It's rather difficult to believe that no gay porn producer has ever used this title before -- it's such an obvious choice for a homos-in-the-military production. The best thing about "Battle of the Bulges," shot entirely in Brazil with native hunks performing all the action, is the proliferation of huge, uncut cocks. The acting is minimal, the production bare bones, and the direction is a bit static at times -- in fact, it would be a lot better if the camera had managed to catch the action from several different angles.
However, the sex is hot enough, and the men are eager to perform, with not a limp dick in sight. An outdoor inspection of the small troop is conducted in the opener, and when Private Jeff Peres mouths off at his superior officer, the multiple-tattooed Luis Rodrigues, the C.O. takes the private to an open field for his comeuppance. Make that cum-uppance. After some exploratory kissing, groping of camouflage-covered asses, and cocksucking, Rodrigues fucks Peres hard, in several different positions. Peres' ass is highly fuckable, smooth as silk and baby soft. Meanwhile, Sergeant Ricardo Gomes catches privates Beto Ribeiro and Alexandre Senna goofing off in front of a tent. Their punishment is to run laps around the field where Rodrigues and Peres are still going at it. Peres blows his load all over his tanned thigh, while Rodriguez watches.
Of course, the sight of the two soldiers fucking inspires Ribeiro and Senna. Ribeiro, who has a slight build and a cute face, tops Senna, who is a bit more muscular. Senna shoots a gusher, Ribeiro's cock buried deep in his ass, and then he kneels to let Ribeiro blow a load all over his smooth torso. The two end the scene with a tender kiss.
The next scene is creative, shot at night and even involves a military Jeep. Luis Hanson gladly goes butt-up for Gomes, even, at one point, perching on a point to make entry easier for the stud. Gomes splatters a huge load of white stuff on Hanson at the end of the scene.
In the finale, a dick-size contest between Jonas Santoro, Henrique Carvalho, and Rafael Nunes leads to more carnal action between the three. All three studs are so heavily hung that it's impossible to determine a winner, so instead they engage in a three-way fuck, with Nunes sticking it to Santoro, who in turn, fucks Carvalho. Santoro's dick stays rock-hard, even though he's being reamed out by Nunes' huge meat. At the end of the scene, cum-shots are impressively wet and messy.
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A DVD Review by Martin Cox