"Rookies: Filthy Amateur Jocks," from Australian directors Richard Capuano and Matt Black, glorifies spunk for the taste treat that it seems to be for the blokes here, using a gym as its setting, and with all the action going on in every hidden corner, this gym is only a cum-shot away from being a bathhouse.
The first Aussies out of the box are Seth Williamson, Benji and Jesse. Seth is nearing the end of his yoga routine at the gym when Benji and Jesse arrive, a pair of fuck buds who aren't terribly interested in getting a textbook workout. The first looks these three exchange are icy, so an off-the-cuff locker-room three-way doesn't look hopeful. But just as Seth is about to slide by the kissing couple, he's pulled into the action. Without a thumping soundtrack to muddy the waters, you can hear the sound of soft palms sliding across skin. Gathered together in a tight clump, the trio spends long, aching moments kissing, touching, undressing, and exploring one another. Once the gym shorts hit the floor, so does yoga-boy, orally working both Jesse and Benji's cocks. Benji, who looks subtly Middle Eastern, has an interesting rod with a bulbous head, something that doesn't go unnoticed when Seth pops it into his mouth. The best thing about the unexpected gym tryst is that no one is in a rush to cum. These gents move from one fun activity to the next as if they have all night to fuck. After some sensual rimming, Benji volunteers to be the bottom. Jesse pins his friend between his rod and Seth, so that Benji has nowhere to go. And if Benji's moans and loud grunts didn't clue you in that he loves getting fucked, the camera zooms in on Benji's cock as it oozes dick honey like a leaky faucet. When Seth sidles up for a turn, despite appearances to the contrary, he turns out to be a rip-roaring top. He's also a cum whore, dipping his fingers into both Benji and Jesse's spent loads for a post-workout protein boost.
The most thrilling sex is next, and I may be somewhat impartial here, simply because I've personally found that unexpected gym-shower sex is one of the nicest rewards for a hard workout. Tony, Hamish, Clinton Williamson and Benji from the previous encounter all find themselves showering when the stars align themselves just so. All it takes to get the ball rolling is one bold move, in this case, a move made by doe-eyed Tony. He brazenly steps into Benji's shower stall and pulls him into an embrace. Clinton (who resembles American porn star Eric Manchester in a strange way) turns off his own spray just as Hamish is stepping out of the steam room to investigate. As the four men let down their guard and go with it, the sex becomes louder and more aggressive. Soon Benji and hairy-chested Hamish are being fucked by Tony and Clinton respectively, letting out full-throated yelps with each thrust. When they get close to cumming, each stud spins off slightly to his own corner, jerking while watching the others do the same. Most of the cum lands on wet, tan skin.
Some of the guys came to the gym hoping to get some genuine exercise. Kia can't even get into his running shorts before someone makes a play. Liam likes what he sees and aggressively starts stroking his crotch, to which Kia immediately responds. What I liked about these two blokes was their average sensibilities. Neither one is incredibly buff or pretty, but they seem to have an indescribable sex buzz about them despite their superficial failings. Kia goes right for Liam's cock, undoubtedly the heftiest piece throughout. He only has it in his mouth for a few sweet minutes before they're interrupted -- no surprise really, given where they are. The intruder is Heath Chapell, another unassuming guy. Heath joins the party and Kia immediately doubles his pleasure, lustily cramming two dicks into his greedy mouth. As it happens, Heath is hung nearly as well as Liam. The plentiful big cocks in the room are enjoyed by all, but when Liam steps behind Kia and starts flopping his sheathed prick against Kia's hole, there's immediate tension in the room. A big fuss is made over Liam putting the condom on (no easy chore given his thickness) and slowly easing himself into Kia. We're provided some spectacular views of this anal assault and it's filmed in such a way that you wonder how Kia's tiny hole can accommodate such mammoth meat. Kia doesn't have much time to contemplate; while Liam's doing his thing, Heath keeps stuffing Kia's face. Kia's reward comes as the young men stand astride and shoot off, aiming for his open mouth. Kia begs for cum and it's delivered in abundance. Lapping it down, Kia's unwilling to hide his greediness from his new fuck buds. Their impromptu session ends on a high note, Kia grinning a giddy cum-sticky smile.
Lovely Kia is immediately featured in the fourth and final vignette, a post-cricket romp with Alex and Aidan. These two guys have very different looks than Kia's other mates -- Alex, a furry cub and Aidan, a tall rippled blond with gorgeous nipples. In the locker-room, the undressing is spiced with wet kisses and gropes, and not surprisingly, Kia goes drilling for spunk as soon as he's able. They end up forming a hot rim-chain: Kia working over Alex's furry rosebud while Alex munches on Aidan. Surprisingly, Aidan turns out to be another raving top, spearing Alex and Kia in quick succession. While he fucks, Aidan chews on Kia's ear. This tenderness is spliced with shots of Aidan's long prick pulling all the way out of Kia's ass, then slowly sliding back home. Once more, Kia steps up as the trio's cum dump, eating Aidan's hot cream but mysteriously abandoning Alex to work out his own load.
I found the sex to be enthusiastic and the men appealing. When all is said and done, "Rookies: Filthy Amateur Jocks" is a cum-guzzling dream of a flick.
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Escape From Sydney" and "Hold Everything"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent
Most amateur videos have their charms, namely, an inexperienced cast simply trying to have a good time. Unfortunately, most of these videos fall flat due to poor production. Not so with Rookies: Filthy Amateur Jocks. This latest import from the Pistol Media division of Raging Stallion Studios stars 11 Australian hotties who act out in a locker room, and the quality of the direction, videography and editing even surpass the prodigious talent of the performers.
In the first of four scenes, blond-streaked Seth Williamson performs his yoga routine in a gym as dark-haired buds Benji and Jesse watch. He later finds the two friends making out in the locker room and decides to join them. Pierced Benji sports impressive wood, with a big knob that Williamson wastes no time swallowing.
The scene is most notable for Benji's meaty dickhead, which later oozes long streams of precum when Jesse penetrates him. Williamson takes over top honors, gives Benji a vigorous ass massage and cums long streams that roll down Benji's chest. And Benji sucks what cum is left right out of that cock. Benji churns out a well-deserved cummer, and Jesse ends with a shot that lands on Benji's hairy thigh.
Next Benji and his dickhead are taking an innocent shower when lean, mean, muscular Tony sees him and fondles him back to erection. In the next stall, furry-chested Clinton Williamson watches and is joined by furry blond Hamish, who completes the four-way group scene.
Round-robin oral leads to Tony topping Benji, who leaks more precum. Meanwhile, Williamson slowly bones the moaning Hamish. Lucky Benji gets blown by Hamish while Tony hard-fucks him from behind. Hamish lobs a splasher onto Tony's chest, and Tony follows with the quietest cummer in recent memory. Williamson methodically churns out a slow dripper onto Tony, and Benji jackhammers out some thick globs that he shmears all over himself.
Next, Heath Chapell undresses in the locker room and is joined by the cruisy, dark-haired Liam. When Kia walks in, Heath has the chance to suck both of them to orgasm, Heath takes both of their cummers and wanks out a slimer himself.
In the final segment, bearded young Alex, strawberry-blond Aidan and Chapell all square off outside for some cricket practice. Afterwards in the shower, Chapell gives cute cub Alex more of his thick-lipped oral technique while Alex gets boned by rock-hard Aidan. Alex is one of the hottest-looking guys in the video, but he leaves most of the rest of the scene to Chapell and Aidan.
Aidan tops Chapell and ends by giving Chapell yet another cheney (and if you don't know what that is, think about what our Vice-President did lately!) and lets Chapell suck the rest of his cum out of him. Chapell shoots a runny shooter, and Alex, after a lot of work, finishes with a copious series of streamers onto his hairy stomach.
This video takes amateur porn to a higher level, is a good effort all around and is worth a viewing. Amateur fans should consider it a must-see.
- Matt Woods