WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Regiment Productions | 2003 | 80 |
I suspect one wouldn't have to worry about "don't ask, don't tell" if sex ruled the ranks of the military. In Paul Barresi's "Up for Promotion," the guys on the lower ranks of command get promotions based on how they perform in the bedroom. Seems fair to me, and seems to me also that the gay boys in the ranks, if they are talented like these guys, would be shoo-ins for promotion.
Blond Brad Hanson, handsome with a wide nose, reports to high-up Lee Walters, a matching attractive brunet, armed with answers to all the right questions. But, Lee tells Brad he has one more thing to do before becoming a Marine, which probably means cumming on a Marine. Brad then sucks Lee's cock, thicker than long, and does good work on it. Brad is unafraid of balls, which he sucks down with more gusto than the dick itself. Lee blows Brad as well, deep-throating all the way down the longish dick and ferocious veins. The camerawork is very helpful, as is the meaningful eye contact between the two. Lee fucks Brad as easy as you please, sliding prettily into his ass, no hands needed. It's a simple fuck, no matter the angle. Lee takes a while to warm up, waiting for the missionary position to really show is hardest work. With total spunk there, he works Brad very well. After Brad's cum-shot, Lee's goes over Brad's shoulder, a good three feet easily.
At the same time, perky recruit Jeremy Jordan, who looks almost as adorable in a sailor outfit as he does out of it, is attending to his commander, the luscious dark swarthy Jean Valjean. Jean's dick is an exciting piece for the super-talented Jeremy, a long piece with all the size Jeremy needs to impress. His blowjob isn't a let-down. Watch him constantly shift his position in order to find the best place to blow. Add to that the fact that he doesn't seem to need a breath of air and that his hands never stop pumping Jean's cock as he blows it. It's easily the best blowjob of all the scenes, with Jeremy so alert in delivering it. Jean fucks Jeremy, now finally undressed to show off all those gorgeous abs and that smooth lickable body. Jean starts out slowly -- with far less than Jeremy can handle, but I suspect this is much of a tease. So, while we wait, we have in front of us a very attractive fuck, with the two in great harmony. When they tumble onto their sides, Jean finally lets loose. Now he's pummeling the lucky bottom with a nastier fuck. It gets Jeremy to cum all over his own leg, followed by a sloppy shot from Jean all over his bottom's balls.
In another corner, Eric Estevez, a good looking Latin guy with great hair, is putting the moves on Park Wiley, a cute very intense blond, who initially protests that this is not why he studied so hard. Eric skips over that and soon enough Park spends the first moments of the scene hustling Eric out of his clothing. Park sucks Eric, who has another cock with a great hook, this one directly to the left. Park is able to navigate that curve easily, still managing to suck down to the balls. He's at his best when he's struggling for the deep-throat. Eric blows, too, although the position finds him on his back with Park over him, so it's much harder for him initially. Eric then involves himself in wetting Park's ass with a rimjob that is the highlight of their scene. Spitting into the ass and then chasing it with his tongue, Eric is on fire. He follows this brief oral interlude with a fuck that starts with crushing energy and then settles into something calm as per the other fucks around it. Park has some cute moments working himself backward on the cock, but things are best with the simple in-charge fucking from Eric. Close-ups work best here, because we get to see that even without a ton of energy, Eric is getting into Park pretty deeply. After a missionary position, both cum sitting side-by-side.
Patrick Ives, a bald hairy-chested slab of beefcake hunk, is a tad older than the rest of the participants, and experience perhaps turns him into one of the most exciting players. His charge here is Joksan (wearing a shirt that says "cadet" in case you forget), a big-lipped shaved fellow with a wiry frame and a giant cock. Bucking convention, the one dishing out the orders is the first to suck, with Patrick on his knees slurping down all of Joksan's very large dick in big gulps. He works tirelessly and is able to do a lot with seemingly breezy effort. Patrick, who is a thick muscular man, has a cock that seems natural on a body like that, one that gets awfully big near the base. There would be no way for small-faced Joksan to completely conquer it, but he delivers a sweet wanting blowjob that certainly looks as hot as the dick being sucked. Surprisingly, it's Patrick who turns out to be the bottom here. After Joksan fingers him, he fucks him, initially with a tentative speed. Joksan definitely fits his whole dick inside Patrick's open ass, but with very little power. But, when Patrick turns himself very quickly onto his back and throws his legs up in the air, Joksan comes up with a more energy and ends up using this position to impress with his topping skills, smacking at Patrick fairly hard. Patrick cums being fucked and then Joksan has a bubbly shot that seems to surprise even Patrick with its largeness.
With a minimum of dialogue (which Barresi always manages to make fun no matter how much of it there is), the eight models here are paired up very well in four very amiable scenes for a no-frills military-themed suck-n-fuck.
A Video Review by Brent Blue
As Reviewed by: Phillip Cabballa
Issue #28 - July 10, 2003
Wear your camouflaged boxers for this feature from Regiment Productions. Some talented servicemen are Up For Promotion, and they must pass rigorous testing to accomplish their goal. With strong jaw bones and tight holes, these military studs should have no trouble earning more stripes.
Brad Hansen is the first to seek a higher rank, and only Lee Walters can give it to him. Walters frees his hard member for Hansen to swallow, all the while slowly undressing himself. When he decides to return the favor Walters kneels down to taste Hansen's veined cock and flashes naughty glances as he looks up with his mouth full. Hansen won't remove his shirt, even as he's suddenly getting fucked from behind, and Walters looks uncomfortable as he thrusts. But credit Walters with a streaming cum shot that would make any commander proud.
Jeremy Jordan, the familiar cutie who's made a quick name for himself in the industry, looks especially appealing in his sailor's uniform with his head nearly shaved. He's bobbing on Jean Valjean's long dick, which resembles a U.S. grade missile. In fact, Valjean puts the ³bone² in boner (and Jordan, who covers it in spit). After a long hummer, he puts the bone into Jordan by pumping him doggie-style. Jordan's hot boy ass is very welcoming, and there's some exceptional deep penetration here. The young sailor cums first, still with a big cock in his ass, and Valjean follows by shooting a big load all over Jordan's crotch.
Eric Estevez has a sailor of his own in Park Wiley plus a big cock that curves not steadily but suddenly in the middle, and Wiley likes it. Once the initial spit bath is over, Estevez feeds on Wiley's meat before going further south to his hole. Neither model is particularly captivating here as they engage in a fuck session that looks exactly like the one in the previous scene.
Finally we meet the young cadet Joksan and the elder Patrick Ives, who's teaching the pup a lesson or two. Joksan, a smooth young stud with Latino features, also boasts a big cock that also bends abruptly in the middle. Ives shows off his own buff, hairy frame and a trademark tattoo on his left arm as Joksan falls between his legs. The kid sucks a good dick, his pierced tongue a handy accessory, and he's got a tatt of his own. What's unexpected, though, is who takes control from here. Joksan slides his fingers up Ives' ass, then fills the big man's hole. And check out Joksan's money shot - that's a lot of young spooge across Ives' chest. If you're a 40-something guy who dreams of bottoming for a 20-year-old, get off on this scene.