The opening montage will make you laugh and gasp at the same time, but stick around for some serious hosing.
Bo Garrett merrily jacks off on a collection of gas cans, disposable lighters and lit candles, not unlike a lunatic. This scene is developed (and made sense of) later in the video. We cut to the upstairs common bedroom of L.A.'s Firehouse #69, where the men are supposedly sleeping. One thing leads to another, and soon an unidentified hand is seen groping one of the sleeping men's cocks from beneath the bed. This leads to the sleeping Eric Evans misunderstanding the situation and believing that the man in the next bed (Brent Banes) was the one with the wandering hands. This misunderstanding can only be resolved by the men performing some serious cock sucking and boning on each other. They explode passionately.
Next we're in a group shower, where Fire Chief Billy Herrington fantasizes about the hottie firemen around him. In his fantasy, Steve Shannon (he with the lovely ass) struts in, followed by Gregg Rockwell and Alex Wilcox, all of whom begin to work themselves into a frothy boner-fest. The Adonis Wilcox is nearly hard as he strolls his way in casually. We focus on Shannon's perky little ass as he soaps and lathers. No one takes on positions in the rather weak fantasy, but as solo jack-off material goes, it's pretty hot. Shannon pops first, followed closely by Rockwell and Wilcox. By the time Herrington comes out of orbit (realizing that he'd imagined the whole thing), the others are gone and he's standing naked, bewildered and hard by himself in the shower. Oops. This scene could have been better if Herrington had just fantasized a group fuck-fest instead.
Soon Fire Chief Herrington is joined in his office by his psycho brother Bo (Garrett). We soon gather that Bo is, in fact, the pyromaniac from the opening montage but can't say for sure just yet, so we play along. Herrington reveals to his bro Bo that he's been troubled again with homoerotic fantasies and that he even went so far as to grope one of the sleeping men the night before (ahh! it's all making sense now). Bo tells him that this sort of thing is totally normal and to relax, then goes out to burn a warehouse to the ground.
Herrington goes off into another one of his flights of fancy, this time visualizing some rather stellar sex with his fellow firemen. Hoses for days. Falcon exclusive on loan Cameron Sage joins the fray, revealing his alabaster-white ass and ability to suck Herrington's cock all at the same time.
A myriad of other little groupings ensue, but I'll let you watch this one for yourself. It's a definite "notch better" than much of what else is out there, so grab a copy on the way home and see if you can get your smoke detector going!
- Burny Edomonds