Cover charges are only for getting into a bar. To get out of a bar, it takes even more than a few bucks. In the case of "No Cover," it takes the ability to satisfy the employees, a bunch of randy studs who aren't so easily placated. Only the hottest customers will do and the doors are locked to their exit until they complete their missions. The payment going out of this bar makes the payment going in absolutely worth it.
It's past closing time at the Faultline ( http://www.FaultlineBar.com ) and Jeremy Hall is dead to the world. Luca DiCorso thinks he and Jan Fischer should wake him up and call him a cab, but Jan decides to "wake him up and forget the cab." Luca doesn't argue. Jeremy is a very muscular guy with an absolutely gorgeous cock. The bright-eyed Jan and dark piercing Luca, sporting a tad of stubble, gently massage him and since Jeremy seems to sleep with his uncut dick fully hard, Jan is able to suck it very easily. His beautiful lips wrap themselves around the piece and give it the tenderest suck, a mood shared by Luca when he joins Jan to help deep-throat. The two suckers are drenching it in sensuality, working slowly and building a burn that is so hot. Sleeping Beauty does eventually wake up to find the two princes on his dick, which he encourages to continue without a fight. Shared sucking has rarely looked better than it does with Jan and Luca. After oodles of time spent on his cock, Jeremy decides to play as well, blowing Luca as Jan continues on him. Jeremy hits the floor so that he can suck Jan and Luca in luscious thanks for what they did to him. The oral work here is beyond reproach, with the mood changing from the arch tease of the beginning to the total lust displayed by Jeremy. Jeremy is bent over a pool table so Luca can lick his ass, which is caught in glamorous close-up as the long tongue digs in deeply. Next, it's Jan's turn to revel in Luca's licking, and his meaty muscular cheeks are the perfect spot for workaholic Luca. Let's not forget that Luca has a hot butt too, so Jeremy goes slashing his way through it with a face on a tear. He's a rimming monster. After so much oral delight, it's amazing these guys have enough left in them for fucking, but I wouldn't expect anything less of these three wonders. Luca fucks Jan, going at him with a solid rhythm while Jan brays in pleasure. Jeremy encourages Luca to pound him harder, but remember, when Jan and Luca are at work, there is a different mood than Jeremy's blasting fever. Jeremy joins the boys, doing Luca with power that is just as expected. In deep and in hard, plowing ahead at Luca as the bottom rests his head on Jan's pillowy butt. Jeremy then fucks Jan, gyrating about his ass with the same fierce intent, his tight balls slapping against Jan's cheeks. Luca lends a hand and jacks off the bottom, trading it soon for his mouth so he can suck off Jan while Jan continues to get plowed. Luca has a gigantic shot watching the fucking, which Jan duplicates getting fucked and then Jeremy finishes last. Moral of the scene: it pays to be the drunk left passed out in the bar when it's closing time!
Also employed at the bar is Benjamin Bradley, a spectacular young man. His gorgeous face has a bit of the attitude that a seedy bartender needs, but one suspects that his day job would involve anything with lenses and lighting. His body is as tight as can be, bulging in the right places without being out of proportion at all. He's just one of those guys who couldn't look bad on camera. Now that I've shown my cards, back to the action. He goes to the bathroom where Trey Casteel is jacking off on the can, apparently waiting for someone to join him. This butch ripped brunet with the big cock knows that Benjamin's full lips are made for sucking. But, Benjamin is the ultimate tease. With Trey beating off only feet away, he doesn't rush over, instead sucking his fingers with a feeling that promises Trey something grand to come. Frankly, I could have watched these two flawless bodies, bathed in dark light, stand and regard each other for hours, but that wouldn't be fair. Eventually, Trey grabs a hold of Benjamin's cock and sucks. Trey gobbles right down to the bottom, with Benjamin's hips face-fucking him, his upper torso completely still (now that's muscle control). Trey is all mouth on Benjamin, but when it's Benjamin's turn to suck, he doesn't get to it immediately. With all the time in the world to spend on his Restroom Romeo, he starts at Trey's mouth and licks all over, doing particularly excellent work in Trey's armpits, keeping Trey so tense. Eventually, he does place those succulent lips on Trey's cock and digs in with a blowjob living up to all the promises his teasing has made. His head snaps around as he deep-throats, his hands massaging all over Trey as he goes. Benjamin is in full control of the back-and-forth sucking and then throws Trey's legs up so he can lick at his ass. Out pops his tongue as it lavishes lust all over Trey's hairless hole. Benjamin's world-class buns are then invaded by a spitting Trey, who knows what a prize he has and attacks it appropriately. Since Benjamin is already in position, ass out, Trey fucks him. It doesn't take much for a strongman like Trey to send a cock shooting deeply inside, and with one arm pinned behind him, he aces a jackrabbit piercing. Benjamin's ass has the exact right tightness to fit Trey's cock and make him work up a sweat. Remember Benjamin's hip-grind from the face-fuck? It returns when he fucks Trey. With the sexiest smallest of motions, he's able to get all the way in, and once comfortable, opens up with a loud hard crashing pound, full of gyrations that would made a dancer jealous. He slams his way into Trey sideways, with hard thrusts each time, rocking the bottom. Staring up at Benjamin doing such good work could have made Trey cum quickly, but he takes his time and finishes with Benjamin inside him, then jacking off his top to a thrilling climax.
Compact Lex Sabre is still left in the bar as Jan wipes things down. Long-lashed brunet Lex doesn't have to leave, claims Jan, and why do we think that is? With no one else around, he wants Lex alone for some barroom cock and tail. Jan, the panther-like aggressor, as stealthy and quiet as possible, gets Lex all heated up with some kissing and Jan goes to work on Lex's pierced nipples. Wearing the black shirt that the employees in this bar do apparently means you have to subscribe to the tease, and Jan drools all over Lex's cock, while it's still in his pants, creating a wet spot that demands Lex stays until it dries. Even then, Jan is in no rush to get to the dick itself, licking around Lex's pubes and all the way up to his mouth to prolong the ecstasy. Of course he eventually gets to the dick, a wowing long piece that requires an expert along the lines of Jan. Flexing his lips for an extra few millimeters, he's able to deep-throat the entire piece, which has Lex delighted. So does Jan's particular attention to the uncut tip of Lex's dick. Jan has such mastery of this scene that Lex can relax and not have to do anything but enjoy. Since the somewhat scrawny Lex has that awesome dick that Jan adores so much, Jan unleashes all of his sucking tricks on it, perhaps inventing one or two in his long-lasting suckjob. Inevitably, Jan does have to rest his mouth, so Lex sucks his imposing pole. Though technically adept, Lex lacks the wide-eyed wantonness of his co-stars, rushing about when there is nothing but time to spare. The superb pacing returns when Jan eats Lex's hairy ass, jiggling his face around the hole, from the tip of Lex's cock to way deep inside. Super bottom that he is, Jan is made for a cock like Lex, and when Lex fucks him, the scene stays in high gear. Lex now seems to understand the mood here, and doesn't rush anything. He's hard and penetrating, with Jan cooing heatedly, but he saves himself for all the time it will hopefully take. I suppose sharing a scene with hottie Jan would make anyone confident, but Lex knows his dick is his, well, ace in the hole, and he's a strong top. Jan grabs hold of the scene again to ride Lex atop the bar, skewering himself with the full length of it until Lex stands over him and drops a shot on him. Jan then drips one out himself and another customer has been fully served.
Big strapping Tyler Riggz, a new cop on the beat, enters the bar after closing, there to check things out. Benjamin doesn't hesitate before falling into a seductive pose and offering goateed Tyler the same service he does to all the flat-foots who enter his bar. Kissing is certainly one of Benjamin's specialties, and his lip-locking with Tyler is a great start. He then licks his way down Tyler's hairy sprawling chest, popping back up to Tyler's mouth for generous unleashings of his tongue all over. Benjamin kneels in front of Tyler and takes a page from Jan's book about sucking through the jeans, but one-upping him in getting rid of Tyler's belt without using his hands! With the fat dick at his face, he turns on the oomph and gives Tyler a most resounding blowjob. He's absolutely fearless as he gobbles cock, his hands stretched up Tyler's torso and down his legs to keep as many body parts tingling as possible. Being fearless means not minding the gag, and he gulps until he does, but never lets the cock loose from his mouth. Tyler places Benjamin on a table so he can suck him, giving the star a bit of time to recover. He doesn't do "relax" very well, pulling Tyler to his face for kissing during the blowjob. The camera keeps Tyler's giant-headed dick in the picture at all times, especially since Benjamin is constantly reaching for it with a wet hand. Tyler spices up his blowjob by rubbing Benjamin's cock around his hairy chest, which the feisty Benjamin loves because it keeps him more active. Tyler has a hearty time eating Benjamin's butt, doing an intense job at the hairless altar right there in the center. Benjamin returns to active work when he rims Tyler, a delightful chore considering those massive muscular cheeks to part. Vigor is his game, and his to-die-for face looks even hotter, if possible, stuffed inside an ass. With his thighs staunchly planting himself to the ground, Benjamin stands up to receive a fuck from big Tyler. Once again, that absolutely perfect tight hole wraps itself just so around the invading cock and makes the top work at getting deeper inside. Of course, Tyler is a powerhouse, so he has no issue here. Even better is a missionary fuck that allows them both to watch their collectively wondrous handiwork. Tyler keeps one hand on Benjamin's cock as he gives him a ceaseless thrusting session. Tyler eventually pulls a cum-shot out of Benjamin, then pulling out for his own, dropping it right on his badge. Looks like the bar won't ever be raided, even if the bartender will be.
There's a beautiful economy to "No Cover," and a few of the guys get to work double time, and the scenes can be longer and fuller. I got the feeling that not a lot of editing was needed here, that the sex as seen is the sex that was. Benjamin (rattling off some of his best work ever) and Jan, doing two scenes each, deserve every minute of their screen time, the control mechanisms for this sturdy sumptuous film. As usual, Chi Chi LaRue has put a specific stamp on this movie, making sure that the mood is followed from beginning to end, and this time it's what boys will do when there are no time limits. He seems to be begging the viewers to remember that as the clock ticks at your favorite bar, perhaps it's not best to rush into a hook-up before the doors are locked. Get locked in and see what happens.
DVD features (2-disc set): Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Wrong Side of the Tracks," "2nd Inning: Little Big League II" and "Boot Boy"); behind-the-scenes featurettes (preparations for and footage of photoshoots, much fun with make-up artist Domini, Chi Chi directing, which is a treat because he really knows what works so viscerally, flubs, models goofing off); photoshoots; Jan Fischer's Hollywood Video Diary (Jan packs a lot into this: wig-shopping with Chi Chi, saved by a phone call from singing Neena, tooling around Hollywood, ambling this way and that around the Channel 1 offices, having a photoshoot, actually filming and watching a little bit of his fun personality); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue