Boy, Dean Monroe makes one nasty, spoiled, rich kid. (Who knew Monroe had such acting chops?) Our bearded Brit starts out his day in his luxurious villa on the Adriatic by berating his poor servants, Tomas Vodnik and Sylvester Valentay. (Just for the record, that's Valentay -- not Valentine, or Violently.) Dean wants his breakfast made in twenty minutes by his "bitches," as he calls them. Like oppressed peoples the world over, Tomas and Sylvester chafe under the yoke of the wealthy privileged class. Thus, while Dean showers, they have sex in the kitchen. Sylvester's taller and darker, with buzz-cut hair, and he and the slightly built, youngish Tomas are soon writhing and panting away. Both have big dicks, but Tomas' is so big Sylvester can't get much of it in his mouth. After trading tentative blowjobs, Sylvester fucks Tomas in several positions right there on the floor of the kitchen and dining room. The fucking is energetic and Sylvester makes use of some steps to get full penetration. The two then give a new meaning to "beaten" eggs by ejaculating into the eggs for the boss' omelet. They cower off after delivering it, but then high-five at having secretly stuck it to "the man." Long live the proletariat!
Later, Sylvester cringes as Dean makes more demands. It's Dean's birthday! He's twenty-five! He complains about his help on the phone to his friend, dark and handsome Tamas Esterhazy. He also reminds Tamas of his expensive tastes and how he loves to receive expensive presents and reward the giver "sexually." Who does this guy think he is? Paris Hilton? Tamas' companion, the oddly named Mad Stefano, wonders why Tamas puts up with this asshole. "He knows Donatella! And when he dies, I get the money," Tamas replies. What? Why? They're not related, and they don't seem to be boyfriends, since Tamas proceeds to have his way with dark, hairy Mad. After mutual oral and rimming on a rock formation, Mad throws a good fuck into Tamas with his sizeable dick in several positions, the best being with Tamas astride reverse cowboy. Mad then delivers a voluminous cum-shot in and around Tamas' mouth, which he slurps up. Mad follows up by kissing Tamas' cummy mouth and taking Tamas' cum on his cheek.
Dark, Latin-looking Marco Sanchez has a problem. He owes a big gambling debt. But when he asks our rich kid for financial assistance, Dean just yells at him and demands he show up at 6:00 p.m. with a present. Geez! Kind of takes the fun out of birthdays. Marco drowns his sorrows in a pool with the stunning Manuel Martinez (let's call him "Manny," since he is so manly.) The Emperor has been trying to figure out what movie star he resembles, but we're still struggling. He's a square-jawed, handsome, rather all-American looking (!) bodybuilder with a big thick dick and round muscle ass. Marco wastes no time diving into Manny after diving into the pool. He sucks him and gives a long, loving rimjob and then pounds his long dick in like he means it. Macho, hairy Marco looks great paired with the equally macho but very different Manny. After enjoying Marco's dick missionary and reverse cowboy, Manny turns the tables and Marco energetically bounces on Manny's thick meat, keeping a stiff hardon the whole time. Manny eats the modest load he sprays on Marco's chest, then takes Marco's much larger load in the mouth, leaving him licking his lips and with cum dripping from his chin. Never a word is spoken about Marco's financial predicament.
Derek Lyon looks like an American frat boy: very clean-cut, bulging with muscles, and a sweet face that looks like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Following this college metaphor, Devon Williams would be his friend, the buff Swedish exchange student with his own impressive muscles and blond hair. So it comes as a surprise to find these two little angels are kidnappers. They sneak up on the sunbathing Dean, attach a red gag, and throw him in the trunk of their car. But when their destination is a bedroom, and they remove the gag in order to kiss their victim. Well, one thing leads to another (as it always does with kidnappers). Derek has an average sized cock, but Devon's is pretty fat. And you've all probably seen Dean's before. Dean does most of the sucking, but our frat boys prove themselves proficient too, in a daisy-chain. Then, of course, comes the fucking. Both Devon and Derek are major fucking machines, driving into Dean like pistons. When one guy stuffs the back end, the other moves to the front. The Emperor was slightly distracted, however, by Devon's odd hair, which reminded us of Erik Rhodes in "Velvet Mafia" -- there's an odd crest in the center that makes it look like a Mohawk from certain angles. Devon and Derek shoot nice loads, followed by Dean, who briefly sucks their cummy dicks. When Derek wishes Dean happy birthday and reminds him of his party, we realize the whole abduction was just another exotic diversion for the rich kid. My, how the other half lives!
In preparation for Dean's party (we suppose) huge-dicked, pinch-faced Lucien Dickson is relaxing in the hot tub with Antonio Moura. Enjoying his cold drink, the cute, slender, Roman-nosed Moura gazes fetchingly at Lucien. Meanwhile, in a nearby shower dark and swarthy bodybuilder Julio Carillo soaps and strokes. He's quite stimulated by the two in the hot tub, who by now have started making out. In walks clean-cut Mickey Cabalo, who also starts beating the meat. There seem to be lots of voyeurs vacationing this season. Back at the hot tub, Antonio gives an enthusiastic blowjob, and Lucien returns the favor, somewhat less enthusiastically, followed by a rimming. By this time our two voyeur hunks are more interested in each other, and cum while staring at each other. Lucien then pounds Antonio hard and deep with his long, fat, curving dick. When he moves to missionary we get to see that Antonio has a hugely thick dick of his own. After much fucking the two cum.
And just in time for the party! Dean wonders where everyone is. Turns out, they're all upstairs fucking already. It's hard to believe a controlling bastard like Dean wouldn't know that, but nevertheless ... Super-buff, hairy Hungarian bottom Rod Stevens is getting a good taste of Lucien's massive meat up his ass, while Mickey Cabalo sucks Mad Stefano who's rimming Derek Lyon ... well, you get the picture. Later, cute hairy Mad gets the pile-driver treatment from Derek, and then Mickey bottoms for Mad. A couple of guys ejaculate partially in Mad's mouth as everyone shoots their loads. When they return to the party, it's all fun and games as they drink champagne and throw Dean in the air as if they really liked him. We kept expecting the rich kid to get his comeuppance, but we suppose the moral of that story is -- just like in the real world -- rich people pretty much get whatever they want.
All in all, this is "Rich Kid" is excellent. Borbely's movies can sometimes lack heat and drag on rather long for me, but that's not a problem here, as much of the sex is quite intense. The cast is cute and varied in age and body type, and the story is amusing, although the plot (such as it is) is pretty much dropped before the end. Giant dicks, big muscles, cute faces -- what more could you ask for? The Emperor's scepter was definitely raised.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; additional scene ("Last Year's Birthday Party," which was basically an orgy with Dean, Derek, Devon and Tamas on the villa's terrace. Tamas and Dean do most of the sucking, although semi-Mohawked Devon does a pretty good job himself and there's a fair amount of switching around. The fucking is all Derek and Devon on Dean and Tamas, and these guys are relentless tops. They fuck tirelessly, with long strokes. None of this pathetic, slow half-fucking you sometimes get in Euro videos. They're sweating, they fuck so hard! Dean opens his mouth so that people's cum lands partially on his tongue and then sucks the dicks clean before cumming himself.); interviews (Director Borbély reveals, for instance, that he had a particularly international cast on this production, including "five temperamental Czech models." Hmmm. He also mentions that one model caused some problems. We'll bet the imperial treasury it was one of the aforementioned Czechs. His assistant, a woman, is also interviewed, as are many of the cast. We learn, for instance, that Derek started his career with Bel Ami. And charming Dean is a hardworking artist, nothing at all like his despicable character.); cast bios; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor