Plenty of porn has been based on what can be found in a toolbox. Screwdrivers, hammers, hell, even tape measures! All tools have sexual associations, but "Studfinder" is the first time I've seen that cute little electronic instrument used in porn, and it's a natural. In director Brad Austin's cheeky hands, it takes its place with the screwdriver, the hammer and the tape measure as a new device to inspire a porn set-up, even a whole video.
A shirtless Robert Black is throwing out some junk and pal Marco Montana doesn't know what the studfinder does. So, Robert waves it around Marco and at the cock, it beeps! Tattooed Robert falls to his knees and starts sucking the gorgeous hairy-chested Marco's cock. It's a nice sturdy cock and Robert handles it with his usual quiet diligent charm. The highlight is Robert's big eyes getting even bigger as Marco pulls his own foreskin this way and that for his sucker. Marco demonstrates another fine mouth when he takes on cock-ringed Robert. He's a slurping machine. After a fun ball-chew, Robert creams on Marco's unshaven cheek. Marco holds onto a table and pokes his butt out so Robert can easily fuck him. Marco stands firm and unmoving as Robert slices right through his hairy ass with a very able fuck. Marco has a good release as Robert is fucking him. Robert decides to toss the studfinder after all, when Marco reminds him he's the only stud he wants Robert to find around the house!
Strapping Latino hunk Mario Ortiz comes from a garage sale where he's bought the studfinder. At home, masculine brunet dreamboat Jock Brandon exchanges some harsh words with Mario and then returns to his bedroom where adorable ab-a-licious Corbin Michaels is waiting for him. Jock deep-throats Corbin intensely. Jock deliciously makes his way to Corbin's ass where he licks with the same single-mindedness, as Corbin moans happily. Corbin, looking confident, fucks the beefier Jock with determination. The muscular ass is invaded wonderfully by Corbin, led by those sterling abs. Corbin doesn't tire in the least, even when Jock flips over to take it on his back. Corbin pulls out to cum on Jock.
Mario is still stewing over Jock's comment that he should go out and find a man. Mario presses the button on the studfinder and tall always-welcome Scott Mann shows up, naked and ready. "What is important is that you get off," he notes when Mario asks him where he came from. Scott goes over to Mario and they start making out. Scott expertly sucks Mario's enormous hooked cock with a winning sense of fun, loving the uncut tip and all that comes attached. Mario settles in for a hefty rimming of Scott's pale butt. Spread out casually on the floor, he has plenty of time and talent to eat Scott's ass to the fullest. His talent is in even bigger display when he fucks Scott, a reliable bottom who has no trouble with Mario's dick. Mario has a touch of brutishness to add to the story and keeps it going until Scott is ready to cum. Mario then has a very big drippy load. But, as soon as its over, Scott disappears again.
Next to use the studfinder is big beefy David Griffin with a thick goatee, who "orders up" Steve Rambo. After explaining who he is, Steve asks, "now can we have sex?" David is more than amenable to that suggestion! Steve is already hard when David goes to blow him. It's a fairly spirited blowjob and it nets a patented big cum-shot from Steve. Steve then sucks David, who is finally naked down to his hairy chest, nipple-piercings and interesting tattoos. Steve sucks David until he shoots as well. Unfortunately, Steve has to disappear.
A week later, David goes to clean a house and finds the studfinder again, this time ending up with bearded Nathan York, who is also quite pleasing to David. David hunkers down for his second blowjob, this time finding a very large cock attached to hairy Nathan. Nathan's face-fuck brings out a more playful side in David. Nathan settles down under David and blows him, with David bending over him to make it a complete 69. Nathan busily goes from sucking to rimming David's hairless hole, pumping his own cock the entire time. With this stud, David gets to go all the way when Nathan intently fucks him. Nathan keeps up the force that Mario used in his scene and keeps the energy level high with a digging fuck into David's friendly ass. David, in fact, wears a broad smile the entire time. Until he contorts his face when he cums, cradled in Nathan's arms, that is. But the scene doesn't end there. Instead, David sits and rides on Nathan calmly. This nets a gigantic splash from Nathan all the way up David's back.
I won't reveal the ending to "Studfinder," but it suffices to say that romance wins out over hardware. Too bad for the studfinder, but too good for the studs.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers ("Hot Rods," "His Terrible Twin," "Generation Gap Series" and "Ranger in the Wild"); bonus scene (Steve Rambo and Chad Hunt from "Cockpit 2").
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
The old host of Antiques Roadshow might be interested in a little device that Robert Black finds at a garage sale. Called a Studfinder, this toy automatically turns on your partner, and when he isn't available, automatically causes a stud to materialize to fulfill your needs. Yes, the plot is silly, but Catalina seems to be in on the joke, and it doesn't take it too seriously.
The first sign that this is supposed to be a comedy is the soundtrack, which is the same music we've heard in a gazillion Catalina videos since 1979. Seriously, the goofy music sets the tone for the silliness to follow. When Black touches his crotch with it, the device beeps, causing cover man Marco Montana to allow Black to suck his dick.
Montana is swarthy, with black hair, thick chest fur and a thick, hard rod. Unfortunately, his moaning in this scene sounds scripted rather than passionate. Black jacks himself while sucking Montana. He has a close-shaved head, two days of stubble and as nice a dick as Montana.
After Montana reciprocates the oral pleasure, he bends over so that Black can fuck his furry ass. Montana shakes out his load while getting boned from behind.
Next, thick-dicked Mario Ortiz comes home from a garage sale with the toy, which Black and Montana must have discarded in error. Goateed Jack Brandon starts giving Ortiz a hard time, telling him to get a life, and then Brandon goes into his bedroom to find Corbin Michaels waiting for him in bed. Brandon goes down on the massive boner, and we get some nice shots of Brandon's hairy, puckering asshole.
That ass is actually much nicer to look at than Michaels' twinky pimple face. Brandon gets Michaels' ass good and wet but surprisingly wants the twink to do the topping. Brandon has a nice round rump perfect for humping, and Michaels does a decent job of it with his massive, thick cock.
Brandon's eyes bulge as he dances on the edge of orgasm, but unfortunately, we never see the goods. If there was a Grabby for the best faked orgasm, Brandon would definitely be in the running. Meanwhile, Michaels works out his load.
Ortiz, obviously looking for a life, turns on the Studfinder, and Scott Mann materializes out of nowhere. Ortiz looks as good as ever while Mann sucks him and does some foreskin play. Ortiz goes to work eating Mann's ass, and the camera gets some good shots of Ortiz sticking his pointy tongue up the hole. Ortiz obviously loves to tongue-fuck, and this extended rimming segment is one of the best parts of the movie.
Finally, Ortiz bangs Mann as hard as he can, and Mann wanks off a shaky shooter. Ortiz distracts with a large bandage on his thumb but cums a great load that alternates between thick, oozing globs that drop and big spurting shots.
David Griffin then gets his hand on the toy, and old favorite Steve Rambo appears for a brief oral sequence. Rambo cums in powerful shots, and Griffin cums a creamer. A week later, Griffin uses the Studfinder again, and this time, bearded Nathan York appears. York has silver temples, a furry chest and the biggest dick in the movie. York fucks Griffin's face, his low-hangers swinging to beat the band.
Griffin then gives York's balls and taint a tongue bath. After a brief 69, York tries to pull himself off but just can't manage it until he licks Griffin's bung hole. After more 69 and rimming, York finally shoves his schlong into Griffin and fucks him standing up. Griffin cums on the coffee table, and York finishes himself after fucking him some more.
There is a vintage bonus scene included from Catalina's library, hilariously introduced by Steve Rambo in a suit fresh off the vintage rack of the local Goodwill. This scene is Rambo's favorite, which paired him with the monster-dicked Chad Hunt.
While this isn't the worst video I've seen this year, it doesn't rank very high either. I guess if you're tired of everything else in your porn collection, you could check out the Ortiz rimming scene, the last two segments featuring Griffin, Rambo and York, and the bonus scene.
- Matt Woods