WARNING!
Johnny Hazzard
Joshua Adams
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Channel 1 Releasing | 2005 | 120 |
Rob Romoni runs Sex-o-Tronic, a fantasy fulfillment service. And word-of-mouth is good, it seems, as half of this delicious cast is in his waiting room at the start. As it continues, each will get to live out his sexual dreams exactly as he wishes. The cast is an interesting multi-cultural mix and each scene has a completely different feel to it, adding up to a sizzling little flick.
The first to try the system if an unrecognizable Johnny Hazzard as the ultimate porn nerd (glasses, plastered hair and a tightly buttoned shirt ... and pleated pants) who wants to be a "rough boy." Once in his room, he is immediately transformed into hot-hot Johnny, complete with his dazzling array of tattoos and all his sexual ooze. He finds Joshua Adams waiting for him, an imposing hairy stud with facial hair, tats and nipple-piercings. Johnny somehow knows exactly what to do, grabbing and licking at Joshua. Joshua quickly forces him down to his cock and Johnny gives it a spectacular deep-throat. The sex monster in him has awakened and he doesn't disappoint it. Joshua wants what is inside Johnny's tight leather pants badly, but he teases by licking through the pants and dry humping before they are removed. Under them is a leather G-string, but Johnny's ass is exposed, so Joshua gives it a full-tilt rimming. He bends Johnny in half to get in as deep as possible and the comfortable smile Johnny wears seems to say that Joshua's excellence is well felt. Joshua buries his head in Johnny's crotch giving him a deep-throat with the same overwhelming energy. Johnny has a tough act to follow rimming as well as Joshua, but he manages (he always does). "Rough boy" he is when Johnny bends over to have Joshua fuck the hell out of him. Johnny gives him a stubborn stance to make him work harder, and Joshua does. It's fast and nasty, with some butt slapping and lots of big panting. Joshua only gains momentum as he continues, Johnny again grinning. Since this is a fantasy, why not open it up to all possibilities and have the guys flip-flop? That's just what happens when Johnny slowly slides his way into Joshua. It's an easy win for Johnny, so he pile-drives Joshua eagerly. Nose to nose, Joshua cums and then blows Johnny into a blast.
Mild-looking and bright-eyed Chad Thomas is an immigration officer. He's a repeat customer, and when his fantasy begins, he's suddenly wearing prison orange and is inside a cell. Strapping black officer Randy Gunz comes to his cell door with a hardon very noticeable below his holster. Chad has a needy sexually rapacious look on his face and there is no way he's going to let this fantasy go by without complete contentment. Especially when he wraps his mouth around the gargantuan cock Randy is packing. Biting at the foreskin, Chad starts off with a gritty focused blowjob. His gagging is quite real and very hot. The camera is right at Chad's face and it makes the sucking even more intense. When Randy finds his way into Chad's cell, Chad is on the bed, legs in the air, ass puckering and begging. Randy takes a poking pink tongue to it as Chad dexterously works his sphincter. Randy doesn't forget Chad's long cock, but the ass-munch seems a favorite. Chad reaches from behind and all but pulls Randy's dick into him, but Randy is in soon enough, and very deep. Pushing with the full weight of his muscular body is simple for Randy, but it slices through Chad powerfully. Randy is a digger fucker, scooping his way in and out of Chad's untanned ass, and Chad roars in delight as the quieter top does it. Chad sits himself on Randy and the insertion shot is fearless, which is a good word to describe the rest of Chad's self-skewering. Chad cums still riding and then Randy drips one onto Chad's chest. It sure seems like another successful round for Chad Thomas.
Blond-tinted Theo Blake is a New Yorker who is "on a tight schedule." This urbanite has a cowboy fantasy and he ends up wearing a welcome smile and a cowboy hat when he meets goateed Daniel Duarte chewing on a piece of hay with bales aplenty behind him. Theo goes right for Daniel's hairy chest, licking at the pits and nipples before the two are fully undressed. Theo had been in the waiting room wearing far too much clothing and naked he reveals a beautiful body with perhaps the flick's most bubbly bitable butt. Within moments, Daniel has his fingers and tongue in it, wasting no time getting to the best part. The great ass sucks in two fingers with no problem and then it's Theo's turn to start nibbling and tongue-fucking Daniel. His hairy ass welcomes the feverish licking. Daniel attempts a blowjob, but he can't keep his fingers and tongue away from Theo's ass. It's inevitable that his hooked cock will end up in Theo and when he does, it's with noisy butt-slapping power. Theo's delicious rump looks even hotter with cock inside it, and he seems completely thrilled with Daniel in him to the balls. And Daniel knows he has a sublime ass to play with, keeping his hands cupped around the perfectly muscled cheeks. Daniel mounts Theo powerfully, burying his head in Theo's neck and slamming away into him. Theo then throws a leg up in the air and lets Daniel take him missionary. If possible, Daniel has an even smoother ride to provide here. Daniel has an impressive shot and then fingers the absolutely adorable Theo to his popper.
"Maybe I should try this out once," Rob says to himself. Why not be more than the Sex-o-Tronic president, why not be a client? The brunet beefcake heads into the fantasy chamber and finds himself wearing a barely-there rubber singlet with big muscle boys Jordan Vaughn and Marc Williams to play with. Tattooed compact Jordan is almost bursting out of his singlet, but I can't believe brown-skinned Marc could even fit into his! All three cocks are dying to breathe, making large impressions in the rubber as the guys feel for each other's. Rob's, under his trademark bulldog tattoo, is the first out, and Marc is on his knees pronto to deep-throat it aggressively. Rob occupies himself by licking at Jordan's armpits and playing with his bulbous ass. Rob joins the to-the-balls sucking club when he takes on Jordan with Marc thrusting against Rob's rubber-contained ass behind. Jordan's ass is completely smooth, and Rob's drool wets it up good. The statuesque Marc is still behind Rob, drizzling spit onto his cock and waiting for his turn to get inside someone's ass. He contents himself by licking at Rob's hairy hole, giving a similar tongue-fuck to Rob's in Jordan. Marc may be quiet, but he's a spitfire, climbing underneath Rob to suck him and using his full head to help the rimming. Jordan gets to fuck Rob, with Marc dangling his large cock at Rob's face. Jordan fucks with a boyish desire, a tad awkward, but plenty deep. Marc is pure excellence when he fucks Rob, pushing hard at Rob's meaty ass with notable heft. Jordan creams on one of Rob's massive pecs and Marc spills on the other. I think after Rob cums, he understands the pull of his company.
Until sex fulfillment palaces like this one pop up in a neighborhood near me, I'm going to have mine satisfied by the ideal studs in "Hardware."
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; safer-sex public service announcement; trailers ("Bolt," "raw Footage," "Köllide" and "A Night at Bruno's"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue