We have all seen porn stories where sex just seems to happen, no words needed. From the saunas of Prague to the leather bars of San Francisco, just a nod or a smile is all it takes. But, let’s get real, sometimes there is dialogue involved … but not much. Sometimes it’s only, "so … you wanna fuck?” Five times we hear that here and no one person responds in the negative.
We encounter Chris Porter face down on a massage table, a towel and tattoos his only cover. In comes bleached-blond Luke Riley, pushing the limit of twinkdom more than a bit, and he rubs Chris from head to toe, including everyone’s favorite massage spot: the perky twink ass. That soon ends up the only focus of the masseur, until Chris turns over to reveal more exciting tattoos and a hardon under the towel. "So … You wanna fuck or what?” Chris finally bleats. "I thought you were never gonna ask,” Luke says, kisses Chris and removes the towel and his own dick from its confines. Luke does down on brunet cutie Chris and then we have the reverse, with Chris working mighty hard to manage Luke’s big piece. They do a fine 69 on the table, and Luke makes sure that includes some wetting of Chris’ hole. To guarantee Chris is ready to be fucked, Luke plugs him with a dildo. He’s ready! Luke fucks Chris well, his dick going all in and out, but Chris almost seems too tangentially engaged until well into the fuck, and it’s a shame because Luke is really providing a fun one. Luke makes the most of a cramped table space with a big-boy fuckathon, turning the littler Chris this way and that, but Chris doesn’t do a whole lot more than moan. Chris cums being fucked and then Luke has a colossal blaster all over Chris’ hairless body to seal the deal.
Redhead Steven Poncé and brunet Davin James are the only two left in their office, sitting next to each other in adjoining cubicles. "So … you wanna fuck?” Sure! Office sex is always the hottest. Davin goes right for Steven’s neck, which must be his sweet spot, because he beams at this nuzzle. The two tear out of their shirts to reveal rather natural bodies and then out of their pants to reveal some interesting cocks. After a whole lot of foreplay, Steven finally goes down on Davin, ripping off with a hearty deep-throat, even if Davin isn’t always fully hard (half hard, he’s quite an impressive sight). They switch places and Steven delights in every lick from Davin, though again lack of wood is noticeable. Davin fucks Steven, though it’s awkward and not always as easy as it should be. Shots from underneath are the ones that show it off best. I’ll give Steven credit for braying like he’s having the time of his life and getting into some interesting bottoming positions, especially riding him in a chair. The final missionary fuck on the table exists seemingly so both can let go of cum shots that disappear into Steven’s very pale white skin.
Slightly bearded sexy Sebastian Valmont and brunet Nathaniel Andrews are trying to find something to watch on TV, but keep coming up short. "So … you wanna fuck?” Nathaniel asks with a big smile and suddenly the two are in make-out mode, reaching for the bulges in each other’s pants. Sebastian is the first one to suck cock, and he does so full of tricks and sensuality. He twists his head around, he uses his stubble and also his hand, which has Nathaniel squirming. Sebastian moves down a few inches to Nathaniel’s ass hole, which is completely hairless and sets it with his tongue. There is a kissing hand off and then Nathaniel, sporting a tongue piercing, blows Sebastian. This he does quite well, deep throating eagerly. They 69 comfortably, though the actual position makes it easier for Nathaniel to excel. Sebastian just can’t stay away from playing with Nathaniel’s ass, so after a few more licks, he gets to fuck it. Though Nathaniel brays, it’s rather an easy going fuck. Yes, Sebastian is able to park his long dick all the way inside, and with nice speed, but Nathaniel is experienced and has no problem accommodating it. Nathaniel rides on Sebastian and then Sebastian hammers him missionary, again to make the sum shots pop. Nathaniel dots his somatch with his and then Sebastian adds to the creamy mixture.
We find our delicious scamp Chris Porter beating off alone in the shower, the water cascading off his supple and colorful body. In comes über-twink Tristan Sterling, sporting a nice butt on an otherwise reedy little body. He watches Chris’ self-in-hand routine with mouthwatering desire and Chris knows how to exploit that desire. "So … you wanna go make papier-mâché dolls?” Tristan asks. Just kidding! "So…you wanna fuck?” Tristan asks of his newest crush and joins Chris in the shower where they kiss, Tristan still in his tight boxer briefs. Chris rectifies this by taking them off as he bends down to blow Tristan. They then dry off and start all over again, this time with Tristan manning the meat. Chris watches proudly as Tristan gobbles the sometimes hard piece. The oral section is kept short so that Tristan can sit on Chris and ride, burying the entire cock in him. Without separating, Chris turns Tristan to the wall and fucks him bent over, now with much better power. And, of course, we have the required bottom-on-his-back fucking that seems to be the only way anyone in porn can cum these days.
Tall dark Tony Douglas has come to the garage looking for his car, but petite tight Jake Lyons says it’s not ready. They stare at each other in a very Joe Gage kind of way (by which I mean, eternally), before chirpy Jake says, "so … you wanna fuck?” Tony grabs him and the two maul each other like the hot-and-horny youths they are. Their mouths very anxiously explore each other’s body parts until Jake finds himself on his knees exploring Tony’s crotch. Jake is a fetching little sucker, taking direction well from the dick’s owner. Jake himself possesses a lovely piece of meat and Tony handles it appropriately, though he seemed more content being adored than adoring. Tony rims Jake, though spending a lot of time actually avoiding his hole, which looks delicious, if you ask me. With Jake bent over the bed of a truck, Tony fucks him. He uses a ton of speed, none of which phases the gymnastic and stretchable Jake. The combination of speed and Jake’s backward turning, so he can stare at Tony, give this scene the sizzle some of the others were missing. At one point the two stand up, legs plants precariously on the side of the truck, a clever and rewarding position. The final position is the expected one and Jake doesn’t disappoint by waiting an appropriate amount of time before popping off, his juicy lips pursed as far as they can go.
Ultimately, the concept of the movie works, but not all of the guys do. Some just do not have the proper seasoning needed to be part of the Raging Stallion universe, but those who do show promise I hope will have a grand future.
DVD Features: Chapters; trailers ("Big Dicked Twinks!,” "Private Resort,” "Real Big Boys Measuring Up!,” "Southern Pride” and "The Wilde Bunch”); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.mannet.com )
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