, Lane is the slimmer gleaming bottom-boy. However, he has a smattering of hair on his chest and enough attitude to join the ranks, so he fits in beautifully. Todd inhales Zak's cock with the same deep-voiced guttural oomph as he displayed in the previous scene, and Lane is just unstoppable in blowing Todd. Lane gets to take on Zak's cock as well, which of course he does with spirit. There's a great moment when Lane is sucking Zak and the latter circles his fingers around Lane's pits and then licks the fingers. That's the kind of nasty dirty daddy Zak is here, and he cooks! Lane and Todd share big Zak's cock, with Zak lording over them like his own religion. An easy highlight to the scene is the shared rimming of Zak's hairy round bum by Lane and Todd, who kiss their dirty mouths together between trips into his butt. It's a sensational show of total desire, with Zak growling in major appreciation. Lane even chirps, "I'll show you who's a bad cop" as he dives back down into Zak's butt. Zak is then stacked on top of Lane and Todd gets to eat both asses in the luckiest moment of the whole story. Lane's bubble-butt pretty much defines the term and Zak's ass is just as hot in a big solid way. Todd eats and fingers with such glee! The surprise first top is Lane. With Zak egging him on, he gives Todd a wild fuck. It's powerful and angry the way all the ass-pounding has been here, and Lane doesn't tire. Todd keeps it sexy by licking the nightstick and stretching with it, to show off his body. Zak helps by burying his face in Lane's ass, but I don't think Lane needs any further impetus than Todd's gorgeous rump. What's interesting to note here is the amount of time given to Lane's fucks. The others in the story were edited to a feisty pace, but here Lane's fuck is allowed to unfold in real time, absolutely showing him off to his best. Todd cums with Lane fucking him (he's ordered to do so by Zak) and leaves. That means Zak gets to fuck Lane, which is the moment the whole film has been leading up to. Zak is of course going to deliver on the ace bottom that is Lane Fuller. Lane slides all over the hood of the car as Zak fucks the hell out if him, and it's so easy for both of them. Zak also never loses steam and Lane wears a half-smile until Zak cums on his crotch.
It's standard cop fare on the outside, but on the inside each scene seems to top the one before. The Zak-Mario pairing is one of the best I've seen in 2004, and the three-ways are equally stunning. Everyone is in on the nasty demeanor, led by the potent Mr. Spears, and the outcome is one helluva sexy ride.
DVD features: Chapters; no regional coding (playable worldwide); trailers ("Trucker" and "Hot Mechanics"); interviews (the guys giving hysterical answers to lame questions -- to the question of which movie star you want to fuck, Dan says he wants Angelina and Billy Bob together, to the question of what annoys you, Lane snaps "women," and Dan notes "stupid people," Todd has had sex in every room on a cruise ship, and his fantasy is to be the sole bottom in a gangbang, everyone agrees on the question of Michael Jackson's guilt, with Jeff noting that he's as "guilty as I am"); behind-the-scenes footage (goofing off during dialogue shooting); outtakes (a delicious section where we see a very soft side of Zak as he pries the nightstick into Mario); and a solo scene (Zak).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue