WARNING!
Jan Fischer
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Channel 1 Releasing Electro |
2004 | 125 |
Description source: promotional material
Jan Fischer is out of jail and on the loose. Months of being locked down with hot men has given him a craving for cock and he'll do just about anything to get thrown back in the slammer!
"Lookin' for Trouble" concerns the misadventures of parolee Jan Fischer, a man so absolutely stunning he looks as if he just stepped off a runway rather than out of a prison. This Teutonic hottie has perfect hair, perfectly set mysterious inviting liquid eyes, a killer body, a cock that doesn't quit and an ass every bit as special. As the nominal star of this flick, he really earns his status with two smashing scenes, but he's nearly outdone by a cast every bit as zesty. It seems as if any one of them could easily dethrone the star in this awesome movie, but Jan carries it by giving the proceedings that little something extra, an invitation that encompasses both brutish sexuality and warm sensuality.
Jan has finally completed his parole and he's excited for the outside world, so off to the streets this good-looking man goes, back to his old ways in moments, stealing a wallet from a parked car and stumbling drunkenly into an alley where the vision that is Brandon Lee is holding court on a motorcycle. The tattooed sublime Brandon gives Jan a run for his money in the hotness department and thankfully the entire scene lives up to the promise of these gorgeous demi-gods. Brandon invites Jan to play with the bike, and the way Jan blows a handlebar is a tip-off of things to come. He finally gets to Brandon himself and after sloppy kissing, pit-licking and nipple-biting, Jan goes to blow Brandon. Jan gives Brandon a deliciously sexy sucking, with those penetrating eyes staring up at his charge the whole time. Brandon goes to work with a hefty deep-throat, Jan smacking it all the way back into his mouth, a typical ace from this amazing pro. Shot from oodles of angles to capture it all. Brandon dives into rim Jan's supple ass, jacking himself the whole time he licks and licks. He can't resist a finger or two as well and after the expert chew, Brandon fucks Jan, his own butt clenching. Brandon is all firepower, giving Jan a non-stop parade of manic thrusts, which Jan takes with stunning ease. His ass is smooth and willing. Jan plays all cool about it, which only seems to egg Brandon on. Brandon's missionary is just as exquisite, smoothly bounding in and out of Jan's velvety hole. When it's time to cum, Jan is placed on the bike, they kiss and beat off until Brandon fires away. He licks it up, and then sucks down Jan's fingers before Jan cums. "Same time tomorrow, same place," Brandon orders, but the cops arrive to find a drunken Jan and it looks like this parolee is in trouble again.
Boxy muscular blond Cade Devlin and ravenously handsome Brent Everett, who has added a hell of a lot of muscle to his still-twinky look, are still on parole, but they can't resist going to a rest stop to make some much-needed money. In walks manicured brunet Eddie Stone, who is willing to pay. Pulling out his wallet, he informs them he is a cop, but since he has only one pair of handcuffs, "whoever puts on the best show, gets off free." He orders beefy Cade to suck big-lipped Brent's cock, a monstrous piece that Cade greedily inhales. Brent clenches his abs in appreciation (or maybe for show) and then Eddie joins Cade in the sucking, both rather selfishly grabbing the dick from each other, though there's clearly plenty for both. The slick dark Eddie and the dangerous blond Cade make a nice match on this cock together. It's a swirling mass of tongues and a fight for maximum space. Brent clearly loves it, standing against a stall wall that says "deep throat or go home" (can I get one of those for my apartment?). The boys each take a toilet seat so Eddie can rim them. First he takes Cade's manly butt, opening the cheeks wide and stuffing in so far there's no need for an X-ray. Cade climbs all over the toilet so Eddie can continue his sensational tongue-fuck. He moves to Brent, who has a tuft of hair at his hole, and the rimming is no less magical. Eddie is unstoppable. Eddie sandwiches himself in the middle of the thugs, with Brent fucking him and Cade getting fucked by him. Eddie is the major player here, his balls swinging wildly as he bottoms and tops vigorously. Cade's ass is poked all the way out to receive this hearty fuck and Brent is statue-solid so Eddie can work backwards onto his cock. Eddie keeps up the pace with frighteningly good ability. Eddie then fucks Cade unimpeded by a cock in his ass. He continues scooping a large fuck into Cade, hitting him with bursts of speed and trying out all different kinds of styles. Cade then turns around so Brent can fuck him, off like a rocket and slicing through Cade with his enormous meat. Cade keeps turning around so both guys can get him again and again before the boys stand over Eddie and everyone cums. Eddie sends Brent on his way because "I want to go another round with you, blondie!"
Jan is back in jail, sharing a cell with slightly bearded rough-looking dark Enrique Velazco while guard Tristan Bennet, of the square jaw and passionate good looks, reads over Jan's charges. Jan blames his dick for always getting him into trouble. Both guys are intrigued, so Jan pulls it out. Enrique swallows it whole from the first gulp as Tristan tries to get them to stop. Enrique is in no way desirous of ceasing his super-charged blowjob, gulping and gulping. It all makes Tristan hard, so Enrique sucks him through the bars with the same result, this despite the wicked curve on Tristan's cock that could make such a deep-throat unfathomable. But, Enrique manages it. Jan finally invites Tristan into the cell and Enrique is like a pig in shit with two dicks to suck. He does them together and he does them separate, but all with such speed, as if he's going to lose one if he lets it out of his mouth for too long. Tattooed Tristan then has the guys crouch on a bench so he can rim them, starting with Jan's unbelievably hot ass. The rimjobs are as powerful as Enrique's blowing, Tristan's strong tongue lapping around Jan's hole, the latter rolling his eyes back so sexily it's off the charts. Tristan stretches his body to get in deep, his muscles dancing all over the place and the camera wisely pans down his body to see it. He moves onto Enrique and gives him the same kind of wowing attention, his tongue just slurping up acres of ass. Enrique is then placed between the men, sucking Tristan so that Jan can fuck him. Like his own ass, Jan finds Enrique's carpet-smooth, allowing the top to slide in and out with a great pace and power led by balls that demand to slap against Enrique's ass. After the savage fuck from Jan, he is turned over so Tristan can do him. Tristan slides deeply into Enrique and gives him a grinding fuck as well. His long pole has a long way to travel up Enrique's butt, but it gets all the way in there as Enrique fights to keep his mouth on Jan's cock. Everybody coats Enrique with cum, Enrique supplying the best pop of all. You can probably guess what Jan does when they all collapse in exhaustion.
Brent shows up for his final parole meeting with Patrick Downs, a guy so gorgeous he looks like he's on loan from the soap star collection, and since Cade hasn't shown up, the manly swaggering Patrick is all alone with his adorable charge. Facing the prospect of being a truly free man, and since Patrick has officially ceased to be his parole officer, Brent expresses his one desire to "get down on my knees and suck your cock." Patrick strips to reveal a hard muscular body, but he delights in licking all over Brent's just as much as he likes getting his licked. Brent makes good on his promise and inhales Patrick's cock. Those succulent lips help him get it all down as Patrick writhes happily as Brent gives him a sensational blowjob. Patrick then gets to blow, thrusting his neck into a truly astonishing blowjob of Brent, especially considering how big the cock is. But, Patrick takes it whole, even with Brent's gentle swaying at his face. Reciprocal blowing is perhaps better here than anywhere else in the film. My wish for a 69 unfulfilled, I was completely satisfied seeing Brent bend Patrick over the desk to fuck him. Brent fucks Patrick pretty hard, and he has to, because big Patrick has locked his elbows down on the desk to make Brent work that hard. This little spitfire is a scene-stealing top, knowing just how much viewing pleasure he can inflict with that strong huge cock. Full in-and-out shots show how great a bottom Patrick is, matched so well with Brent's volley of shots. Patrick then rides Brent, and his speed at taking the entire cock in one swoop is dazzling. They sit together on the desk to cum, as Patrick locks his eyes on Brent's cock and tells him to stroke it, as is prolonging the experience that is unfortunately about to end. Patrick pops big and then Brent ends with a whopper that reaches his chest.
I can't say "Lookin' for Trouble" makes me want to go through the parole system, but if every parole officer looked liked Patrick Downs and every ex-con looked like Brent Everett, Cade Devlin and especially Jan Fischer, I might reconsider.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; safer-sex public service announcement; trailers ("Little Big League" and "Manhandled: A Latino Gangbang"); and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
Rascal exclusive Jan Fischer, pouty-lipped and sulky, is about to finish his parole, but he can't stop -- all together now -- "lookin' for trouble." Neither can fellow malcontents Cade Devlin and Brent Everett. Writer/director Doug Jeffries has turned out a modestly entertaining story populated with perhaps the sexiest roster of exclusive models since Falcon's Mike Branson/Jeremy Penn/Jeff Palmer menu of the late '90s.
When Jan Fischer is dismissed by hunky parole officer Patrick Downs, he promptly jacks a wallet and buys liquor, then cruises a leather-clad, hog-straddling Brandon Lee. "I like your bike," he purrs. "You like it? Come over here and touch it," orders Lee. Now that is a come-on you can't refuse. They trade blow jobs, Lee fingers a compliant Fischer and then plows him atop the bike. Lee's confident sexuality and butch demeanor clearly revs Fischer, who responds eagerly to Lee's tongue, fingers and cock.
After a stern warning from Officer Downs (who picks up on Everett's come-hither sparks), the second scene features a bit of nicely staged and filmed B-roll with Everett and Devlin carousing around a rundown Los Angeles neighborhood. Devlin's buffed-out football player's physique is anchored by a pair of glistening, plush asscheeks that beg to be stuffed with cock. Peroxided hair and brow piercings add to his bad boy persona. Everett brings with him Internet infamy as a frequently downloaded masturbatory object of lust thanks to a recent Freshmen magazine layout (he was eventually named "Freshmen of the Year"). Everett is small and well-proportioned, with clearly defined ribs and sixpack, not to mention bee-stung lips, tight butt and an impressively large penis. He's a top only here, but his youthful demeanor and enticing ass beg for a bottom role beneath a confident Daddy.
He and Devlin are kicking around a bathroom, waiting for a mark when Eddie Stone enters in a shirt and tie, clean-cut and ready for the pages of GQ. Stone has a surprise up his well-tailored sleeve, however, and orders Devlin and Everett to impress him with their oral skills. He then lines them up for a bit of rimming that could have gone longer considering the lovely butts on display. Stone fucks Devlin up against the urinals, then Everett makes it a daisy-chain as he slips his dick into Stone. Afterwards, he and Stone pass Devlin back and forth until they shoot their wads.
Scene three is your classic prison cell scenario. Fischer, picked up for public drunkenness and other petty crimes, is thrown into the clink with adorable Latino pup Enrique Velazco. They're overseen by pushy prison guard Tristan Bennet. When Velazco starts to suck off Fischer, Bennet orders them to stop without success. So he joins in. What else could he do? Fischer and young Velazco spark together and share solid eye contact throughout kissing, blow jobs and as Fischer slips his cock into his partner's tight ass. Like Brent Everett, Velazco is a confident, cocky pup who clearly knows his stuff. He and Fischer easily handle the sexually intense Bennet when he makes their pairing a threesome.
The final scene has Everett returning to continue his seduction of parole officer Downs. Clean-cut Downs is preppy handsome and cute in an uptight sort of way, but Everett quickly heats him up. Their chemistry feels genuine as they passionately make out and progress to sucking each other's cocks. I would have preferred to see Downs bend Everett over his desk, but it's the older guy who submits to Everett's wicked erection. His moans and groans are alluring, so it would appear Downs had no complaints, nor would Everett, seeing as he coats his smooth chest with an impressively wet and sticky load.
Bennet, Downs, Fischer, Lee and Stone are all exclusive to Chi Chi LaRue's Rascal Video and Channel 1 Releasing, to which Electro Video also belongs. It's quite a bunch of hunky gents, and director Jeffries puts them to good use. I'm looking forward to more of the model-handsome pair of Eddie Stone and Patrick Downs myself, although who would kick any of these men out of bed?
- J.C. Adams