No, no, it's not a mainstream spoof. "A Beautiful Behind" actually is a socially relevant porn flick that affects all of us who like porn. Sit down. This is important. What happens when you love asses too much? Do you start seeing them? Do you start wishing you could lick them? Or fuck them? Well, the main character of this video has that same problem. And I think we can all be thankful for that, because he shows us his fantasies and his desires and we get to see some fantastic action delivered by some of the cutest and adorable guys around.
Scott Thornton is a director who is auditioning models. The first guy who shows up is the drool-worthy Paul Johnson, a muscular hottie with the hairiest most perfect chest and a smile that is pure devil. Scott has a fantasy of getting into Paul's butt, but gets interrupted by reality and asks Paul to describe his own fantasy. He wants dungeon sex, so that slips Paul back into the netherworld of dreams. Paul is in a dungeon with the adorable Zane West, big ears, tight muscles and slim frame. There is a long introduction of Zane worshipping Paul's body through sheer adoration, which is an early and thankful highlight. The hardcore action starts with Zane eating Paul's ass. His tiny face all but disappears up Paul's rounded wonderful butt. Director Paul Goesinya's camera is all over the place in a theme of fantastic videography and it manages to keep the rim interesting for a long time. However, these guys do have dicks, so Paul goes to blow Zane as a return Valentine. Zane happens to have a big cock and Paul sucks it like a pro. Every trip down is deep-throat, but with tons of throat left for another if there were one. Even upside down, Paul can blow the heck out of this dick! Just when the blowing threatens to upstage the anal focus here, the camera zooms in on Paul's throbbing rosy ass and we know we're going back there. Zane finger-fucks Paul a little and then there is a telling shot: Zane standing behind Paul with his dick so straight it's about to burst out the top, with a condom heaving on top and his finger in the ass. A second later, Zane is fucking Paul. They have some trouble finding a rhythm initially, but then they make a wise decision, Paul gets into a sling, and the ensuing fuck is thrilling. Paul growls orders and the editing is as frantic as the fuck itself. Zane has a much easier time and the sling noises seem to goad him into giving Paul a crushing powerful fuck, must faster and more eager than before. Zane actually becomes the animal Paul is, so that Paul cums being fucked and Zane's gorgeous cock explodes right after him.
Handsome Rob Kirk, with a colorful tattoo on his shoulder, is the next to be interviewed and when he mentions he has a doctor-patient fantasy, Scott's mind goes right to that. We suddenly see Rob in a hospital gown, his butt of course exposed. Doctor Parker Williams, a tall striking strong man with a trimmed beard, enters and immediately sizes his patient up. Doing the height and weight, he manages a few pats of the ass and doing a heart check, he discovers his patient fully erect. Parker slaps on a few gloves and goes right for Rob's untanned delicious ass. The editing comes back full tilt as we see a mixture of short jabs of the finger and licks of the tongue, spiced up with a full dick-pulled-back blowjob motions. Parker is fiery and really working up to something big here. When he gets to spend actual time rimming, he's wonderful at it, burrowing his face in deep to please. Just when the action was slipping from showy and moving into really hardcore, the scene pulls itself back so that Rob can do a little work. He's given Parker's cock to blow, and does nice work on the head. Parker lowers the exam chair so that they have a nice comfortable 69 position and then proves that he was no fluke in his work previously. He sucks down Rob's dick like he really means it. Rob is spurred into action and when they switch 69 positions, he gives back the same he just got. Soon enough, though, Rob slides to the bottom of the chair so that Parker can fuck him, legs thrown in the air welcomingly. Parker acts the hell out of the part when he slowly slides into Rob and murmurs "breathe for me" to cover for what is actually a tough insertion. Parker then dances around the fuck with a cute motion that sees the head of his cock shooting in and out of Rob's ass really quickly. It's a cute unique style. Rob has a whole lot more fun actually getting on top and riding the dick, which is exquisitely captured by the camera. In fact, things work out so well that neither guy can hold his cum long into it.
The ever-luscious Jay Ross has been a bottom hero of many videos, so as soon as he shows up to be interviewed by Scott, we know his scene is bound to be a scorcher. His fantasy is to be fucked by a farmer in a hay loft. Scott can hardly contain himself when he sees Jay's butt spilling out of a jockstrap, so he gets in a few licks before the scene changes to Jay standing in the same position and costume, this time with hunky masculine Kyle Richards, sporting a very tough-looking goatee, rimming Jay. Kyle has very curious hands, always looking to squeeze a piece of ass tight, and his tongue is spry as it darts around the ass. Jay's butt really is perfect. It's so round and so bitable! Jay happens to be a world-class oralist himself, so he gets ample time to use his trademark head-jerking blowjob technique on Kyle's stiff sensationally large penis. It's a damn fat piece, but Jay, and I don't know how, manages to chomp down every last bit of it. This goes on tirelessly for a long while, with Kyle delighting in the action of his littler friend and Jay working hard to continue impressing. As for the camera, it makes sure always to give us little teasing shots of Jay's butt, since we know we'll be returning there soon enough. Finally, Jay climbs on a bale of hay and lets Kyle poke around his ass with some teasing and dry humping before allowing the real live piece to take root in his beautiful behind. Once Kyle gets in there, it's actually Jay who is off like a shot. Not waiting for Kyle to drill him, Jay does most of the initial work, proving his skills and shoving his full weight backward to Kyle, so the latter doesn't have to work too hard at all. However, that's not good enough for Kyle, who decides to trump Jay's energy with some power of his own. This means that the two titans of talent fight each other for domination, Kyle slamming at Jay and Jay squeezing back and forth on Kyle's cock. The result is a very exciting fuck, with the viewer ending up as the victor in this match. Topman Kyle ultimately gets to show his mettle solo when the fuck switches to a missionary position. Here, he just bounds away at little Jay and ends up finally winning his moment. It's a loud boisterous nasty fuck and it looks wonderful. Kyle can almost pull out fully and go right back in, no hands, without a hint of friction or pain from Jay. Both boys have admirable shots at the end.
Now, for an obsessed man, I think Scott Thornton has shown remarkable restraint. He's had all these spurred fantasies of the guys he's interviewed, but he's never really acted out in any malicious ways, right? All in all, this is a condition from which I'd be HAPPY to suffer. Dark amazingly handsome Scott, who has a fun intensity to his frat-boy face, is asleep when chiseled Gregg Rockwell, looking a little scruffy here, calls him. Gregg offers up his own ass to be rimmed and Scott jumps out of bed, hard as a rock. His own fantasy is Gregg in a lovely sweeping bedroom, and Gregg appears to him. Scott surprisingly goes for his cock first, though Gregg has a smashing ass which Scott feels up from the other side while he's blowing. Scott is a total expert, setting the mood for this scene, which is arch romanticism. With toned-down lighting, a loving less-frenetic camera and Scott, there is passion in the air. Gregg has a tendency merely to stare at himself in a mirror behind Scott, but everything else is so in synch it doesn't much matter. Soon the vision changes to Gregg on the bed, his butt in the air and ready to be wetted. Scott's tongue finally gets what it has wanted all along, which is unlimited access to ass! He even gets a treat such that while he eats his way into ecstasy, Gregg rolls on top of him and blows him. That doesn't completely work as well as expected, so instead we find Gregg sticking out his bum again so Scott can do more there, finally turning it what is perhaps the finest rimming section on a tape filled with highlight moments. Before long, it's time for Gregg to fuck wishful Scott. The fuck has an interesting start, with Scott actually sliding back slowly onto Gregg's cock instead of letting Gregg plow into him and ruin the soft moment. However, once the fuck starts, Scott is so inspired that he drops all pretense of acting and works full throttle to please his top. He squirms and fights Gregg, who seems to like that sort of thing and provides an able amiable fuck. It's the camerawork that is the truest hero, well, besides Scott, as it finds the yummiest positions from which to show off these guys. Gregg is given his shining moment at the end, allowed to fuck Scott missionary, and he keeps going with a solid pleasing topping style. Just watch Scott steal the last moments, though. When he's about to cum, he turns bottoming into a full contact sport and manages a great shot. In the end, he reaches for Gregg only to find out he's just lived his own fantasy, not a reality.
Director Paul Goesinya has given this video a title of "A Beautiful Ass" and therefore sets himself up for having to show off one after another. Instead of descending into porn conventions, he does just that. The butts here really are the heroes. Butts on both tops and bottoms! Rimming is the oral focus here, no matter how fantastic the blowjobs are, and the looks from the guys when they see the bottoms they love are priceless. When you look at the butts on the bottoms here, you can't help but be dazzled by those two white orbs at the small of the back, or the deep welcoming holes between them. You can't help but become as obsessed as the main character in the video. I mean, as butt exploitation goes, this video is outstanding!
A Video Review by Brent Blue