Rember your nursery rhymes from childhood? Neither do I, but this feature manages to pull together some old favorites in a campy bisexual stew that may make you laugh hard rather than become hard. As a sequel to last year's GayVN award-winning (Best Bisexual Video) feature, this tape picks up where the original fun left off. Yes, the laughs are many, but I'm afraid it is at the expense of production quality (which is horrific), steamy hot sex and everything else you may seek in an adult feature.
The adorable Alex Wilcox begins the fun by playing the part of Hansel, happening upon the corpse of Peter-Peter, Pumpkin-Eater. Wilcox looks an acolyte as he shows up in his suit and tie, meeting Gretel (T.J. Hart). These two play well off of each other in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way.
We cut to a sex-in-progress threesome featuring Humpty Dumpty (Logan Reed), Little Boy Blue (Andre Savage) and Little Red Hiding Hood (Alexxxis Tyler). This scene had some real potential, but apparently even all the king's men can't fix some things. Tyler and Savage take turns on Reed's appreciably nice cock, but the ridiculous lighting is constantly in the way throughout the scene. The tape takes on a homemade feel that washes out much of what could've been hot. Things get rearranged a time or two, putting Reed's tongue in Tyler's shaved box as she sucks on Savage's pecker. Occasionally, a glimpse of something very hot fills the screen but is gone in a blur and replaced with more awkward body positions. Now Savage is getting his ass boned hard as he eats the ever-smiling Tyler's pussy. In fairness, the footage of Reed's cock punishing Savage's ass is fine indeed.
The fun continues as Wilcox interrogates Mother Goose (Lana Luster). Luster will get some chuckles out of you, if nothing else here does. She's one tough cookie.
Hart and Wilcox find their way into an enormous pumpkin shell and discover an interest in each other's private parts. The pumpkin rocks as Wilcox eats Hart's shaved pussy. Nice tits by the way. I want Wilcox to eat my shaved pussy too. Oh, wait a minute, that makes no sense at all. Watching these two was the highlight of the whole tape, if only because you know they're having some fun. Both of them are crazy as hoot owls, and I mean that in the nicest of ways. They know how to lighten up and have fun. (If you're watching the tape too, notice the genuine chemistry between these two.)
Ultimately, the rest of the cast make the screen but in diminishing roles all the while. Look for washed-out scenes to grow worse with each scene. The music is all but hideous. Did I mention this? Well, it is. Turn down the volume. Completely.
A pig in the poke at best, this tape is meant to entertain in a way that is quite different than most adult features that you've seen. Taken with that grain of salt, you may even enjoy it.
- Burny Edmonds