A word of caution to discriminating buyer/renters. When a film does not list production credits, it is a sure sign that the video you are about to watch is evil incarnate.
Welcome to Big Boys Club 3 .
I don't remember Part 1 or 2, and that is a good thing, I think, because if I knew beforehand, I most likely would have thrown myself from the Sears Tower. After all, Part 3 just means Part 1 and 2 on a lower budget.
No plot, just three overly long scenes of torture - for the viewer.
Okay, I'll admit that there are a few scarce moments that help the film, but they are so fleeting the viewer begins to imagine that they saw them in the first place.
Mike Cezar (whom most everyone I have interviewed has wanted to work with, yet is still somehow trapped in this porn bubble) and Nick Rains are the first scene. Rains is cute but reminds me of The Illustrated Man. His entire arm is one huge green tattoo. He fucks Cezar with two cockrings wrapped around the base of his cock.
Second scene... oh, Lord, do I really have to relive it? It's a threesome with (I presume, because there's no indication of who is who in the video, so I'm going by order of appearance) Don Jenkins, Rogue and Gino Gultier. It starts out with Jenkins and Rogue exchanging some ridiculous dialogue before the sex begins and roommate Gultier enters. The queeny bottom squeals in Spanish durning the entire nailing, and, for fans of humor, well then, this is a party video. And after all that bleating, the queen still doesn't cum.
The final scene has Gultier again, with Little Steven (aka Duncan Mills). Gultier is going to paint Steven's house for, get this, $140,000!!! Now, wouldn't Steven be a little smarter to buy a new house? Of course, "Can you give me a discount or extension" (or some other such clever remark) leads to Steven climbing atop Gultier's cock for an OK scene. At least Gultier stays hard.
Unfortunately, if you had half a brain, you would have snapped the VCR off long ago!
- Jeremy Spencer