There are precious few things in gay porn movies that send me over the moon as quickly as hot masculine men in skin-tight jeans waiting for those prominent bulges and spectacular asses to be coddled, fondled, sucked and fucked. And when it's combined with just the right amount of come-on dialogue, and extremely enthusiastic sex all around, I waste a lot of towels and need to go shopping for shorts. In this respect, few videos have come out recently that can meet, or top, my criteria than "Wood Work."
Down and dirty from the start, this thing takes place in a wood shop where right off the bat the seriously gorgeous Tyler Johnson and everybody's favorite budding daddy, Francesco D'Macho, already shorn of their shirts, are ready for lunch. "I've got something for you to eat," purrs Tyler, and Francesco is down on his knees chomping away at the thick black cock sticking out from over the waistband of both jockstrap and jeans with serious slurping abandon. "You are hungry," Tyson moans, as he drops down to strip Francesco of his jeans and to gobble that jock-encased porker in return, threads of saliva being strung from cock to lips. The edgy dialogue continues as Tyson flips Francesco around to stuff his face into that sweet hairy hole, which is the prelude, of course, to his zonker sliding up and into Francesco's snapping chute. A standing doggy slips easily into a wide-spread missionary across a metal bench which brings Tyson to an early climax, encouraged by Francesco's plea to "cum on my face." Which he does, and as he's swabbing Francesco's three-day growth with it is interrupted by the boss, the exquisite Brit Ross Hurston, who stumbles upon them, fires Tyson on the spot and then with Francesco still spread out and having not cum, announces, "Since I'm paying for blowjobs, suck this!"
One of the more peripatetic and vigorous buff bear discoveries of the past few years, Ross never fails to stir the juices with his nicely tatted furry body, splendid fat cock and total versatility. He feeds his cock to Francesco, who is already in libido heaven by now, having sucked two great dicks on two great looking men. Now, Francesco offers his butt once again, this time to his boss doggy over the bench. But Francesco is no bottom pig -- he has designs on Ross' fabulous ass and breaks loose, flips Ross around, throws his leg up over the bench. "Go ahead and fuck me!" Ross dares, and he gets his wish and displays his major bottoming talent by thrusting himself back into his employee's throbbing cock, then lustily agreeing to sit on it and ride in an ass-buster that leads to both hairy gods cumming on their respective chiseled abs side-by-side.
If there has been a more delicious looking ass introduced to gay porn recently than Ty LeBeouf's (center, cover), please send him over. Here he wanders past Nubian god Eddie Diaz, who's rolling wire, and saunters over to a bench for some water. His jeans have already caused Eddie's eyes to pop: "I want some of that," he says. "You want some water?" Ty coos. "No, I want your ass," Eddie responds, and soon the wife-beater and vests are off, and lips are locked down to the jaws. These two shaved-head beauties are like a vanilla-chocolate Popsicle combo, almost identical in size, body proportions and (thank goodness) eagerness for another man's body. Eddie drops down to remove Ty's perfect pecker from his jock and takes it for an oral joyride, eventually getting the jock and jeans down far enough so we can get a good look at that tanline and imagine what comes next. That turns out to be a reciprocation from Ty. After they take their work gloves off, which is a nice touch, Ty drops down and repeats almost frame-for-frame Eddie's adoration of his cock, but the point of this scene (and every scene featuring Ty) is to swing him around and show us his butt. Oh my, oh my, oh my -- can we just give him the prize now? Eddie has a prize waiting, after he cleans that hole with enough saliva to skid a water park slide and moves a begging Ty into a doggy position to begin the ravaging which is swift and perfect. So perfect, in fact, that Ty decides to try it out himself and he pulls away, spins around, bends Eddie over and returns to jackhammer compliment. But we're here for Ty's bottoming, and he returns to his customary position by sitting on his buddy's shooter until they're ready to spill seed, which they do side by side. Ty then rubs his head, cheeks and chin all over the cum and they kiss to the end.
Francesco is back with his teammate, ginger-haired toughie Tim Kruger, waiting for the sweet-faced hunk apprentice Kyle King (cover, left) to bring them their beer. After handing it to them, Francesco says to Kyle, "Why don't you open his up?" pointing to Tim's jeans, and since the beer was already opened, Kyle gets the message, and before long, two cocks for the price of one. He's on his knees in a flash and all over their dicks, moving saliva from pillar to post in a splendid impersonation of blue-collar bitch boy. This is a scene with great contrasts: pale, slightly furry Tim, his auburn beard providing a perfect accent to his angular face; up against the perfectly and fully tanned preppy Kyle, neither one of them sporting tats of any kind; and the hot tatted bearing Francesco leading the way to demolition. They strip down and Kyle becomes a sandwich with Francesco in his ass and Tim's dick in his mouth. Moans, screaming, and howls of delight are the only sounds emanating from the trio -- and they're all from Kyle who is here to learn and to please, though it's a job for him to try to get as much of Tim's enormous cock down his throat. So, Tim shoves it up his ass where he has more control and deeper penetration -- balls to hole, easily accomplished on the ecstatic Kyle, whose roars of delight are now being muffled by Francesco's cock in his mouth. Then they try a new game -- they take turns fucking Kyle missionary on a work bench until the jism is ready to fly: Kyle's on his chest and Francesco's and Tim's on Kyle's face.
It's payday and boss Ross is back to pay hunk job Tony Micelli (cover, right). "There's a bonus for you," he says as he slips an envelope into Tony's jeans and takes a feel. "Remember last week's arrangement?" Not one to turn down money, Tony agrees to the deal, drops to his knees, snuggles up to Ross's crotch, dips in, zips the fly, pulls the cock out and stuffs his mouth with Ross' ever-ready Brit beef. This cute, ripped Italian boy gets his boss all heated and slippery, and Ross drops down to do some cock sampling before rising up, kissing Tony and announcing, "Now it's time for the boss' bonus." They move to a stool and Tony rubbers up, Ross sits down and the ride begins, continues doggy over the stool and then on a metal ladder. When Tony is ready to cum, Ross asks for it on his face and gets some there and a lot on his chest as his own personal stream is sprouting onto the floor. "See you next week," Ross says, as he rubs the cum all over his furry chest.
I'm applying for a job in the morning.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; highlights compilation; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion