Surely if sparring with my school chums had been anything like the boxing shenanigans in "Collision Course 2: Seduction of a Boxer," I wouldn't have retired my training gloves so quickly. With their sneakers squeaking off the mats in the center ring, and the men who make up the cast of this film had me utterly knocked out before the first bell. Can someone please get me a membership at whatever gym director Csaba Borbély is scouting his models?
This humpy wolf pack of boxers is now under Rogerio Mateo's austere direction. Anxious to turn his athletes into fighters, he subjects them to a rigorous training, so rigorous that some wonder to themselves if they've got the stuff. Enrico Latimore and Jay Avedon obviously would rather be duking it out one-on-one. Blood roiling, they pounce on each other the first chance they get. Exquisitely tan, tattooed and muscular, it's a treat to catch an eyeful of these two. The last thing you'd expect is tenderness, but soft kisses and caresses are peppered throughout their lovemaking. Completely smooth and sculpted both, their bushes trimmed with care. Between blowjobs, Enrico and Jay take long moments to admire the other, moaning approval as they stop to give each other handjobs. And have erect cocks ever looked so luscious? Below the belt, both are packing some serious pricks -- fat, long and sumptuously uncut. Enrico tops Jay right inside the center ring, laying his loving opponent flat on his back for a full-on anal assault. Jay's heavy cock stays steely stiff the entire time he's getting cornholed, all the encouragement Enrico needs to keep on doing what he's doing. One of the best views of their session is when Enrico grips Jay's ankles and spreads his legs wide. With an intricate tattoo covering the upper two-thirds of his well-developed back, he epitomizes power while he's fucking. Too horny to be serious boxing contenders, Jay and Enrico have the sex thing mastered.
Helmut Müller and Andreas Harris are certainly more desirous, eagerly hoping that their various stats are competitively in order. They are sent to assistant coach Emerson Morales for a weigh-in, but before they step on the scale, Morales insists that the ambitious boxers prove their worth. Gruff orders are given, and as the camera pulls back, Helmut and Andreas are in the middle of a volatile 69 position on the coach's office couch. Between bobs and licks on the cock they're each working on, Andreas and Helmut throw questioning looks to Coach Emerson, hoping to gain some small nod of approval. And while Emerson's face remains stoic, he's flogging the hell out of his own cock while he watches. He's rail-thin and hairy, almost the anti-Borbély model, but no less appealing to the two trainees taking turns on his cock. The trio ties itself into a fuck pretzel, a tight knot where Emerson fucks Andreas while Andreas fucks Helmet. The fucking here takes on a certain circus sideshow quality as the three shift into different physical arrangements, all with the same end result -- Emerson fucking one guy while that guy fucks the other.
There aren't nearly enough redheads working in gay porn. Alfredo Castaldo, a beautiful European with orange-gold colored hair and massive muscles is an explosive standout, simply by virtue of his hair. Speeding fast on the heels of the last three-way is another -- Alfredo indulges in some locker room R&R with impossibly stacked Enrique Gardinelli and square-jawed Ivan Mironov. Alfredo can't help running away with the show. Director Borbély makes sure of that by having this fiery stud stand apart, masturbating while he watches Ivan fuck Enrique. When Ivan puts Enrique on his back, Enrique props his hand behind his head, exposing a hairy armpit ripe for tonguing. He's an unlikely bottom, his backside so packed with muscle you wonder how any top could get to the center. Alfredo stands over the pair while they're fucking, gripping his cock with two hands. Enrique's solid ass is a temptation that Alfredo simply cannot resist; he takes over where Ivan left off, slipping inside Enrique and tickling his guts. They stand apart and watch each other jerk off. The cum-shots throughout the film are consistently good, but something about Alfredo's cream, thickly coating his red cockbush is worthy of a blue ribbon.
The final round is another three-way. Coach Rogerio Mateo is determined to whip the most junior boxers in the group, Kim Walker and Mauricio Roselli, into serious shape. His training method is unorthodox, but the results are stellar. While Mauricio watches from the corner of the ring, Rogerio demonstrates technique by lifting one of Kim's sinewy legs and inserting his impressive training tool into the young athlete. The coach steps aside, giving Mauricio an opportunity to demonstrate his skill. Kim is in pig heaven, eagerly accepting his coach and then his buddy without as much as a whimper. The workout isn't complete without some cocksucking instruction. Kim takes on Rogerio and Mauricio, gripping both their dicks, one in each fist. He demonstrates a hearty bob-and-weave technique, popping one cock in his mouth and then the other. Mauricio then stands in for Kim, imitating what he's seen while a very stiff coach beams with pride.
Borbély is consistent here, only putting A-list men into the ring to spar. With quick transitions between the various set-ups, there's barely time to catch your breath before the next round begins. Flashy satin shorts, gloves and couture boxing boots add authenticity to this sports-themed flick.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; interviews (from "Getting It at the Rave" and "Double Delights"); trailers ("Collision Course 1: The Big Blow," "Legion of Muscle," "Muscle Car Club" and "Double Delights"); and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent