I'm guessing that "Captured in Prague" is a self-style spoof from director Alex Schnegr, who specializes in throwing together his guys in the simplest easiest of ways. In this instance, the characters are putting together a calendar, but all of the dialogue and all of the situations seem to be poking gentle happy fun at the process of his own porn-making. He has actually hit on a cute plot here, and his usual no-frills style is of course as evident as always.
Honcho Kamil Bilka is putting together a calendar of local police for "civic boosterism" (the translation in this video is absolutely horrendous, leading to some very funny moments for the English viewer). He orders police chief Radek Holubar to participate, and Radek therefore gives photographer Rene Bahr unlimited access to all the policemen, granting him authority to do whatever he wants with them, "but no sleazy stuff" like the porn magazine he has on his desk.
Radek has obviously wandered into the wrong video saying that, because no sooner can you say "smile boys," Rene has his first session's subjects undressed. Though not identified individually, the players are Petr Grzegorz, Martin Strmiska and Tomas Petr. The scene's main player is the blond, though both brunets are adorable well-built specimens. They warm up to the maneuverings of hunky Rene, who has to actually show them how proper blowjobs are given. Naturally, they get the hang of it and soon the three are tumbling around each other, ending up in a pretty circle-suck. All three have great energy and the mouths are just the right size for the dicks. They also have a nice chemistry among them, which makes the share sucking portions of the scene quite attractive. The blond takes the brunet who will play bottom and gives his ass a very thorough rimming. The hairless hole is made deep, just the kind for fun fucking, and after a very wet lapping, the blond gets down to the real business. With giant balls slapping around the ass, he gives his bottom a fine fuck, gaining steam and expending lively energy. The third guy plays around them, either with the top's ass or with the bottom's dick. Rene returns with new film just in time to help with cum-shots and all four have splendid huge ones.
The second scenes starts exactly the same way, with Rene goading slim young dark haired Michal Grin and slightly older similar Milan Loksan into removing all of their clothing. It seems they don't need any sucking lessons, for lickety-split, they morph into a feasting 69. Though neither one of them tries to suck down very deep, they make a very pretty picture, with tanned Milan easing Michal out of nervousness by gently feeding his dick into the mouth. Milan fucks Michal doggy-style, and the camera makes the mistake of staying tight in the action. Michal's ass doesn't open up nearly enough for all of Milan's dick to get in, though Milan is able to force a bit more when the scene goes missionary before the end. Still wearing their shirts (take it off! take it off!), they sit side-by-side to cum, shooting off almost identical blobs.
As the preceding scene was staring earnestly, Michal Dvorak had wandered in, but refused to accept Rene's authority. Instead, he hightails it over to chief Radek, a tall guy with a nearly shaved head. Radek is supposedly shocked by the hardcore nature of what heavy-set Michal has seen, but he seems rather focused on the hardening member in Michal's pants as the latter points out similar dirty pictures in a magazine. Soon, enough, and I guess because there are no cameras around, they get busy. Radek blows Michal first, shoving the medium-sizer deep into his cheeks. He often manages to open up fairly wide for the cock, but the blowjob remains standard except for the effective energy from the sucker. Michal then takes his time sucking hung Radek. It would only be fair to expect the head to be used here, but Michal has a way of making that look interesting. There is a fantastic camera angle (which is where Schnegr manages to spoof himself, by essentially being the photographer shooting the photography) that shows Radek feeding his dick downward to Michal, which soon enough switches to a rimjob from the now-pacified officer. The tongue-jab on the fuzzy round butt is very welcome, but it gives way to a rather pale fuck from Radek. He keeps his hand on his cock, obscuring whatever inches don't fit in. However, the shots from behind are wonderful. Radek really has a way of showing off his body for the camera (which is, after all, the point of the video), and he oozes sex appeal in these positions. Radek pulls out and plants a nice one on Michal's back.
Long-haired boy-toy type Kamil hauls the incredibly hunky Rene into his office to complain about the embarrassing situation he has created. It's too sleazy! However, Rene manages to defend himself, pretending he never intended for those shots to end up in the camera. The video's most hysterical moment comes when both ponder what to do about the pictures and it is suggested that they sell them -- to the Americans! Isn't that just what happens to these videos? Of course it is, and that is the funny part. Once this is solved, Rene can seduce Kamil (with some gentle blackmail and lots of kissing). Rene is the standout performer in this video. He is unequal in sheer body beauty. Tanned to perfection and chiseled to the same level, he looks good no matter the angle. Throw in bitable lips and a face made for his own calendar and I can't imagine what's not to like. Rene is an active participant, too, starting the action by blowing Kamil's moderate dick. The lavishing beauty pageant that is Rene deserves to be seen in splendor shots, however, so the bulk of the oral action concerns itself with Kamil trying very hard to manage Rene's (not surprisingly) gigantic cock. It points straight out from his body and is thick enough for two mouths to have at once. Kamil works with it well, with Rene twisting and playing porn star to the hilt. Rene then eats out his littler friend for a minute before fucking him. Though the fuck itself is no more exciting than any of the other standard ones on the tape, Rene is a lovely to watch. He's one of those people who fucks powerfully from a very simple waist motion that shows off his abs and hips. As long as the camera shows off its main player, things move at a fast clip here. Missionary again allows more to be stuffed inside the ass, but it doesn't last long here before Rene lets go a large gob of a shot to end the video.
From the description of Rene, both in looks and smarts, wouldn't it follow that he is standing in for the frisky Czech director himself? A handsome pornographer who has a way with models? Makes one wonder about Schnegr, no? In this context, he has a hoot of a time making fun of his role, especially the way the models jump into sex that had no intention of having. The guys in this video are a little solemn, not the big smiley bunch Schnegr tends to use, but they are an appealing bunch performing well enough in this cute little story. Of course, I was kind of hoping to actually SEE the calendar. It's one I would gladly put up on the wall.
A Video Review by Brent Blue