WARNING!
Filippo Romano
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Channel 1 Releasing | 2003 | 115 |
Chi Chi LaRue is back with an all-oral fest, this one a delicious 11-course meal chock full of hot asses. Every mouth salivates over every butt and rimming has never been so full-throttle. A blowjob is thrown in here and there, but it's the ass-munching that is the focus and the ass-munching that keeps it scorching from the first eye-glance to the final cum-shot.
Trent Atkins, who has one of the perkiest asses in gay porn, cleans up for a basketball team and finds a used jockstrap. So, he rips off his shirt and sniffs the aroma only a dirty jock can produce, then rubs it all over him, stuffs it in his mouth and exposes his perfect ass to the camera. As he's flexing the hole and showing his might, super-hunky Aussie Joe Foster, here looking as buff as any man has a right to be, finds him and starts to caress his broom handle. Joe takes Trent by surprise, sharing first the love of a good jock, and then Joe pulls out his cock for Trent to suck. Trent goes ape shit for it, in a sexy attack full of eye contact, with Trent clearly in charge. He snaps the cock, then puts the jock on it and sucks them both, you name it. Joe then goes to rim Trent, with Trent barking the orders. When Joe sticks two fingers up the ass for a little massaging, Trent reaches behind, grabs them and starts jamming them in and out with wild force. Joe locks on rimming the ass and even when Trent tries to get him to suck his cock, Joe knows that when you have Trent Atkins' ass to play with, you don't go anywhere else. After Joe has had his fill of eating glorious ass, he models his own perfect bubble-butt, and Trent snuggles underneath him to lick it, causing actual spasms in Joe. Trent is mad with the spit, using his tongue to lick it all up. He's frightfully aggressive and his noises support that. The spitting his hot! Their hands full of saliva, they beat off. Trent pops and then grabs Joe's cock to get him shooting.
Danny Vox, a dark lean guy with a forest of delicious fuzzy chest hair and a tweak-worthy nose, is getting a massage from stunning muscle boy Filippo Romano, who is every bit as sexy as his moniker. Swarthy and big-lipped, he's a keeper. Filippo wastes no time in going from a simple leg massage to butt-lick. Danny's perky ass doesn't seem to mind at all. Filippo goes wild for the ass from the onset, putting those juicy lips to work and making his whole face part of the fun, at times even mashing his arm up and down the length of the asscrack. Not a sweet rimmer, he's vibrant and passionate in taking care of the butt. He turns Danny on his back and goes to town like ass-eating is suddenly on clearance sale. Danny then buries his face in Filippo's pits and licks all around his chiseled arms, but that's only so the drooling Filippo can take a break, for he returns to using his mouth very quickly. Danny also has a man-sized cock, though it's no match for Filippo's deep mouth and Filippo only leaves his wowing throating for a trip to Danny's armpits. Well, in talking about your beautiful butts, look at the keister on Filippo! Hair just at the hole, it's as meaty as can be and Danny adores being stuffed inside of it. Filippo's eyes rolling back in his head, he gets the same treatment he just gave, with smaller-faced Danny using everything from the top of his head to his chin. Danny blows Filippo, too, the latter's abs dancing with every trip Danny makes down his dick. Danny gets Filippo to cum by chewing on his nuts and Filippo gets Danny's chest hair all messy with his cum, which he promptly licks up lovingly. Danny has a fine shot of his own as well.
Coach Parker Williams, with his wonderfully unshaven face and chest, is angry at two of the team members, incredibly handsome brunet Clay Foxe, and lip-smacking luscious goateed Victor Rios, also with a hairy torso. Parker commands them to bend over and since he's upset that he caught them not wearing regulation jocks, he cuts holes in their tighty-whities. Each guy makes his hole bigger by showing off his ass to the coach. As they smile at each other, Parker begins his probe, finally ripping off the underwear and eating the stuffing out of Clay's ass. Parker is more mindful of the benefits of fluffy asscheeks than some of the previous rimmers, grabbing and pulling them as he launches his tongue assault between them. Again, loud noises tell the story of how much he's enjoying himself. Victor brings over his finger to help, and Parker offers a taste to Victor, who of course flicks his tongue all over Clay's ass, as happy to be there as Parker. Clay and Victor hop up on the table and Parker gets to play with the wealth of ass. As the two kiss, Parker is a relentless rimmer on both Victor's fuzzy bum and Clay's smooth one. Parker gives what can only be described as a tongue-fuck, that's how penetrating it is. Clay then sucks Victor's cock with Parker egging him on, a big two-mouthful dick with a big head. When Parker blows Victor, Clay works the balls. It's finally Clay's turn to rim, going to town on Victor's ass as Parker continues the blowjob. Parker and Clay sit in chairs and Victor slides under the table to get to Parker's ass. Parker's ass is a wonderful treat for hardworking Victor, whose enormous tongue does lots of good work before sliding back under the table to get to Clay. It's here that Clay cums, followed by a bundle from Victor and a shot from Parker that nearly pokes Clay's eye out!
The finale orgy scene is almost an embarrassment of riches. Tino Lopez, a Latin knockout with the smoothest tannest skin around, big ears and chocolate eyes to get lost in, is in the locker room with Clay. Over in the showers, tattooed man's man Jason McCain is drying off while buff dark stud Arik Travis and blond muffin Scot Craven clean themselves. When Tino bends over into his locker, Clay darts for his ass, and can you blame him? A person could get lost in those cheeks. (If it's me, don't send a search party. I'll stay lost.) Jason and the shower boys get themselves hard watching Clay sprint his tongue around Tino's ass. Scott sidles over to Jason and blows him in an eager blowjob, with Arik right there with his massive boner as well. Tino gets a tasty blowjob from Clay, with Scot looking on as competition. Not to worry, everyone is doing so well. Tino manages to make receiving a blowjob the hottest thing in the world. Scot moves on to rimming Arik, who has another hairless edible muscular butt, sticking his tongue in with a passionate head-twisting lust. Jason decides to suck Arik at the same time, making Arik one lucky man. As Clay wisely returns to eating Tino's ass, Parker and Trent return to the action, two full-throttle performers about to add even more spark to an electric scene. Jason props Arik on the shower wall, his legs dangling on Jason's shoulders, with Jason eating his ass. How Jason manages this, I'm really not sure. This is dangerous and sexy as fuck. Clay is still working on Tino and Parker dives for Trent's booty. Parker brings back a hint of nastiness to the work that helps balance the sweet rims around him. All the guys stand at the lockers, asses in the air, while Parker and Jason make their way around the circle. Parker works on Scot, moving on to Tino as Jason goes from Arik to Clay. That leaves prize-worthy Trent in the center. Parker has a smush-faced whooping time in Tino while Jason hits his stride with Clay. The groans from everyone are so intense you'd think guys were getting fucked. Parker gets to Trent first, with the latter once again full of snarled commands to make his pleasure maximum. Trent then goes prone on a bench, with guys holding him down while everyone gets a taste of the ass. Scot goes, and then Arik, who has yet to eat any ass, then Jason. Now everyone has participated and done so with a top-notch butt. It's soon enough time for everyone to look deep into Trent's hypnotic eyes and cum. Trent and Jason go simultaneously, followed by Clay, Arik, Scot (who has the best one) and Tino in lovely close-up.
High praise goes to videographer Hue Wilde, who gets his camera in some tricky positions. It's often tough to catch rimming on film, but with Chi Chi's direction and Hue's camera, it emerges fully here, not a moment missed. Of course, the asses are well chosen so that there is plenty of rump to notice. To have so many glorious asses is such a treat. They are all licked clean and ready for more fantasy!
DVD features: Dolby sound; easy-to-navigate menus with a full-motion chapter index; cum-shots sub-menu (all the cum-shots edited into a special sub-menu for immediate viewing); behind-the-scenes footage (outtakes and bloopers); previews ("2nd Gear," "Starting Young," "In the Can" and "Hand Picked: Vol. 2");bonus DVD-ROM content (online photo galleries and trailers via Web browser and QuickTime player); and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A VHS + DVD Review by Brent Blue
Tail anyone? Well, if that is your dish, then this is the flick for you. Directrix LaRue thrusts out another noteworthy production from her Rascal Video label. So if you love rim jobs, you'll run right out and get this flick like the man-gina lapping freak you are. Even if spelunking isn't your favorite pastime, there is a little something for everyone in this video; well, except big, hard cocks up tight asses. However, the lack of fucking diminishes neither the quality nor the sexual tension of this production.
The scandalous doings happen within the bowels (uh-hem) of an athletic institution. Such places, being what they are, require constant upkeep. LaRue was careful in awarding the duty of janitor to the down-and-dirty Joe Foster and the stressful position of towel boy to the luscious blond bad boy Trent Atkins. Foster catches the youth sniffing dirty jockstraps while spreading his tan asshole open for the leering mop pusher to peep into. The scene almost turns into an ad for D&G or Diesel jeans as the close-ups catch the labels of the men's pants just as well as they catch their swelling crotches. I believe that I also saw a can of Coke in the background. Just kidding! Foster eventually interrupts the dirty boy, who drops his jock with a sense of bashfulness that is nothing short of endearing. The hot Aussie pulls out his flesh-colored boomerang and lets the lad gnaw on it like a teething pup. Foster then pulls the boy out of the denim that corrals his crotch and sets into sticking his face up his coochie. The boy-pussy fiesta goes on up until the moment they both release sticky hot wads of freshly squeezed nut juice on each other.
If you should happen to take a tour of this gym, you may get to see the physical therapy room where Filippo Romano will rub away all of your tensions, just like he does for the bear cub Danny Vox. Romano administers his healing touch while sticking his nose up Vox's cloth-covered rear. His shorts are quickly removed as Romano decides do use a Swedish technique upon his furry asshole. The two practice the art of hole worship on each other and finish off their demonstration with glistening pools of jiz.
Upon joining this gym, you must understand the importance of following the rules. If they are broken, you will be dealt with harshly by coach Parker Williams. We get a peek into his office as he chastises Victor Rios and Clay Foxe for disregarding the jock strap dress code. He has the two grab their ankles as he snips holes in their tightie-whities, exposing their tender dick warmers. He then orders the two to rip the seat of their britches wide open for his pleasure. Coach Williams then gives the two boys a thorough inspection, which includes fingering licking and sucking their pucker-holes. Coach Williams can't get enough as he goes from one ass to the next, buzzing with the intoxicating scent of their keesters. Rios literally becomes a kiss-ass when he dives under the table to service Williams' and Foxe's bare asses. Rios has an amazing tongue, and he wags it with great skill in this scene. Williams could be a little tighter in the bod department, but that fact doesn't harm the scene. The three form a little triangle, then beat the cream out of their meat. Williams shoots the best and hits Foxe right in the kisser with a stream of hot cum.
The tour finishes with a view of the showers. Here we get to see all the hot boys cruise each other for some casual encounters. Tino Lopez is checked out by Foxe, who also flashes a greedy glance at Arik Travis, Jason McCain and Scot Craven as they sensuously towel themselves off. Fox can't help himself any longer, and he sticks his face between Lopez's Latin cheeks. This sets off a chain reaction in the locker room. Everyone is busy sucking and licking on their neighbor. In the most athletic part of the scene, McCain lifts Travis up and pins his ass between his mouth and the shower stall. The spectacle is viewed by Williams and Atkins, who start their own little show. McCain and Williams then line all the boys up for an ass rimming. Moans and groans fill the locker room as everyone gets their slit tongue bathed. Everyone forms a circle around Atkins and takes turns eating his man muffin. After they have had their fill, the group slaps load after load of spunk on the bare-naked boy.
As a lover of ass eater myself, I did not have the sensation of having missed out on anything, being that there is not a trace of ass plunging anywhere on this disk. The sucking and licking provide enough excitement to keep you stiff through most of the flick. This movie is a testament to ass lovers everywhere and once and for all puts rimming on the map as a valid form of sexual expression. Now run along you little pigs and strap on that bib while chanting, "Mmmm mmmm, ass is good food."
- Andrew Gyette