This flick could have easily been named "Men With Tools," but there are plenty over the years that featured that title, so let's just cut to the chase here: This is about blue-collar guys who need help with measuring things, and the handiest tools around happen to be cocks that are at least as long as a receptive esophagus. No plot, some cutesy intro talk, the rest is hot sex.
Slightly scruffy and blond goateed Cameron Marshall is looking around for a ruler to measure a joint on a construction site when the nearly identical looking blond preppy Cort Donovan wanders in to let him know he has a dick that's the right size. After climbing a ladder, pulling it out and providing it, Cort offers his tool to Cameron and he soon tries to get it to disappear down the hungry boy's throat -- but it's so large that Cameron can only go so far. Cort figures he'd like to see what's in his buddy's jeans, so he slides down to prime the pump by slobbering all over his blue briefs, wetting them up as the bulge hardens, then sucking it through the briefs before Cameron peels it back to reveal a truly beautiful member that Cort deep-throats easily. Dirty-talk permeates the scene as they strip out of their clothes, Cort still engaged on Cameron's tool while slipping his fingers over Cameron's hot, dirty-blond hairy hole. He then dives his face and tongue into it in a beautifully framed sequence that includes a thumb-fuck and mutual suck (as Cort slips his ass-greased thumb into Cameron's mouth, "you taste good, don't you?"). Cameron then gingerly sits himself down on Cort's monster (great penetration shot here) and goes for an extended sit-fuck ride before they slip into standing doggy. Cort then pulls out and shoves his face back into Cameron's hole, bringing Cameron to an explosive climax as Cort covers his hole and cheeks with tremendous streams of sticky stuff -- and licks it all off.
Bearded Eurostud Lucas Knowles is playing with a measuring tape in the warehouse when buff military-type puppy Cameron Taylor (left on cover) comes in. Lucas is curious about how long Cameron's cock is, and when he measures it and finds out it's over nine inches, he simply cannot resist trying it on for size. One of the great international finds of the past couple of years, Lucas is an acknowledged cocksucker supreme, and in Cameron he has found heaven-sent meat. Dirty-talk permeates the extended blowjob which includes a brief swipe at his own cock as Cameron doubles down to lick and swish his cockhead with Lucas. Not one to be shy in comparing dick sizes, Lucas offers Cameron his uncut tool for some masterful oral foreskin analysis, followed by sucking and ball-licking. Throwing the naked Lucas on his belly across chest of drawers, Cameron strips down and dives his tongue and face into his new prize's ass, displaying his own sweet ass which is partially covered by a massive tatt that extends up his back (he has a tatt of the Disney dwarf Dopey on one thigh and a stylized Playboy bunny on his left pec as well -- you figure it out). Backed by tight balls that are studded, Cameron then shoves his cock straight into Lucas' begging butt in a scissor doggy over the chest, followed by a rough missionary with Lucas spreading his construction-boot-clad legs wide and far until he blows a load from here to England and back as Cameron joins him simultaneously. All that cum all over his body -- that's the measure of a man for me!
Vance Winter and Lee Stephens (center and right, cover, respectively), are working around the pool when the boss, impossibly beautiful blond surfer Josh Vaughn approaches with a measuring problem that is immediately solved by comparing dick sizes. Naturally, Josh has to sample his minions' wares, and gets his mouth into Vance's jeans while massaging Lee's cock through his denims. Soon he has Lee's massive meat tickling his jaws and Vance decides it's time to sample the goods as well. These two are veterans of amateur porn studios and sites and know how to please a man, and they manage to do very well by Lee and each other -- but Lee, who is potentially the hottest man in the scene, plays strictly trade here, a major disappointment. After Vance and Josh take care of him dually and each other orally, Vance throws Josh on his back and fucks him while Lee stuffs Josh's face with his dick. It's pretty much that the rest of the way -- Vance and Josh, who have appeared many times together and with others, doing it again with an audience. All deliver hefty cum-shots, but the scene left me flat.
Flat is not the word you can use to describe the faces, bodies, cocks or performances of the duo in the last scene. Ex-soldier boy and hot new porn pup Kai Ford and the major porn star, mega-hung Chad Hunt. Cast in a role which gives him that young daddy come-hither appeal to the cute fuck-me-please appeal of the wildly tattooed Kai. The prelude is inane, the dash by Kai to Chad's jeans clad cock eager, and the blowjob is deep, long and beautifully framed. Here is a cock for the ages -- deep as the Grand Canyon and wide as the Mississippi and Kai knows how to use his oral skills to plow the depths and swallow the environment. By the time he has gotten some jaw lock, he's ready to bend over for Chad's special oral skills -- the rimjob of that tight, pretty ass is firm and complete with Chad's scruffy beard wearing a red crease between the pup's cheeks. But this kid has some cockmeat of his own and Chad soon shoves it in his mouth (the sight of tattooed Chad chewing on a cock surrounded by tattoos is a major turn-on). But it's Chad's cock that is always the center of attention and after a few kisses, Kai is back on the job, getting that honker ready to enter his cute butt. The first penetration, a standing doggy, shows Kai's tight little ass in beautiful subjugation to that torpedo, and it's a treat to watch Chad pump furiously and the kid rolls with the plunges throughout this only fucking position. They end with respective cum-shots on each other's lower necks and torsos -- the looks on their respective faces seem to say: "I got fucked by Chad Hunt and lived -- and could do it again," from Kai and "I could take him home and fuck this kid again," from Chad. That's the hallmark of a good scene.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; PSA ("Wrap It Up"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion