A decidedly low-budget, vanilla-flavored confection filmed on location in Hungary, Merry XXX-Mas boasts some very cute, youngish models and a pleasant sense of fun, but three scenes running a brisk 65 minutes will likely leave you hungry for more.
The first scene has two apparent longtime friends reuniting at a train station and heading back home for a romp under the sheets. One of them (also the box cover model) is a sleek, floppy-haired stunner with a thick, uncut cock. The other is a lovely blue-eyed, black-haired cutie who seems a little on the shy side. .
They spend a lot of time horsing around, cockfighting and play-wrestling, before kissing (both use lots of tongue) and sucking each other off. The eventual fucking is fine, with the shy one bottoming for his friend. He's not a pushy bottom, but he seems to like it none the same.
The second scene is choppily edited and takes place in a sauna. Two blonds fool around with each other, and one eventually gives the other a rather skilled blowjob. (Both blonds look alarmingly similar; in fact, two of the models have the same last name. Are these two blonds relatives?) The action then jump cuts right to the fucking while a third model observes the action from outside the sauna. Eventually he joins in. The bottom-blond sucks off both men for a few minutes, then rides the cock of the third model and shoots a decent load.
The final scene features all five models celebrating Christmas with a routine semi-orgy. The group breaks up into a threesome and a coupling, with the same guys from the previous scenes doing each other again. Some variety would have helped to sustain interest here. It's not bad sex, really. Just average. Director Cadro doesn't do much to sustain interest. The main attraction here are the genuinely pretty models, all of them cute as a button, hairless and smooth. Just the kind of XXX-mas present that would delight Big Daddy Ferguson.
- J.C. Adams