WARNING!
When either you're the pioneer of what you do, or the best at the specialty, your fans can either forgive you or denounce you if you come up with a product that's a bit below par. Such can be the case with S.E.V.P., the Swedish company that has raised the oral cum-shot to such a standard that producers everywhere, especially in Europe, are scouring lands near and far for willing cum-eaters. In the case of "Sex Around the Clock," however, the slow-paced sexual encounters early in the flick are more than counterbalanced by the exceptionally hungry mouths and the rapid pick up of pace later on, so that this, like most other productions from this company, leaves you satiated at the end. Just remember that the dialogue sucks (faux English), and sometimes the guys play to the camera. But, otherwise, wow!
We have a wide variety of humpy Euro boys on a small pleasure boat somewhere seeking any and all opportunity to eat dick, fuck ass and swallow cum. Our first couple consists of a dirty-blond standing against the deck rail and a shorthaired brunet looking for fun. Both are in their early 20s, slim and hung. The brunet approaches the blond, gives in, and drops to his knees to serve his friend. They exchange slow blows until the brunet takes his mid-sized bare cock and shoves it up blondie's hole. During their vigorous fucking, another guy spots them from the poop deck. He's a very handsome dude with dark curly hair and long sideburns. He stares at them as a skinhead type approaches him from behind and starts kissing him. The two then turn their attention to the first couple who are about to cum. The brunet cums first in a classic shot, the blond is kneeling before him, mouth agape, waiting for an eruption that he takes full in the mouth, and then spends a good deal of time cleaning up by swallowing the other guy's cock whole. When the blond cums, it's onto the face of the brunet, some of it slipping into his mouth, and then he grabs his buddy by the back of the head to shove his gooey rod in his mouth.
Meanwhile, back on the poop deck, the other two are into their scene, and how different it is in approach and pace. Both wear cool shades, and the guy with the sideburns is especially hot (he has a great set of fuzz-covered abs). Skinhead strips off his jeans, takes his long skinny hard rock of a cock for an oral cruise, and then offers his own meaty rod for a taste. Both are great cocksmen and they finally whip off their shades for more exotic entanglements. Mr. Sideburns is the bareback top, first setting his ample dick into Skinhead's hole doggy and missionary, before offering his own tight butt sidesaddle to his buddy. In the middle of this position, a ripped swimmer type in tight orange shorts shows up (he's the cover boy), his cock straining to get out of his trunks. "Come here, baby" says Mr. Sideburns, and takes swimmer's cock down his throat. After a minute or so, an enormous giant shows up, perhaps the tallest guy I've ever seen in a gay video (looks like a middle European basketball player) and he drops to his knees to suck on Mr. Sideburn's swollen head. But the latter and Skinhead are ready to pop and slip away, Mr. Sideburns sending a stream of cum all over Skinhead's face, which is then licked up and swallowed -- cock and all. Skinhead returns the favor in a slow-mo series of spurts that cover his buddy's face, goes up his nose, and slips between his lips.
Meanwhile, Swimmer and Giant are kissy-facing and sucking away, they look like they're really consumed with each other. Both are hung and hard (nice to see a big guy with an appropriately-sized dick) and both know what to do. Swimmer preps Giant's hole with a sharp three-finger-fuck before sending his rod up the big guy's tight hole, growls of climactic anticipation ringing across the waters. Giant then rolls off the bench and onto his knees, opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue for an extensive and thick stream of goo from Swimmer, licking it up and then grabbing hold of the creamy cock in his mouth and swizzling it clean. He then dumps a sweet load onto his buddy's eager tongue, and the uncut dick is taken deep for a cleaning.
Dinner time finds a bevy of beauties gathered round the table, and a Mediterranean looking guy (looks a little like Latin American porn star Jeff Palmer), gets up and moves to a guy who looks Baltic, kisses him, and takes him outside where they begin their tryst in the moonlight. The darker guy sucks the pale guy's dick and then bends over for a bareback poke, nicely filmed from behind, setting off the pale guy's hairless ass against the darker guy's hairy legs and hole. They fuck in four positions on three different pieces of deck furniture, and then they take each other's loads in the same way: open-mouthed for a little cum, and then taking the spurting cock into the mouth and sucking the cum down.
Back in the dining room, a dirty-blond jock and a taller classically beautiful brunet eye each other while bussing the table and throw themselves at each other in the heat of the moment. The blond sinks to his knees, pulls his buddy's hard dick out of an unusually designed G-string and proceeds to give the most appealing blow of the flick. Literally breathing in cock with every bob of his noggin. His new friend soon returns the favor by tossing him on the dining room table and eating his balls, cock and hole. But the jock is insatiable, flipping off the table to eat some more cock before being brought up, bent over, and fucked. No edit. Pure bare cock slipped into the butt in a perfect segue. This is the best fuck of the movie. The skinnier beauty pounding the fabulous wrestler's ass of the jock before pulling out and bending over to receive the jock's cock shock, first standing, and then riding in a back-to-front position on a chair. The beauty then dismounts and shoots a wicked load into the jock's waiting mouth. The jock spits it back on the cock, and then takes the whole load and cock for a total tasty cleaning. Jock guy spills a smaller load into his buddy's mouth, but the beauty does a great job of licking, eating, swallowing and eventually drying the rod off with his mouth.
The next morning out on the deck the brunet who opened the movie and Mr. Sideburns have gotten themselves into a mutually gratifying encounter. They suck each other briefly before settling on a deck chair where Mr. Sideburns mounts his prey missionary, by invitation, don't you know, as he's finger-fucking him: "Stop, and fuck my ass," moans the brunet, and again, without an edit, in goes the cock. They fuck missionary, doggy and cowboy, until the brunet blows his load all over Mr. Sideburn's face and mouth, then swallows the dripping cock whole. Mr. Sideburns then dumps his load straight down his buddy's open mouth, and they end the movie with a cummy, clammy kiss.
Starts slow, ends with several bangs.
S.E.V.P. scores again. Prosit!
A Video Review by Bo Champion