What could be more perfectly French than a bakery? Peut etre la boulangerie avec amour? Mais oui! The dough isn't the only thing rising in "Love from Cannes" ("Les Batards" in French). These guys may get up at the crack of dawn for work, but their cracks are always alert and, sugar and spice be damned, they are going to make the most of their creamy business.
The first mates to show up are an earringed man slightly older than the rest of the cast, with a solid pale body, and a deliciously handsome youth with spikey hair. They don't get much further than pulling the buns out of the oven before they are reaching for (come on, let's hit this bakery pun together) each other's buns. The younger one does a fine deep-throat, shot from a lot of helpful angles. His own cock gets an equally sturdy blowjob and after he sucks one more time, he gets fucked up against the oven. His smooth body is totally relaxed as he gets handily fucked, and right after it begins, in comes another employee, a shaved-headed cutie who joins in without much fuss. He has a slurpy meaty cock and it's appropriately sucked by both guys before the bottom returns to doing just that, for this newer co-worker. The space limitations of the kitchen do affect the size of the fuck, but not the speed, for the top is fiery and dedicated. The pale gentleman pulls his cock from mouth to mouth and then both tops cum on their bottom's chest.
Upstairs where the general public can sample the goods, a tall thin customer arrives to buy some sweets. What could be sweeter than the adorable knockout manning the counter, who actively flirts with his customer, the only one in the bakery, luckily. He sidles behind the counter and with huge sticks of French bread as competition, they start to make out. The dreamy youths look quite into each other. The customer starts off orally, holding onto the clerk's cock and sucking the head ginger-snap-ly. The customer remains feisty during his receiving, face-fucking the clerk, who has no problem swallowing him with the vim of the day's first éclair. Hold on for the moment when the customer continues sucking the clerk as the latter takes a phone order! Only the music quiets down for a moment, for the customer sure doesn't. Right there for anyone to see, the clerk fucks his customer, who hopefully won't have to pay for his baked goodies after that which he has given up to the store already. The two lack an oomph that would make this scene set among the sweets crackle, but they fuck in every position and they are technically efficient. You've been waiting for me to say this, so I'll get it out of the way in just scene two: they do end the scene by coating themselves in the gooiest of icings.
Next up is a quick lesson in how some of the pastry is made before we zip off to two more guys in the kitchen already having sex. One is an oval-faced guy with short hair and the other is another of the preferred reedy handsome brunets who populate this film. Oval-face gets his thick cock sucked eagerly by his co-worker. It's a rather passionate blowing, full of depth and care. In comes a man fresh from a delivery who gets to show off his tip (okay, that one is a stretch, but there are only so many bakery puns and we have a while to go yet). Without breaking his rhythm, the sucker dives for the delivery boy and sucks both, before being joined by this big-haired youth to suck the oval-faced man. The delivery boy does double-sucking and then they turn it into a pleasant chain. The delivery boy gets his ass pounded by the oval-faced guy, and of course he keeps on "kneading" the other cock, so he sucks as he gets fucked. He rides on the other guy before the original top returns, with a cock always in his mouth. Once again, the bottom is the cum receptacle, taking two shots to his neck, but not getting to finish himself.
Pies are topped with whipped cream by the spikey-haired hottie and shaved-headed men from the first scene. These tarts make two strawberry likenesses until they are joined by a thin guy who wears nothing but an apron. Is he the new guy, told to dress like this as part of a sexy hazing ritual? Poor kid has to clean the ovens too. The shaved-headed guy starts poking under the apron with his icing knife before using his hand. The kid does have delicious round buttcheeks. The shaved-headed guy instead pulls out his cock and lets the thin guy blow his hefty piece. The spikey-haired one takes a spin also and they share very nicely. You knew the whipped cream would be a character in this scene, so it's sprayed onto the dick to make it an even tastier treat. The thin guy goes for a lower calorie treat when he rims the spikey-haired guy, who still blows the third. The big-dicked shaved-headed man is the top, with both guys on the counter, asses pointing out to him like warm pies ready to be sliced. He only gets as far as the spikey-haired guy before the cum starts flying.
I grew as hungry as I did horny watching another cake-making session before the next scene started. Here, the slightly older man from the first scene is joined by a guy in a suit, and though he dialog is not translated, I'm guessing he's the health inspector. If he were the plumber, he'd be in overalls, and if he were the doctor, he'd be in a white coat. But, he has a clipboard, and I doubt he's conducting a bakery-to-bakery survey. The inspection seems to go quite well, considering the inspector never looks at anything but the other guy. The bakery employee pulls the inspector to him, kisses him and then unwraps his cock from his suited body. He sucks it to its full size as the inspector tries to undress. The inspector bends the employee over the stove and munches at his ass briefly before fucking him, right there among the sauces. The inspector keeps his tie on (dignity must be maintained), but gives the employee an efficient fuck. It's not too full of sparkle, but the top has a big dick and the bottom a tight ass, so it takes some work to get in there. However, they earn points for their wonderful use of positions, doing it all over the kitchen. The top gets to shoot on his bottom's neck so it can ooze all the way down his chest like jelly down the shirt of a kid enjoying a donut. This time, the bottom also gets to cum. I think he passed inspection.
Still in the kitchen are the spikey-haired guy and the youth he played around with two scenes ago, not to mention the shaved-headed guy. Apparently these three travel in a pack (two of them are now sharing their third scene). The thin guy gets his ass chewed as he gorges himself on the cock of the shaved-headed guy. This cock is like that one croissant that always seems to be bigger than the others around it. It calls out to you and demands to be eaten. The two brunets do some co-sucking when the clerk joins them. This cock gives the shaved-headed guy a chance to blow, and since the clerk's curved cock is so hot, the spikey-haired guy wants a chance too. They break off into pairs, the spikey-haired guy and the shaved-headed guy swapping blowjobs and rimjobs while the other two do the same. The customer from the earlier scene returns, bewildered by everyone's absence on the floor and wanders down to the kitchen, where of course he joins his beloved clerk and the thin guy. He then joins the other pair, giving everyone a chance to keep sucking around the group. The spikey-haired guy is the greediest pig, both blowing the customer and rimming the shaved-headed guy. The shaved-headed guy, up to now a top, bottoms for his spikey friend while the customer blows him. They make for an engaging trio. Positions change and the customer bottoms for the shaved-headed guy until spikey takes a cum bath from all of his compatriots. The fucking in this scene is rather rushed to conclusion, but, hey, these guys have to be exhausted after a day of baking and fucking.
I'm out of puns. It was as exhausting thinking of them as it must have been for the boys in this video, almost all of whom go in and out of multiple scenes, working damn hard in the course of this one day!
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue