This is where the job of being a video reviewer gets tricky. This feature, obviously heavy into foot-play, likely fills a niche that doesn't see too many new releases. Considered from that perspective, Foot Patrol does what it sets out to do (appeal to foot worshipers), with a pizzazz all its own. But for those of us that aren't into the whole footy thing, the "foot footage" seems to come at the expense of the more mainstream, anticipated footage. Luckily, the cast of front-line hotties helps to take up the slack and somewhat offsets the "specialty" nature of the action.
Tommy Cruise and the delightfully furry Dave Russell grace the screen for the first scene. Russell gets a little foot massage thing from Cruise prior to getting his pecker sucked. The sucking becomes mutual, but, alas and alack, nothing else happens. No rimming, no fucking, just the standard-fare sucking-and-jack-off routine.
Scene 2 showcases Rex Ruben, who we've come to know and love as Spike in other features. Apparently, some sort of exclusive licensing agreement prompted the name change for his appearance here. Oh, well, a cock that big by any other name... well, you get the idea. Ruben plays with his substantial tool solo, sometimes with benefit of a flashlight while under the covers. Not to miss out on the foot theme, he manages to suck on one of his own feet while stroking himself into a frenzy. Then he parks a foot alongside his stiff prick, driving home the image of just how big his wienie really is. He goes on to use both hands to manhandle the big fella, stroking it to the spirited blastoff that we've come to expect and love.
Devon Moore wakes up Scott Davis with a "foot job" (?) and a blow job, prompting Davis to top him. This is one of the two fuck scenes that you'll see throughout the feature, but it's a good one. Davis always seems to pull off the wayward straight boy thing well, and this scene is no exception.
The grand finale puts Emilio Sands' feet in Paul Morgan's mouth prior to the two trading suck jobs. These two pair well for the age and size differences. Morgan bends Sands over and rims his delicious butt, making for the only rim footage in the entire feature. Fuck scene number two has Sands taking Morgan's spirited fuck treatment while straddling a ladder. When Morgan blasts his load, the resulting geyser covers Sands' back thoroughly. Yummy.
"Something for everyone" this feature is not, but fans of foot action won't want to miss out here. As specialty videos go, this one is "in step" with the best of 'em.
- Burny Edmonds