WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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All Worlds Video | 2000 | 115 |
Description source: promotional material
Sexy twins make each other! Master director Wim Hof, along with the brilliant cinematography of Pavel Nikos, push the boundaries of erotica with unbridled, brotherly passions.
This is a true story:
I know a Chinese restaurant where they give out foul-mouthed fortune cookies. The first one I ever got said "Double your pleasure, fuck twins."
Apparently director Wim Hof got the same one at some point, found the Bartok brothers in the Czech Republic, and went to work. The end result is not only a fortune come true, but also just about every wish and fantasy too as far as this superlative video is concerned.
The Bartok brothers, and don't ask me to tell you Jirka from Karel, are just plain yummy. Both are fantastic sexual performers, but their prowess here takes a back seat to the stunning heights Hof achieves in presenting them to us. There is not one extraneous moment in this video, all of them are exceedingly sexy, yes, but more importantly, this is one of the most sensually erotic tapes I have ever watched. The heat comes from the technique rather than the mere luck of a good pairing.
We first see the two lithe twins loading a hay cart before heading out to a lovely little forest. We watch them amble around for a while before the camera cuts to their clothes on a tree and only their dicks peeping out from behind the shrubbery. Their cocks are both, of course, tasty, not overly big but big enough, and shaped as though by a master carver. In various positions, with energy building to a climactic point in the first scene already, they jack themselves off to classical music. They watch each other, which must be the equivalent of doing it in front of a mirror, and seem to get more excited by that. They teasingly inch toward each other, but, and this will remain a hallmark of the video, they don't really touch. That is where "Double Czech" is more suggestive than obvious. Not until the end does the scene get really sexual, when one wraps around the other to finish his brother's task. It's very brief, but it works for them. They soon cum gobs of gooey whiteness -- yes, at the same time. The first scene sets a mood that is invaluable to the video, one of erotic delight, not for-the-camera sex or anything else similarly plot-contrived.
They Bartoks continue in the woods and chance upon Jirka and Pavel already enjoying each other. Jirka is a massive light-haired God, a huge man with an even bigger penis who services the smaller brunette Pavel. The Bartoks hide behind a tree and watch, hands on crotches before shucking their pants entirely. Jirka gives Pavel a thorough sucking, which unfurls very slowly with increasing lustful interest, something not lost on the horny brothers. A while into this, Jirka and Karel are spotted and tied to trees! Well, there wouldn't be much of a scene without them, so we soon see them licking the feet of their captors. Just this little test shows they have good tongue technique. Jailors join their jailed when the four settle in for a lively circle suck, where each man gives a blowjob he would like to receive, which means they are all impassioned. I wouldn't tell you the brothers have exactly the same talents, the dicks on Pavel and Jirka are so different, they would be impossible to attack too similarly. The four of them cum tons, but the scene is not over. Instead, the brothers are fucked in identical spoon-inspired positions. Both are phenomenal bottoms, especially the one housing massive Jirka. The sexual abandon comes flying off these couples and the scene threatens to explode when the brothers, leaned up against trees, gaze into each other's eyes and join hands. Director Hof then pulls the equivalent of twins in school by having the bottoms switch cocks, which causes a look of wonder on Pavel and a big shot from Jirka. And, for the third time in a half hour's running time, the brothers pop off huge loads.
Then the brothers encounter Martin, Libor and Jordi in another neck of these very randy woods. They spot the Bartoks; invite them over, and soon they are being sucked off by their new friends. What the guys in this video lack in physical deep throat, they make up for in single-mindedness, every one determined to please his partner so much it's positively inspiring. Soon enough, the brothers are again being rammed, by Martin and Libor, and sucked by Jordi. Again, there is a lot of unique eye contact. Since the fucking in this scene repeats its bottoms from the previous scene, something must be done to make it interesting. First, the brothers are put one on top of the other while their friends rim them together. The rimming is not deep, no tongues really go near any holes, but it is very tender. Then, they are fucked in this position by Martin and Libor. The Bartoks turn around to blow their new buddies, which causes five more buckets of cum, nice shots especially from these porn Wonder Twins, who obviously know their way around protein ingestion. But, there's more creativity to be laid upon us. The twins sit down on the same tops; bounce around a little as their dicks twirl lovingly with pleasure. Then, they do what you've been waiting for them to do; they get up, switch places, and sit down on the opposite cocks. The tops go wild. Martin, Libor and Jordi all cum wan shots again, but the brothers, you guessed it, plop out stunners.
Now, for three scenes in a row, we've had the pleasure of watching Jirka and Karel amaze their way around these woods. Though the viewer doesn't necessarily need a break, I think the boys need a milk respite. So, we follow Pavel home. It could be said that the ensuing scene is out-of-place, but in a video where all of them are serious contenders, this scene may be the best. It has such a raw sensuality, it's insanely intense without so much as a bead of sweat, and so artfully shot I found myself amazed I was still watching a hardcore porn video.
Pavel's friend Zdenek has fallen drunk on Pavel's doorstep. So, Pavel takes him inside and calmly undresses him, turning on a video camera. The next thing we see, and it's deliberately cheeky, is Zdenek waking up, so Pavel plays the tape for him. Apparently, there were some hot times in the room, and if Zdenek doesn't remember them, he will sure want to repeat them after watching. Pavel starts at slumbering Zdenek's nipples, very very gently, like flicks of air. Zdenek and his meaty kissable lips have not awoken yet, even when Pavel arches his friend up so he can massage his balls and lavish his tongue's attention around Zdenek's ass cheeks for another teasing rim. This wakes up Zdenek fully, and if your libido doesn't follow, see a doctor. Pavel slides underneath his pal for a slow-paced blowjob that fully captures the blooming of love mood this scene wants to convey. Zdenek spends a lengthy amount of time on Pavel's ankle -- a strange body part to be the highlight of the scene for sure, but it works. Mainly, it's a fantastic use of Zdenek's full lips. Then, in a position straight out of the Kama Sutra, which makes it all the more sensual, Zdenek gets fucked. When the positions change to something a little more manageable, Pavel's dick slides in and out so fully and effortlessly that you don't even need the swelling music to prove the heightened sexual power. After a 69, there is a reinsertion from Pavel. This trip is far more lascivious, which brings us to a kind of passionate sexual intensity we haven't really seen yet. After they cum again, the tape ends. But, they haven't noticed, they are too busy starting it again live. What makes this scene work, other than two out-of-sight models, is a fine sense of film technique, with shots both through the video finder and through the regular camera, with perfect angles, and with a wild coupling of two men.
Now, we come to the last scene.
To be fair, I wasn't sure how I would feel watching it. It's two brothers having sex. I won't even begin to elaborate on what that means, but what I will say is that the scene is a pleasure to watch, mainly because of how it is handled. The first three scenes with the twins were universal twin fantasy scenes, watching the guys being handled by lusty men who were enthralled by the possibilities attached to having twins. The last scene is most definitely not distant, it's full on and it's taboo, it crosses lines I suppose. However, the camera doesn't linger on obvious shots of two identical men's faces to force the taboo, it's placed where all porn cameras are placed -- near asses, near cocks, the places where it doesn't matter who is in the scene as long as the talent is there to support it. And these guys know what they are doing. I suppose also one could delve into the psychology of what it means, the fact that if twins feel the sensations of their alters (which is supposedly true), imagine what they must be feeling now! But, only the Bartoks know that. All I can tell you is that the scene is right in line with all of the other scenes is showing off young likable guys in sexual situations under the watchful eye of a director whose imagination isn't physically limited by the normal constraints.
But, if anyone is offended, the video ends on a softer note. To the strains of "The Nutcracker" (probably not the best motif for a porn flick, eh?), the brothers frolic in a pastoral lake with their friends from the third scene, splashing and diving and giggling.
The pun of the video's title is apt. "Double Czech" more than anything to me refers to the minimum number of those checks you'll be giving this video, which demands repeated viewings. The tape is so cleverly constructed and presented, with a cavalcade of perfectly chosen classical pieces as scoring, the gimmick of it takes a back seat. For me, a devoted fan of videos from this part of the world, even that took a back seat! Watch what you want of the video -- one scene or all of them, or any combination thereof -- and you will not be disappointed.
It's some of the best pornography you're likely to see right now.
Think of the twin thing this way: you'd take Jirka in a second ... you'd take Karel in a second ... why not merge those seconds, like eating a double-stuff Oreo or something? Now, what's wrong with a double-stuff Oreo?
A Video Review by Brent Blue