We've all been to the slammer before (what, you haven't?), so we know what to expect when two hot Eastern European convicts show up to serve their time. When the two hot cons look as hot as Rick Bauer and Adam Gervay, they become someone's bitch about five seconds after they're shown to their cell. But here, there's even more: the lawyers, cops, interrogators, bailiffs, and even the judges get some action. It's like a gay porn "Law & Order."
Adam has a kind of Jake Gyllenhaal-ish face, which is nice, but his body is even better, cut and buff to the max, plus he's hung big. Rick, who's always looked incredible, has beefed up even more, and in the opening scene with raven-haired hottie David Bathory, Rick takes a dive on David's thick meat while Adam sits nearby and looks guilty. But the heat in the room is too much for Adam finally, and he joins in the action, getting a mouthful of Rick's cock and then lying back on a table so that both studs can lick his beautiful body all over. Rick's furry asscrack, shown in tight close-up, gets drenched with spit, and then he gets his hole reamed by both Adam and David, with tons of great angles of the penetration. The finale has Adam's taut pecs (covered with tiny blond hairs, so very, very hot) flexing as his buddies unload on them, and the scene fades with an exquisite shot of Adam's jism-drenched cock.
Apparently cum and a confession get fucked out of the two, and their trial date is up next. Once court business has been concluded, hot lawyer Roberto Giorgio sparks a sexy sidebar with the judge, Attila Rajnay, and two court bailiffs, Michael Scott and Noah McCarne, and they don't even bother going to the judges chambers to get down to business. In the opening sequence, when the four dudes aren't sucking cock they're sucking face, and most of the time it's simultaneous. Roberto's stunning good looks often make him the center of attention -- or maybe that's just me, because I think he's totally fuckable. Here, Roberto gets a workout, topping early on, and later slamming his ass up and down so fast on Michael's pole that it's a blur onscreen. Near the end, Roberto's got his cock up Michael's ass, fucking him from behind. All four studs produce huge cum-shots, but Michael's, in particular, is sweet: with his foreskin still tightly covering the head of his cock, it erupts with streams of white stuff. Yum.
Norbert Somlay and Ivan Cseska torture Rick by French kissing while he's manacled in chains. Okay, so maybe it's not as bad as waterboarding, but since Norbert and Ivan are slamming hot, it's still torture. Eventually, of course, Rick gets into the act, giving up dick and booty to the tongue-lashing of his two captors. Norbert's hairy muscled physique is outstanding, and for once, his thick, uncut cock finds a warm, wet, tight home in Rick's tunnel of love. Not every stud can open up wide enough for Norbert, but Rick has skills. Rick's bottoming performance, impressive though it is, is not even the best aspect of this scene, in which the fucking is so shared and so intense that every guy in it takes his turn with every other guy, using a sling to support them as they fuck each other vigorously. The finale has the trio in a semi-circle, with each dude pumping out his pop-shot in turn.
Unfortunately, Adam's lawyer, Ben Stockwell, wasn't able to get him off in the courtroom, so he shows up at his jail cell to make amends by doing it there. There's also a hot guard, Gerard Simonet, around to lend a hand (and a mouth and an ass). Adam is the star of this particular show, delivering a horny performance that is fantastic. While Gerard is leaning over Adam's prone body, sucking his cock, Adam reaches back and forces Gerard's tight pucker down on his face, sticking his tongue deep inside it. Later, Adam fucks and gets fucked, and he photogenic no matter whether he's or sitting on Gerard's monster hardon, or later when he's sticking it to Ben missionary-style. Gerard takes the splatters when the scene ends with three big, wet orgasms.
Adam and Rick are reunited in the end, cellmates for awhile -- but they're not altogether unhappy with their situation. Maybe they'll earn time off for bad behavior.
DVD features (2-disc set): Chapters; cum-shots chapter; behind-the-scenes documentary; gallery; trailer ("Caged Men"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox