Throughout his career, porn star Al Parker collected home videos of his own, sent to the superstar by fans. A half-dozen of these gems are assembled in "America's Sexiest Home Videos." Parker's home movies come from around the country as well as San Juan. Two feature monster dicks and nothing else -- flapping back and forth, swinging in the air, before their owners grab hold and tame 'em, or either jerk 'em to climax.
One of the sausages belongs to San Juan's athletic Rico, who pries his meat out of his wrestling suit. Rico's prick is impressive from the get-go, but seems to grow the more he touches it. By the time he has manhandled it, it has swollen to more than 10 inches. Rico also is uncut, and generously plays with his foreskin.
From Boise -- a most unlikely place, it seems -- comes the infamous Cobra, whose face is not shown. He has one of the largest cocks you're likely to ever see, and he engages in some hot vacuum-pump action while a hairy friend jacks off beneath him. The Cobra moves lower and lower until the friend is able to touch and gasp at the snake's size. Amazingly, not only is the cock gargantuan, but his balls are nearly as thick. It looks like a towel is draped around his penis. The Cobra eventually moves toward a table and with a few ecstatic pulls blows a load.
From Chicago comes a very beefy and very narcissistic man. He tells of his love for sex and for being watched, admitting that he has actually jacked off to his own sight. The performer takes a dump for the camera, sparing us not even the wipe, claiming even his feces are worth money. Nude, he admits he loves sex with men and women, and is a solid topman. Flexing his muscles, and sharing some fantasies (some of which involve violence), he jacks rapidly with his left fist. When he cums it's almost as if he's being electrocuted. His entire body jumps -- half of it for real, half for show. He's an acquired taste, but impossible to forget.
Finally, from Key West comes the only non-solo action from Parker's video collection. Jon Allen, a handsome and mustached man, lets his pal, long-haired Mark Schatz, worship his dick. Most satisfyingly, after he has sat back and been serviced, he fellates Schatz. Both men have healthy appendages and clearly love the give-and-take of the situation. Mark even briefly wraps a string around Jon's balls and continues to masturbate him. In the end, Marl coaxes a facial of jism from Jon.
As a bonus, Parker has inserted an extra scene shot at a construction site. Grant Lance has that late-70s-to-early-80s porn star style -- flannel shirt, masculine, hairy, open for anything. Parker accidentally cuts himself and Lance runs over to investigate. Accidentally feeling his arm, Mark is aroused, and soon he helps Al forget his own pain. Grant falls down and goes crazy playing with Al's lush foreskin and thick pole. This must have been shot at the start of the safer sex era, because Parker grabs some saran wrap and places it over Grant's butt before granting him a lavish rimjob. Grant's ass proves to be cavernous, as Parker stuffs him in a number of positions until Lance erupts. Parker then moves toward Grant to jack himself off, and Lance helps him out by literally burying a finger in that notorious Parker foreskin.
"America's Sexiest Home Videos" contains a solid cross-section of home movies, amateurs who clearly like what they are doing and enjoy being watched.
DVD extras include digital remastering, no regional coding (playable worldwide) and trailers from other Surge releases.
A DVD Review by Max Southern