WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Studio 2000 | 2005 | 90 |
Some of us just aren't equipped with deep navels or perfectly flat stomachs. I'm not complaining, but such are the requirements if you're even considering doing a body-shot -- alcohol delicately poured into the navel, then sucked dry by (hopefully) that trick that you've been cruising all night. This is a party game I've never played but have only caught glimpses of in "Girls Gone Wild" infomercials, one of those don't-try-this-at-home activities which the humpy bar-backs and bar-flies here make look so easy.
The only dire consequence of using someone's belly for a shot glass is maybe waking up the next morning with some stranger's ass as your pillow, which is exactly the situation Dario Lopez finds himself in. Lucky for him, his pillow is a perfect bubble-butt, Antonio Madiera. Thinking back to the previous night's overzealous partying, Dario pinpoints the moment he hooked up with Antonio, and body-shots are indeed to blame. Antonio's ass tastes just as sweet the morning after. Dario explores it intimately with his fingers and tongue before Antonio is even awake. Give me Dario's tongue as an alarm clock any day of the week; with only a few laps and prods, Antonio is up and at 'em. As the morning heats up and the boys get more rough and tumble, it becomes more difficult to tell them apart -- both have caramel-colored skin and lithe physiques. Even their cocks seem to match. Antonio seems at home in the bottom role, letting himself be turned and twisted whichever way suits Dario best. He's got tempting brown eyes, throwing off sparks as Dario makes the bed shake. He's also a verbal bottom and Dario responds well to his commands. So when Antonio wants to be fucked until he blows, Dario picks up the tempo until both sail over the top.
Turns out Antonio manages bar-backs for a living, training them, and then letting them loose. Trevor Knight is one such trainee, and after some rudimentary instructions, he's turned loose to work the bar. His very first customer, Marcos Pirelli, propositions Trevor. Trevor responds full-force. How long do you think this guy will keep this job? I might have done the same; Marco pops the buttons on his fly and hauls out a thick n' tasty uncut cock, ripe for sucking. Trevor invites his buddy up on top of the bar, and then zeroes in on hot cock, providing incredible customer service. What makes Trevor Knight appealing is the nice combination of face, body, cock -- all of it brought together by a sinful sex vibe. Whether he's giving or getting head, licking ass or accepting a hearty rimjob, he's the guy I always end up watching. With only a 24-inch-wide surface on which to play, these two manage to complete quite a few sexual acrobatics without spilling off either side. Trevor cums with Marco's tongue flicking over his asshole, but still has energy to follow up with a fuck. They start out doggy, a position which gives the viewer a chance to savor Trevor's pretty pink sphincter while he pounds away. They finish up with Marco on his back, the only other position that makes sense given where they're dicking each other. And even hotter than the cum-shots is the cum play afterwards, both men sliding their still stiff pricks together, jerking and jacking, the white cream used as home-grown lube.
The barroom mischief isn't restricted to the top of the bar. Jacob Slader and pal Orion Cross are shooting pool, but everything about their bad behavior around barmaid Tristan Bennett spells trouble. When a few provocative pokes from their cue sticks fail to get the desired result, Orion and Jacob aggressively force Tristan into the men's room. One quick look at Jacob's pretty prick neutralizes Tristan's prissy attitude. What starts off as a three-way jerk-off session quick disintegrates into an all-out suck-and-fuck. Quarters are cramped; this scene seems to have been filmed authentically, right down to the steel urinal dividers and industrial toilet paper dispenser. Jacob convinces both pups that a little roughhousing never hurt anyone. He pretty much sets the tone with his full-fisted jerking, ass-slapping and gruff verbal commands. The only time that Jacob is quiet is when his mouth is full of Orion's salty hole. Room to fuck is at a premium. When Jacob wants to fuck, it's no-nonsense; Orion is forced to bend over and grip the bottom half of a urinal for support while Jacob inflicts his anal attack. Determined to be part of the action Tristan plops right down on the piss-slick floor, head almost knocking against the porcelain while he tries to blow Orion. In a rush to get back to work or maybe just because he's trying to keep pace with Jacob, Tristan pumps out a furious load with a urinal cake hovering inches above his head. Left to themselves and with the powerful scent of industrial cleaner as an aphrodisiac, Orion and Jacob encourage each other to cum, dumping their loads on the already filthy tearoom floor.
And even with the doors locked for the night, the bar staff still manages to score. Employee Jason Harley may be light on his feet, but he's packing heavy meat between his legs, probably the biggest cock throughout. He's stashed Jake Havoc in a supply closet until the joint is closed, eager to put his massive piece to good use. The kissing is heated but Jake obviously wants a blowjob. He stands above Jason on some cases of beer, and puts Jason's mouth and tongue into play. Watching Jake try to orally manage Jason is one of the film's highlights. Poor Jake -- all he's able to manage is the mushroom head and maybe another inch or two. He gives it his all, his efforts earning an "A." Jake exposes his lovely puckerhole for a rimjob, but you gotta wonder who's going to be fucking who. Jake is the more traditional choice, being the bigger, more masculine of the two. What a surprise when Jake gives it up for Jason, his face contorting into an awful grimace while he's getting rear-ended. Roles do reverse quickly, though, Jake giving an excellent performance as a top. Both men are eager to cum, and Jason wants to cum while getting fucked. But his cock's so big that he needs Jake to lend a hand. With the extra help, he sprays onto his belly and Jake quickly follows suit.
Chad Donovan, also noteworthy for the meat swinging between his legs, makes himself comfortable in the director's chair for "Body Shots." His time in front of the camera may have provided some valuable insights, adding to the puckish mischief of this flick. His choice of talent, Jacob Slader and Trevor Knight, most notably, makes this one truly worthwhile. DVD features: Chapters; galleries; bloopers; cast bios (stats and videographies); trailers ("Firestarter" and "Weekend Blowout"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent
What's the personal life of a gay bartender like? Chad Donovan as director gives his take in the movie Body Shots from Studio 2000, and it's a fantasy life of hot men who offer up bartenders Trevor Knight, Antonio Madiera and Jason Harley everything from modeling opportunities, talent agents, hot sex and instant gratification on top of the bar itself.
The video starts after a night of drinking. Brunette bartender Madiera and his trick, the trimmer and slimmer Dario Lopez, are just waking up. Lopez gets the morning boners going by fingering and rimming Madiera's sweet hole, the kind you can tell has taken plenty of banging (of course, if you were Donovan's boyfriend, you'd get it too). Lopez then stands on the bed and lowers himself enough so Madiera can get at Lopez's super-stiff cock and juicy butt hole. Lopez than shoves his cock into Madiera, who's dripping sweat and fucks him doggie-style. These high-energy boys climax with Madiera grabbing the headboard with one hand and jerking his Johnson with the other, all without Lopez slowing down one bit.
The star, Boston boy toy Knight, on his first day as bartender, has a gorgeous first customer, Marco Pirelli. Pirelli is a super, dark-haired, sensational muscle stud, playing a photographer who not only wants to makes Knight a model and find him an agent (a porno agent maybe) but then proceeds to have sex with him on the bar to seal the deal. Pirelli whips it out, Knight follows and later lays on the bar for Knight, who can't wait to go down on the narcissistic muscle stud. Pirelli deep down inside is a pig, Knight knows this and has his thumb up Pirell's butt for most of the sucking. Both boys shoot their wads twice, once orally and the again after Knight completes his exploration of Pirelli's butt by pounding him on top of the bar with his unwavering, throbbing cock in every imaginable position. This is a very hot scene, especially when Kinght face-slams Pirelli's hungry mouth.
The next scene takes place in the bar's bathroom, where trashy Jacob Slader and Orion Cross pull waiter Tristan Bennet into the john after he admonishes him weakly with "one at a time." Why this makes Slader so angry is unclear; but, hey, why not? A three-way is hotter than a two-way. Cross, in seconds, is on his knees, taking Bennett's and Slader's chubs. Individually, he deep throats both punks cocks down to their pubes. A dazed, sweet-faced Cross then bends and sticks out his ass for Slader to eat up. Meanwhile, Bennett face-fucks Cross's cherry of a mouth. The intensity builds (partially via music) as Slade fucks Cross horsey-style while Bennett sucks on Cross' dick before the boys cum. If you like seeing white trash getting it on public, you're really going to like this scene.
Finally, Jake Havoc kicks out all the drunk "bitches," which conveniently leaves him alone with late arrival and fellow studio 2000 exclusive Jason Harley. Havoc drops to his knees on the spot and begins cock-worshipping Harley. Harley loves it and moans and groans as he stretches his tanned, beefy boy body. Harley gets his chance on Havoc's much larger and super, super-thick cock where he has to use his hand and mouth to work all of this incredible, large and beautiful cock. Harley moves to the stairs, where Havoc eats Harley's butt and then fucks him silly with that beautiful monster cock. Then in the rarely seen gay video flip-flop, Harley fucks Havoc on his back a top of a barrel. Havoc beats his meat, and then Harley finishes off the massive meat a its shoots its huge, creamy load.
Overall, this movie features some hot guys and even hotter sex. The story is a bit thin and would seem more believable in a sleazy bathhouse as opposed to seedy bar (young guys just don't go to dirty bars like this one), especially given the hungry appetites of the street studs. But with sex like this, do we need story? Donovan is extremely competent in capturing on camera the boys at their best. I don't think I saw a limp dick once. He highlights well the smoothness of most of their skins, uses as many close-ups as any seasoned director but always maintains the energy and avoids the looping that a lot of typical gay films suffer from.
- Peter Dixon