Don't let the green grass fool ya. Even though most of "Man Country" takes place outside, green hills and blue sky adding nicely to the proceedings, the true nature to behold: spectacular men having spectacular sex, and like I've never seen before. This is, dare I say it, my favorite John Rutherford-directed flick EVER (and I've seen everything he's ever made). Brilliant, simply brilliant.
Before we head outside, though, Jessie Balboa and Jake Andrews get things started in a cabin in the woods. Jake looks amazing here with his sculpted muscles and slicked-back hair, and Jessie is a sultry-eyed dreamboat who looks like he could be on the cover of one of those bodice-ripper romance novels. In other words, he's fucking gorgeous, with a hairy chest with pretty pink nipples. He's also endowed with a huge cock. Jake immediately pulls down Jessie's plaid boxers and goes to work deep-throating the gigantic cock, seated, still wearing his pants and hiding that big monster of his. Jake takes his sweet time pleasing Jessie's dick, and then Jessie kneels down and sucks down Jake's big dong. As Jessie busies himself with cock, Jake fingers his smooth hole in preparation for the fucking to come. Prepared and ready, Jessie slides down on and takes a reverse-cowboy fuck from a still-seated Jake, his dick flopping and twirling about with each thrust from Jake. Standing doggy is next, the camera getting in close to really show the in-and-out plunges. Jake progresses to bang-that-ass mode, really pumping Jessie's juicy ass but good. Jake splashes a lot of spunk on the small of Jessie's back, then Jessie brings himself off with a grin. Wow.
The prelude of the next scene is priceless: three muscle gods standing in the scorching high-noon sun in jeans and T-shirts in front of a tractor amid the flora and fauna of the countryside. Not just any bodybuilders, of course, but Gage Weston, Luke Garrett and Carlo Masi. Yes! Yes! Yes! The muscle gods have indeed answered my prayers! This trio of muscle, sweat and testosterone make like sex-starved, well, bodybuilders in a quick-fast hurry, groping and kissing each other in a tight knot (Gage and Luke pawing Carlo's crotch vigorously). This is intense kissing -- tongues out, deep French kissing. They then take turns licking Carlo's brown nipples as they conspiratorially coordinate the unfastening of Carlo's jeans. Gage gets the fly unzipped and the cock out, so to the victor go the spoils, and he kneels down to inspect the erection, sliding the foreskin back and forth briefly before sliding his purty mouth over the rock-hard confection (by the way, Gage has an amazing body like the others, and spectacular nipples with yummy areolas). Luke soon joins him at the cock for some tandem cocksucking that has to be seen to be believed (sexy detail: Luke's blue T-shirt is stained with sweat at this point as he goes about his task, sucking down Carlo's bone). Two gorgeous muscleheads going apeshit on the dick of another gorgeous musclehead. As this goes on it is clear that Carlo is, understandably, doing everything in his power not to shoot his load. Luke stands up and then Carlo pulls off the sweaty blue T-shirt to reveal Luke's worship-worthy physique (that funky blue T-shirt could probably fetch a small fortune on eBay). More groping and kissing ensues (these sweaty mofos cannot help it, it seems), and the guys are handling each other's torsos with more of a rough edge now, jeans hanging off of their hips. The open-but-not-yet-removed jeans aspect is fucking sexy as hell, Luke's muscular asscheeks just peeking out a bit. Carlo is the tit-licker now, devouring Luke's perky nips but good. He eases on down the yellow brick road, deep-throating Luke's perfect dick in closed-eyed splendor. Carlo has big, juicy lips that are framed by a thick beard, and Luke's mushroom-headed wonder looks particularly hot invading said kisser. Carlo is a greedy cocksucker, however, and does likewise to Gage's dick, bobbing back and forth furiously, the camera panning all the sweaty muscle the threesome has to offer. They're all completely naked now, and Carlo drapes his body across one of the wheels of the tractor as Gage feeds him cock on one side of the tire's curve as Luke sucks his cock on the other side, a clever position that also allows Carlo to rim Gage's bubble-booty as he fucks Luke, and later he also fucks Gage in this position. Yup, macho man Carlo is the luckiest man alive. He goes slow initially with both, but then he goes jackrabbit fast with thrusts that he administers with his big hands pulling their buttcheeks apart. Versatility is as versatility does, so Carlo becomes the man in the middle, Gage fucking him as he fucks Luke. Carlo, seated on the ground, gets a facial from Luke and Gage, both men squirting huge gobs of spunk all over his face and beard. Carlo brings himself off, his ejaculate spurting out like a rocket, globs of cum from Luke and Gage dripping off of his beard. Green acres is indeed the place to be.
Jessie Balboa hooks up with Marco Conte outside next to a wood fence (it's as picturesque as the vistas in "Brokeback Mountain"), Marco is bearded and statuesque, with thick eyebrows like Jessie's. Marco gets the sex underway, crouching down to inhale Jessie's big-ass dick (it's rather long AND thick). Marco makes oral love to the dong with aplomb, the camera getting in close to reveal every vein and pore as he goes about his duty pleasuring. Jessie does equally good work slurping on Marco's rod, and then gets his ass chewed, licked and tickled by Marco's mouth and beard. Marco then fucks Jessie all over the rustic patio in a variety of positions, slamming deeply. Jessie pops first (with Marco's finger up his butt), then Marco (with Jessie rubbing his inner thigh).
The finale pairs two of the hottest men on the fucking planet as far as I'm concerned: Chris Wide and Jake Andrews. Chris is thickly muscled and wonderfully blue-eyed, and Jake is the Marlboro Man, square-jawed and ripped as all get-out. A match-up of titans. Two cocksucking, ass-fucking titans. On a bed outside, Chris starts the sex in earnest, choking down Jake's super-wide schlong. As with the other scenes, Jake is caressing and touching his mate in a very sensual and passionate manner. Jake then goes to town on Chris' cock and balls, sucking the dick, nuzzling the nuts, taking what appears to be deep sniffs of Mr. Wide's hairy crotch. The cock-and-balls routine leads to the ass-lick routine, Jake spreading the hole out to reveal the bright pink center, ringed by a beautiful starburst of asscrack hair. More cocksucking, this time Jake standing and Chris in a trance as the sun beats down on his glistening-with-sweat back. We segue to Jake fucking Chris doggy, an incredible sight given all the muscle involved. The camera gets behind the action and shows Jake's hard dick sliding in and out of the muscular ass, Chris has a lotta ass to take on and Jake fucks it -- hard. The tables are turned, the fucker becomes the fuckee, Chris fucking as hard as he got fucked. Chris is the first to climax, and Jake soon follows.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Wide Strokes," "Muscle Up!," "Big N' Plenty," and "Couples II: More Men on the Make"); and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Butch Harris