The credits are played over our hero, Boris Sacharov, in an airport. The background is mostly black-and-white, but Boris is in color. This neat trick isn't needed, however. Boris is a standout. Amazingly handsome in that fresh-scrubbed Eastern European way, with a very muscular body pushing out of a tight T-shirt, not to mention jeans that show the entire big package, Boris no doubt turns heads even in a crowded airport without having to be singled out. Indeed, as this sweet and sexy picture goes, it's apparently that Boris is something worth watching anywhere he goes, but he's not the only one. He's surrounded by a cast of worthy hotties.
Back in the first "Czech Tales," our pouty-lipped blond hero had been searching for his love, and as this movie starts, he's still doing it, wandering by train from small Czech town to small Czech town. However, in the first tale, "Professions of Love," the stunner sits at a fountain, shirtless in all his mouthwatering glory. He's spotted by Tibor Cernan, another muscular blond, who has a giant spiked club. He knocks Boris out with it and drags him back to his lair, which happens to be full of great natural light and is furnished with a big bed. Tibor, who insists on wearing a face that shows we haven't evolved that far from cavemen (who uses a spiked club anymore?), is definitely more interested in fucking his prey than anything else. So, he pops out his uncut boner and dangles it over the unconscious Boris' face. Boris awakes with giant eyes and understands he has to do what the Neanderthal wants. So, he blows Tibor well (though the split-screen shooting is not particularly helpful in building momentum). After a while, it's pretty clear which club is more interesting to Boris, who not only sucks with intent but doesn't mind a face-fuck either. Tibor's base senses tell him Boris' ass might be the mother lode, so he starts poking around the hairless hole, using his own spit as lube. Boris delights in receiving a long rimming and fingering session before Tibor finally fucks him. Keeping in character, Tibor is a blunt impassioned top. He has no problem jamming himself all the way inside Boris with good strength and speed. The fuck is relatively short before they are both cumming on Boris' torso.
Somewhere in the majestic fir-covered outdoors, John Cruise and Jirka Gregor are making out in "Wood Party." Brunet Jirka bites hard on fratboyish John's nipples before rushing off to his cock. There, youthful Jirka sucks amiably, making sure to orally tickle the balls as well. John takes a turn on Jirka, whose cock is incredibly hard as it's blown. John is the more exciting oralist, truly desirous of Jirka's thick piece and lapping it up from all angles. John's reward is a fuck from Jirka. It turns out the bottom's fuzzy butt is just as welcoming to all those inches, and an initial doggy-fuck threatens to shame the prettiness of the nature around them. Jirka is somewhat cautious, so when John sits on him, he gets to let loose a little and show what he can really handle. Both stand up to deliver their cum-shots and then head back to their cabin.
At the window of the cabin, John and Jirka witness the next scene, "Something Spicy." Our resident Missing Link, Tibor Cernan, returns, this time with plaything Nicholas Santos. First, Tibor and Nicholas, a stunning tall brunet with a mammoth cock, make out and show off their sculpted bodies to each other. Nicholas also sports a long boner, the cherry on the top if this sundae. There is a lot of primal biting and licking from the pair, the best part of which finds Nicholas' ass facing Tibor, the owner of it clenching the muscles to prove how golden it is! Nicholas then blows Tibor, and if he can't get very far down, he does what he can with super energy. Tibor spits into Nicholas' ass and starts working it over, while not forgetting to suck on Nicholas' hearty dick. With tall Nicholas bent over, Tibor is able to fuck him. Nicholas' hole is tight, but Tibor slams ahead, using his wowing thigh muscles to really push deeper and deeper. If Nicholas doesn't appear the most comfortable bottom, Tibor never gives up trying and keeps the pace angry and potent the whole time. A missionary fuck works better because Tibor has more control, and even Nicholas looks more relaxed. A sideways pound shows how noticeable their chemistry is and also how Tibor has overcome any fear Nicholas may have had. Tibor pulls out in just enough time to cum right near Nicholas' hairy hole before encouraging Nicholas to cream as well.
The fourth tale is called, "Are You Horny?" and that's a rather silly question after one of Tibor's scenes. He's a demon and should be getting anyone a-stirrin'! Ben is back, partnered with Enzo Bloom, a tall tight hunk nearly as perfect as Boris. They make out and undress in a hallway, reveling in each other's glamorous bodies. Enzo then blindfolds Boris into a room where Ben Eastboy, Paulo Sido and Mike Gate are waiting, scorching hot in their combined nakedness as well. Tall tattooed Ben fucks lanky Mike over one side of a staircase while Boris does Enzo over the other, cutesly blond Paolo underneath sucking Enzo's cock. Both Boris and Ben are sterling tops, not facing each other but working with almost the same sexy rhythm. Ben has an easier time of plowing Mike so easily because the littler bottom is a very lusty bottom. No matter the speed, watching Boris is heavenly; his body has the most gorgeous form and he knows how to show it off! Beefy Paolo gets to fuck Enzo as well, switching places with Boris, as Ben continues his jackrabbit work on Mike. Mike literally tucks his ankles behind his head (like a contortionist, not a figure of speech), his ass high up in the air in prime fucking position. So, the guys take full advantage and sink their cocks into him. Everyone looks good topping this way, and Mike tirelessly takes the four studs with tireless pride. They quintet then jumps over the railing into a pool below. It's then time for the oral we skipped. Ben and Enzo provide the willing mouths and seeing the cocks up close show just how damn big they are! Oh, and flexible Mike? Well, he can suck himself while Boris and Enzo are otherwise occupied. I don't know who found this kid, but he's perfect for porn. Boris sucks Ben into a heaping cum blast, Mike cums on his own tongue and then Paulo lets go of a big load. Boris dumps on Enzo's chest, bring them back together, and then everyone goes back in the pool for some old-fashioned Czech water frisking.
The untitled finale picks up where Enzo and Boris left off before Enzo took him to the orgy. Back in the hallway, Boris blows Enzo's long thin cock with a sensual speed that has Enzo completely enraptured. When Boris looks up with those bright eyes at Enzo (and the camera), the effect is dazzling. Enzo cums on Boris' cheek. Enzo didn't cum in the orgy, needing just some alone time with perhaps a new love match to do so. In fact, it's Enzo who sees Boris off at the airport, both smiling and hugging.
DVD features: Chapters; trailers ("Hungarian Hunks," "Hungarian Hook-Up" and "Euro Sex Party"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue