Okay. First things, first -- the box cover. Don't be deceived. The blond (Scott Bradley) is much taller than the brunet (Lex Milan), but that does not detract from the sizzle these two send across the screen in their encounter (the last scene). Secondly, if you see "Meat Me at the Fair," be prepared for two of the most stunning visions you have seen in a twink-flick in a long time, both of them involving Scott Bradley. The opening vignette, in which he struts onto the screen in tight jeans, a white cowboy hat, and an attitude which says "I'll fuck you in my own way." Under that hat, you get what may be a perfect morph of Troy Donahue and Robert Redford in their youth. It takes your breath away, as does the opening of the last scene where he reappears, cradling the much smaller, lighter -- and, as it turns out, much lengthier endowed -- Lex in his arms and kisses him as the moonlight filters into their room on the ranch.
Other than that, "Meat Me at the Fair" is a pretty standard, though beautifully framed, twink-flick with a twist -- it's set in the upper Midwest of America, and it really has that feel to it, especially in that opening scene when Scott is greeted by the open-faced, David Letterman-like pug-nosed blond Steven Hunter with a few words spoken in an accent right out of the Coen Brothers' classic film, "Fargo." The two are planning to go to the fair to have some fun, and the next scene finds us there with Scott and Steve meeting up with the hot little Latino Eduardo Rivera, who introduces them to Lex. Bam-boom, you can feel the sparks fly between Scott and Lex, but we have to wait a while to see what happens, because after a little cruising around the fairgrounds, the four pair off and go back to the farm.
Before we see any of them in action, we find ourselves in a barn where Derek Long and Johnny Law are already celebrating the carnival week. Derek is a spitting image of what porn star Jason Branch might have looked like at age 20, and Johnny is a wide-faced exotic bugger with an interesting tattoo over his left pec. Both are highly-sexed individuals who are in the throes of blowing each other when Eduardo and Steven drop in -- naked, of course -- to join the fun. A roundelay of sorts ensues with much sucking and licking and kissing before, surprise! -- Steven bugs out with Johnny in tow, leaving Eduardo behind to deal with Derek's massive cock. Eduardo, who is one of the cutest little Latinos around, is a pleasure to watch -- and hear -- in this scene. He and Derek have a natural attraction to each other, especially when the latter's fat, long cock is up Eduardo's little hole, in several positions. Eduardo lets us know how much he's enjoying it with yelps and gulps and gasps and cries of joy until the two spill considerable globs of twink-seed all over themselves and the straw on the barn floor.
Meanwhile, Johnny is in bed nibbling on Steven's toes (quite an in-vogue fetish these days) while Steven is on the phone with Steve Wayne, a narrow-faced post-twink who is also in bed, being preliminarily warmed up by the lips of the ever insatiable Caesar Mancini, a compact powder-keg exotic with highlights who is getting around the porn world these days. The action stays with this pair as Caesar winds up worshipping Steve with much somewhat nasty encouragement -- it appears as though Caesar is hired help lower down the scale than Steve. In any case, this is an odd coupling which works -- Caesar is a devoted cocksucker, and Steve has a sufficiently massive tool for him to slobber and dribble over for quite a long time before getting up on his knees and feeding his own compact cock to Steve in a face-fuck. They move into a frenzied 69 before Steve plumbs the depth of Caesar's luscious hole with a doggy-style rim session and then an extended doggy-fuck before, surprise! -- Caesar turns the tables and shoves his tool up Steve's ass doggy-style as well. A short fuck is followed by a simultaneous face-to-face cum session all over each other, and then Steven rudely tells Caesar to "get the fuck outta here," which is one of 50 ways to leave your lover, one would suppose.
We are now back to Johnny and blond boy-toy Steven Hunter, whom from his role so far would look like a dominant top. Not so. Even though Johnny adores Steven's toes, he needs more of this blond hunk, and so he goes after his prize -- the fattest cock in the video -- with gusto. The close-ups in this scene are terrific with Johnny making serious headway down Steven's thick, long shaft, and then, out of nowhere, flipping the blond onto his knees and shoving his own rather impressive, and unusual, tool up that tight tan-lined Midwestern ass. Johnny's cock is the centerpiece of this extended doggy-turned-missionary-fuck session. It is very long, not that thick, and skews to the right, with a shaft that extends well below the scrotum, which the camerawork shows off deliciously and brilliantly from several angles. This scene unveils a real star bottom in Steven Hunter -- who could use a little more soul in his sex to go with his otherwise natural screen presence -- and a potential fuck tool in Johnny, who really has a way with a hole when he gets his cock in it.
Now we come to the romance. Scott Bradley and Lex Milan are in the doorway of their cabin and after the fireworks end at the carnival, they kiss and start some explosions of their own. This is a couple, which on the face of it, does not work -- tall blond matinee idol Scott and short, skinny, somewhat mousey Lex -- who happens to be adorned with tattoos on each arm and across his back. Well, it not only works, it is brilliant. Scott is in total consumptive awe here -- he throws little Lex on the bed, seductively undresses him, works his way down to his boxer shorts and pulls out a promising cock with his mouth, and goes deep from the start. That's an accomplishment, because little Lex is hung -- a long, skinny cock on a short, skinny kid, and it is exceptionally massaged by Scott's ravenous lips, tongue and throat. Lex does not suck cock in this scene, but he does the next best thing -- he shoves his mouth and lips and tongue up Scott's beautiful butt and gives him one of the sloppiest rimmings you'll see on the frontier before whipping out the condom and shoving his dick up Scott's upturned ass. When Scott finds the right position -- sort of missionary with one leg crossed over -- they fuck like bunnies (very loud dirty-talking bunnies) until Lex flips Scott on his knees for a doggy-fuck for a while. Then they go back to missionary where Lex fucks the cum out of Scott, whose hot juice flows just as Lex's spurts out, commingling on Scott's pierced navel and nice abs as they kiss the orgasm, and night, away.
"Meat Me at the Fair" is a promising flick from Heartland Studios, which has brought together some potential down-the-road stars who are cock-hungry and energetic -- and vocal in their appreciation of every aspect of sex. The cinematography is terrific and the situations are believable, and if you are into this type of wholesome Midwestern kid gone sexual monster, this is one you will not want to miss.
The DVD version also includes a slide-show gallery and easy-to-navigate menus (including a very thorough chapters index, with scenes broken down by oral, anal and cum-shot sections).
A VHS + DVD Review by Bo Champion