With ominous crashing, artist James Hobbes, a rather petite guy with some facial hair, is painting a mural. The lights go off and in comes raging Rafael Alencar, tossing James across the floor and brandishing a knife. He uses the knife to cut off James’ jeans and the two trade nasty barbs. James has the only phone left in the world with a cord, and when he tries to call for help, Rafael yanks it out of the wall and ties it up with him. "If you bite my dick, you’re DEAD," Rafael tells James when he drops his dick into his mouth. James is force-fed cock, but by this point, he seems into the whole rape scenario. Rafael’s amazing dick has that affect on a person. Before the blowjob really gets going, there’s a lot of spitting and hitting as Rafael gets James in the mood to handle his massive pecker. James does a fine job blowing Rafael, even when pretending he doesn’t want to. Trash and James are thrown around the room and Rafael turns his attention to James’ ass, at which point James is now begging for it rather than fighting it. Rafael then rims James feverishly, still swatting at him as his tongue explores the whole butt area. This is the most intense angry rimming possible on film, at once totally sexy and also frightening. Luckily, James’ ass is wide open, because from the first insertion, Rafael is downright nasty, plunging with not a modicum of sympathy. Since Rafael is one of porn’s most expert tops, he knows how to play with styles and remain in character. Most of his thrusts are fully in and out, which is brutal. James shows how good he is when Rafael fucks him upside down, where Rafael is still fitting in every last inch. These two achieve some of the most amazingly unlikely positions, with Rafael carelessly plunging in fully over and over. As if the incessantly domineering fucking isn’t enough, long into it, Rafael wraps tape around James’ mouth, but takes it off to gain access again to James’ mouth for a second blowjob, merely a rest stop on the way to another insanely punishing fuck. One last deep-throat, delivered upside down, has Rafael dropping a load right into James’ mouth. There are excellent moments to come in the rest of "Fuck Me Hard," but topping Rafael’s perfect understanding of this movie’s loutish raunch is going to prove nearly impossible.
In the same room, awesomely chiseled blond Phillip Aubrey is king of twisting around, crunching his abs to the thundering music. Suddenly a fat hard cock appears, tucked in a jockstrap, belonging to inked Spencer Reed. Spencer pulls down Phillip’s pants to reveal a gorgeous shapely ass. It’s the kind that when Spencer commands Phillip to stick it out, Phillip should say, "it’s always sticking out -- that’s its shape!" There’s kissing in this scene, which has a softening affect, but while Phillip is still hanging from the ceiling, Spencer blows him. This gives Spencer the opportunity to twist and contort and show off all of his super-toned muscles. The strangely uneventful blowjob is replaces by a much more exciting rimming of Phillip’s beautiful ass and then Phillip sucks Spencer with oodles of spunk. He’s totally unafraid of the dick and gulps it terrifically. Spencer sucks again, with Phillip stretching his legs behind his ears in a most gymnastic display, also allowing Spencer easy access to his asshole. Spencer takes full advantage with a lusty mouth and some probing fingers. Spencer ties Phillip's hands behind his back and then fucks Phillip. This is a rarity in porn, fucking while tied up, but it spurs on Spencer to an animated plunging into braying Phillip. In fact, when Spencer pulls out, Phillip wiggles his ass around, blinding trying to find the cock again and make sure it gets back inside! Untied, Phillip puts one leg atop a garbage can and gives Spencer another route into his butt. Phillip begs for a more unrelenting fuck, but this one emerges as pretty standard. Missionary fucking is well done, but brief, for now it’s time to cum. Spencer has a huge spray all over Phillip’s face and then Phillip cums on Spencer’s boot, only to lick up both loads. The scenes’s last image is its best: Phillip pisses all over his clenched abs and even into his mouth in what has to be one of the longest streams of piss imaginable. Spencer then adds his own. Phillip has a second stream to let loose, right into Spencer’s mouth. The piss play here is superb, the hottest part of the scene.
Dead center in the film is a scene with Michael Lucas himself, trying to work at his desk while blue-collar stud R.J. Alexander is fixing his radiator. Michael can’t help but notice R.J.’s carpenter’s crack, but his temper gets the best of him and, frustrated at having to listen to the banging incessantly, forces R.J. on his knees to drink his piss. "Relax and enjoy!" he bellows at R.J. Michael is in fine form here, full or orders that set him up as totally in charge of this scene. He also has enough piss to keep this part of the scene going forever, which R.J. quickly learns to enjoy. Dripping with Michael’s piss, R.J. is then made to blow Michael, getting him fully hard but never allowing any piss or spit to touch the master’s clothing. Michael has fun teasing R.J., not letting him suck while dangling his cock in front of him, making R.J. promise to be a good bottom. Michael, still in his clothing, forces R.J. to bend over and pull his asscheeks apart, revealing a chasm that could probably take four cocks at once. But, Michael’s is more than enough for any one man, and soon it’s being shoved fully into bent-over R.J. Michael fucks with his usual single-minded style, gripping R.J.’s jockstrap and sailing into R.J. with the total length of his dick each time. The fuck gives way to another explosion of piss from Michael, right into R.J.’s mouth to be mixed with lots of spit that Michael has also stored up. That leaves only cum to be swallowed, and soon enough R.J. is doing that too. When R.J. starts to pee on himself, Michael finds a bit more for him. R.J. is a piss hog, and Michael has so much to offer him.
Back in the mural room, Wade Warren is now the painter, but apparently it’s not his wall to be painting, as the wall’s owner, a sumptuous black hunk named Ace Rockwood tells him. Ace says, "if you’re painting my wall, you must want to suck my dick or something." Um, well, it’s not logical, but it gives Ace a reason to pull out his dick and jam it down small spikey-haired Wade’s mouth. Like Michael before him, handsome Ace looks ravishing in a suit, but he soon removes it as he’s enjoying a wet blowjob from Wade. Wade plays his part as the put-upon sucker quite well, but the truth is that deep-throating Ace would be mighty difficult even for a man with better oral skills. Ace tosses Wade over a metal trash bin to rim his ass, with Ace burying his face happily inside. Wade looks genuinely pained when Ace fucks him, yelping as Ace grabs onto his hair and pounds him gleefully. The business-like demeanor Ace displayed earlier gives way to a welcome nastiness as he pushes Wade around the room while still inserted. Strangely, there are really no close-ups of the action, which looks fun from Ace’s side, but may not really much of a fuck. This gives the scene something of a false air, even though Wade keeps yowling the whole time. Wade has a small amount of cum and then Ace drops a load on his bottom’s face.
In the same room that has housed all but one of the movie’s scenes, gigantic hulk J.P. Power is beating off, but not for long. In comes Marco Cruise, looking rough and tough in a Mohawk and tattoos. He immediately goes down on J.P.’s black dick, having no problem with J.P. face-fucking him. It seems to make him even hungrier. Marco takes all the hitting and lusty groping J.P. can muster, trying never to let the dick out of his mouth. Marco is way too focused on cock to worry about the rest of his body. J.P. pins Marco down to the floor and goes apeshit in his ass. This is a truly outstanding rimjob, and J.P. explodes with lust as he shoves his face into Marco’s ass as deep as it can go. He takes breaks only to lightly whip Marco’s ass with a belt. J.P. then literally rips Marco’s underwear off as Marco begs to be fucked, his hairy hole puckering as extra incentive. J.P. isn’t done eating ass, his favorite activity so far. When it’s finally time for the inevitable anal, Marco gets on all-fours as J.P. shows him the dildos he’s going to use. Marco seems no stranger to dildo play, and J.P. socks him hard with some big ones. Marco takes them like a champ, gyrating backwards on them and then sucking them. After so much teasing, J.P. fucks Marco for real, and it’s very good. He’s an energetic top, and knowing he has a muscular abuse-ready partner allows him to go at Marco with nasty intent. They try a bunch of positions all over the room, dildo and real dick, and Marco is fully ready for everything. But, they are hottest with traditional dick-in-ass fucking. At the end, J.P. shoves underwear into Marco’s mouth and then cums on his face, a scorching hot touch to end the flick.
If the four scenes that follow the opening of "Fuck Me Hard" never quite equal its level of sheer balls-to-the-wall angry sex, it’s not because they aren’t good, but because the first scene is outrageously divine. The pairing of Rafael Alencar and James Hobbes is inspired and stays at the highest decibel level possible. For sure Michael Lucas, J.P. Powers, Marco Cruise and others understand the mood of the movie as well, but the "Hard" of the title is at its finest right at the beginning.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; bonus sex scene (Jack McCarthy and Murphy Maxwell); bonus raunch scene (from "Feet Extreme!"); trailers ("Rush," Rafael in Paris," "Obsession," "Piss Gods," "Inside Israel," "Paris Playboys," "Israeli Auditions," "Revenge," "Feet Extreme!," "Men of Israel," "Auditions " titles, "Cock Cribs," "Piss Sluts!," "Lost Diary of Giovanni," "Wall Street," "Cum!," "Entrapment," "The Ben Andrews Collection," "South Beach Seductions," "Feet!," "Cockstalker," "A Knight with Wilfried," "Michael Does Russia," "Return to Fire Island," "Piss!," "Flip This," "Farts!," "Brothers Reunion," The Chad Hunt Collection," "Thirsty!," "Pounding the Pavement," "Swallow!" "Flatiron Fuckers," "Rapture Inn," "Juvie Boys Part 2," "Cruising Budapest," "Gigolo," Inside Prague," "The Intern," "Welcome to Paradise," "Burning Desire," "The Bigger the Better," "Uncut Cock Pool Party," "On the Job," "La Dolce Vita," "More Dangerous," "Uncut Cock Sex Club," "Filming Bruce Beckham," "Flash Point," "Barcelona Nights," "The Point of No Return," "Fire Island Cruising 7-8," "The Heat of the Moment," "Straight to Prague," "Dangerous Liaisons," "Manhattan Heat," "Lost," "Juvie Boys," "and "The Wilson Vasquez Collection"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***