The surfer fantasy finds a comfortable home in John Bruno's "Hard Surf." There is actual surfing to be seen, though not from the stars. They are too busy with the hard part, the sucking, the rimming and fucking. The opening image is definitely one to set the tone. Brad Star, hunky with an air of danger, comes out of the water with his surf board. Lifeguards Jason Ridge and Scott Swann are there to ogle him. Scott advises Jason to chase after him, because Scott is definitely aware Brad wants Jason. Apparently only Jason isn't aware of this.
Reedy dark-haired Scott goes back to his lifeguard tower where he is soon joined by tattooed Tim Towers, in a rush to suck Scott's cock. Hairy-chested Tim has no problem with Scott's manageable dick and goes at it with varying styles to lick, tease and deep-throat it. When Scott throws a leg up in the air, Tim gets a glimpse of the tight ass and goes to wet it with his tongue. It's an equally eager rimjob he turns in, and no doubt his stubble adds some good tickle. Tim sits in the chair to get sucked, which Scott does with a load of spit. He then attacks Tim's hairy butt with an able tongue-fuck, Tim throwing his legs to the side in a position that looks awfully ready for fucking. The first item inserted into happy Tim's butt is a long black dildo (which I'm sure are always hanging around lifeguard stations) and then Scott gives him the real thing. Tim initially takes it bent over, with Scott slamming in all the way and Tim gleefully goading him on. Tim does take it on his back as well, Scott drilling him just as well. The two make a creamy mess on Scott's body. This scene does beg one question: who was watching the water?
Beach policeman Mick Powers, an enormous hairy bearded man, assaults "tourist" Trojan in the bathroom on the beach, claiming he knows just what Trojan is doing there. "I'm tired of your bullshit. I think you need to suck my cock," he bellows to the short-haired Trojan, who, if he isn't a tourist, is getting exactly what he wanted from the bathroom. Trojan slurps up Mick's dick and balls, with some aggressive roaring from the sucker at the urging of the cock's owner. These two large men are nearing full nudity when Trojan eats out Mick's beefy butt and fingers it to contented groans. Mick then has an opportunity to take orders as he dive bomb blows Trojan's uncut cock. It's a very single-minded effort. Blond Brad Star, with earrings and matching star tats on his pelvis, enters with his surfboard and joins the action as another cock for Mick to suck. Pretty-boy Brad is then double-teamed by both of the rugged men before Trojan tears off on an angry fuck of Mick's welcoming ass. These two brutes definitely know how to treat others of their type, and Brad relaxes as Mick sucks him. Tim Towers, apparently not sated after his romp with Scott, is the next to show up for what is now becoming a bathroom gangbang. He takes on sucking duties on Brad's dick briefly until Brad takes over topping duties on him. Brad has an awesome hip-grind, turning in a wild exciting fuck. Trojan continues Mick, now on his back. Brad's ab-thrusts generate a lot more power, so his fuck is the centerpiece of this four-way action. Things get real hot when a three-way fuck ensues. Tim does Trojan, still doing Mick, with Trojan's balls swinging wildly as the middle man. Tim plays receiver for everyone's cum-shots.
I'm afraid the beach where the outdoor shots were filmed doesn't have the sunniest most cooperative weather, but on the day Marco Paris goes into the drink, it's very bright. Of course, that could be because Marco Paris is there, and a man like him radiates brilliance. He cruises gigantically muscled Dakota James on the beach and when Marco notes that the waves aren't good for riding, Dakota offers something else to ride (not the carousel, thank you). So, back in someone's pad, Marco gets busy sucking Dakota with one of his super special blowjobs, gulping cock with sublime style. He does wonders on Dakota, who brays in delight with every lick Marco makes. Marco then slinks underneath Dakota so he can eat his muscular ass, flicking his tongue around the deep hole. Marco does pull the cheeks apart to get in all the way, and with a very frisky tongue. Dakota is silent long enough to suck Marco's elegantly long dick, though he manages only the head of it. Naturally, Marco bottoms, and he takes a strong plunder from Dakota, who sweats considerably as his meaty thighs and body slash away at Marco. There's a lot of power coming from Dakota, though there isn't enough chemistry. The positions work as well as they do because Marco could take the biggest and the best blindfolded and asleep (not that I would want him to). It takes an extra blowjob from Marco to get Dakota cumming on his chest.
The weather is overcast again and there aren't many surfers in the water, so the spectacularly gorgeous Jason Ridge finally makes his move when he sees Brad on the pier. Jason admits he was shy, but Brad is just happy his persistence paid off. Under the pier, Brad finally makes his move when he places an initially light kiss on Jason. Inside, it becomes more volatile and Jason, looking buffer than I've ever seen him, is very game to play along. Brad carefully corkscrews his mouth and hand around Jason's cock to give him a wonderful blowjob. There is some playful kissing, and pleasure seems evident on both their faces. Powerhouse Jason sucks Brad's dick with his always-careful watchable style. He makes it seem so very sensual, especially when he's orally tugging at Brad's balls. The two 69, with both keeping up fine pacing, and the camera angles are very helpful in capturing their heat. Jason, poking out one of porn's hottest asses, goes about rimming Brad's butt, gently lapping his way around Brad's completely hairless ass. Jason moves back to a blowjob after doing a luscious job of wetting Brad's ass. Brad then fingers Jason's ass with two digits before fucking the world-class hole. Jason always looks hottest crammed full of cock and with Brad's energy level, they make a ripping couple. Brad even jacks Jason's cock as he fucks, another bit of business that is evidence of their togetherness. The pacing here is fast no matter the position, and Brad slams against Jason very hard doggy. For a great twist, Brad bottoms next, by riding on Jason. He is able to take nearly all the cock in a comfortable smooth up-and-down. Brad gets crammed sideways next, with Jason nibbling at his nipple and kissing him. They sit together to cum, Jason first and then Brad. A big kiss ends their time together. Another sand-drenched love epic has come to a winning conclusion.
DVD features: Chapters; photoshoot footage (Dakota and Marco); behind-the-scenes footage; interviews (where Jason Ridge looks amazingly good with a beard); trailers ("SWAT: Hard Core," "Hard Cops 2," "CSI: Cock Scene Investigators"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue