Director Chi Chi LaRue, always happy to show off the best of the brown-nose technique, has gleefully put together "Crack Snackers." Through four scenes, we get a lot of different rimming and blowing techniques, but every scene sizzles and crackles with all the crack-snacking.
In the first vignette, "The Sucker," the exquisite Nino Bacci, wearing a smile and looking so toned and fit, sucks on a red lollipop, which he starts touching around his manicured butt. Then he tastes it again and smiles even bigger. Goateed and tattooed Joe Foster spies this, but isn't really convinced it's for him. Once Nino shows him how great it tastes, Joe then does it, and has to agree. But, greedy Nino wants Joe's ass and begins to savagely eat his butt in a variety of positions. Nino is ravenous, deep and penetrating. In other words, Nino's typically full-throttle style. Joe keeps telling Nino to lick his ass, but Nino doesn't need anyone to tell him what to do. He's the master. His face is so far up there he might discover a sunken pirate ship. Nino doesn't forget to blow Joe well, either, but he always goes soon enough back to the ass. Joe spends some time blowing Nino's humongous thick cock, with the latter thrusting at his sucker's face for fun. Joe then finds his way to Nino's world-famous butt, providing it with a slow tentative rim. It's a completely different style, something more natural and less aggressive. After some kissing, beefy Joe shoves his face back in Nino's direction so the ace can go back to enjoying, what, his third meal? This full-facial assault on Joe's ass causes a cum-shot from the latter as Nino is still silently munching and then Nino jacks himself off.
Hairy and bearded Parker Williams is the titular "Office Virgin" of the next scene. He's looking at a chick rimming her boyfriend on the Internet when charming Southerner Ricky Cash walks in explaining how good ass-eating feels. Parker has never had it done to him. He's a "butthole virgin," so Ricky offers to show him how it's done and the chiseled handsome lad does just that. Ricky dives in for something of an initially friendly rimming, nothing too heavy, teasing his partner into loud moans of approval. He has a wet mouth, making sure to hit all the important parts of Parker's hairy butt. When Parker starts to smack his cock into Ricky's mouth, Ricky suddenly springs into action, now only blowing a little, but smushing his entire face into Parker's butt, causing loud gasps of "daaaaaamn" from his partner. Suddenly Ricky's chin replaces his tongue as the major player in this butt-munch. The scene builds to a feverish pitch of action and they finally tear off their clothing, exposing Ricky's gorgeous untanned hairy ass. Parker, sweating up a storm, finally gets his taste of Parker's ass and gives him a professional lip-smacking ass-eating, pulling the cheeks wide apart to get in there deep. Parker blows Ricky a little, but since these two never stop gyrating in pleasure, Parker is soon back to rimming. Ricky ends things back with his chin-inclusive rimming before both drop standard loads standing next to each other.
"Off the Diet," my favorite, features sexy Aussie Sebastian Cole, dark and tight with a 90-degree curving cock, who is worried about diving into a tub of ice cream with a guy I think is the most adorable performer of the moment, blondie Trent Austin. Sebastian decides on some other nutrition and starts to blow Trent through his shorts. Already, their energy level is off the charts and their chemistry is right up there, never abating, not even after their cum-shots. Trent smiles so cutely as Sebastian's big lips finally wrap themselves around his cock, their eyes locked and barely ever unlocking. After some very teasing jacking off, Trent bends down to blow that unique uncut cock Sebastian boasts. Trent handles the curve well, arching his whole head to deep-throat it. The big dick and the little face sucking it produce an even bigger smile on Trent's too-cute-for-words face. Trent bites at the foreskin, obviously knowing how to please his partner. Sebastian then slowly bends Trent in half, watching every muscle twitch, so Sebastian can finally lick around the deep chasm between Trent's fluffy asscheeks. Sebastian's rim is frisky and fun, trying all sorts of tricks to elicit groans of approval from Trent. The best part of it is the depth. Sebastian gets his whole tongue in there. Sebastian then gets on all-fours on a kitchen table and Trent is able to return the ass-munching favor. Since Sebastian's cock curves all the way backward, Trent is able to include it in his rim, making for a very sexy all-oral combo. Trent then slithers under Sebastian so the latter can sit on his face and the rim can continue in that position. Completely shaven Trent then sits on Sebastian for some of the same, and they can't resist a 69, since neither can keep his hands or mouth off the other. Sebastian shoots a load right below Trent's balls and licks it all clean before Trent does the same.
In the final scene, dark almost-shaven Tim Bruno tells his friends he's not a fag, but a "Butt Man," meaning that "if I lick your butt, you'll squeal like a little girl." So, his pals, the supremely handsome angular Jerek with the piercing big eyes, returnee Joe Foster and dark swarthy Italian Nick Capra, twist their jeans down to their ankles and fall to their backs so Tim can dash between their asses with his ready tongue. Sheer creativity (not to mention perfect editing courtesy of Andrew Rosen) has this scene zipping along at a cruising pace, all four of the men completely into each other. Tim does a great job going from ass to ass, but he settles for a long rim on cooing Nick. Meanwhile, Joe has decided he can't wait anymore and he starts to blow huge Jerek. Jerek turns back on Joe, giving the scene's best blowjob, deep and backless of throat. Tim spies this and tries to compete by sucking Nick's impossibly long cock. Nick then takes over blowing Joe and Jerek goes off to have Tim suck him. Nick then throws his legs back up in the air so Tim can go back to salivating over his ass before the delightfully abused Tim blows Joe. That's also Jerek's favorite cock, so he bends over to share it with Tim. They work exceedingly well together and Nick manages to throw in his face to help out. All three guys go ape-shit for Tim's ass, three little pigs fighting over one lucky ass. Their three tongues meet around his ass and the boys fight viciously to please the most. Nick and Joe alternate sitting on Tim's face for his expert rimming while Jerek blows hardworking Tim. I half expected Nick and Joe to get into a tussle for space on Tim's face. Nick stands on top of Joe so Tim can rim the bottom one and Jerek can alternate between their asses. This pose is intensely clever. Jerek tears back to Tim's butt and the others join him there for some more lucking fighting, with Nick doing the best work. A few more very quick rimming and blowing positions ensue before all four get off.
The sight of a hot tongue plugging away at a hot ass, and it happens over and over, never gets tiring. Cast to perfection and directed so that each scene has a unique feel, "Crack Snackers" has not one flagging moment. If the wonderfully paired Trent and Sebastian seem to have the most fun, you can't discount the sheer professionalism of Nino Bacci or the rabid round-robin excitement of the butt-munch four-way at the end with Joe Foster, Jerek, Tim Bruno and Nick Capra.
A Video Review by Brent Blue
The first scene, called, "The Sucker," features Nino Bacci sitting alone in a parlor with a red lollipop in his hand. A wild idea comes to mind for the well built Bacci as he puts the candy up his shorts and rubs it on his puckered asshole. He is soon caught by Joe Foster, who sports a crew cut in this flick. Bacci dares Foster to put the sucker near his hole, and Foster reluctantly gives in. But Foster wants a sucker of the real kind, and soon Bacci and Foster are giving each other's assholes a fitting tongue bath. From the looks of it, Foster's hole has seen quite a few miles. Bacci, with his awesome body, plays with Foster for quite some time on the red couch. Good cocksucking and rimming ensue. Kissing scenes are only fair. The two muscle hunks end the scene with loads of cum.
Scene two, "Office Virgin," opens in a fantasy office space where Parker Williams is hard at work browsing the Internet, checking out the sex sites. That's why it's nice to be the boss. Williams calls for his office boy, porn newcomer Ricky Cash, who is portrayed here as being bisexual. Williams shows Cash a picture of a girl rimming a guy. Cash replies, "I love it when my girlfriend licks my ass!" Cash labels Williams a butthole virgin because he's never been rimmed. Williams is dared to try it right then and there in the office. Kissing leads to armpit licking and then legs are hurled up into the air, and Cash begins giving Williams a hot tongue butt munching. It appears that Williams knows more about rimming and cocksucking than he first admitted as he finishes up working his tongue on Cash's cute, hairy hole. They both shoot nice gobs of cum over the desk where they were supposed to be getting actual work done. But when you're rimming the boss, who's gonna tell?
Trent Austin and Sebastian Cole supply my choice for best couple in the movie. The viewer is welcomed into a fantasy-like kitchen where the most adorable Austin and sensational, uncut cocked Cole are seated at the table. They are eating ice cream. They soon realize that they would rather be eating each other's meat and buns! The kitchen table serves up another type of culinary treat, and on today's menu is raw cock of twink and butthole du jour! The scene is called, "Off The Diet," but no one can blame the boys for wanting a more "holesome" snack. Austin, who is just a bombshell, lets the sexy Cole ride his face, and Cole then gets his uncut cock worked with expertise by Austin. There is great foreskin playing, nibbling and tonguing, and Cole and Austin eventually dock each other. Docking, for those who don't know, is where a guy's cockhead is covered by his partner's foreskin. Being uncut myself, I advise you to try it. Cole and Austin blast out loads of boy juice onto each other's assholes and then lick the cum clean from each other's buttcheeks! Damn, Chi Chi! You' done it again with superb thought and directing! That was the kinkiest scene in the video.
The last scene introduces "Butt Man." I always thought he was Bart Simpson, but I soon learned otherwise. Four guys alone in the woods, Joe Foster, Nick Capra, Jerek and Tim Bruno sit by a small burning fire to keep warm from the evening's cool, brisk breeze. A challenge is made to Bruno, who was spotted in an Internet picture rimming a guy, to be able to make everyone in the camping group moan with ecstasy. Bruno has the guys line up, bare their asses and hoist their legs high up into the night time sky, and then proceeds down the row with a sharpened tongue to rim Capra, Jerek and Foster. Finally, everyone gets into the plethora of sex, cock swallowing and asshole slurping. At one point and time, everyone gangs up on Joe Foster to ride his goatee face, and Capra, Jerek and Bruno take turns rimming and blowing Foster. Wouldn't you love to be on the giving or receiving end of all of that good lovin'? Hell, I would! The video ends in an explosion of white cum matter all over each guy. This video was great! Not only doing I love getting rimmed and rimming, Big Daddy and I also delight in watching the sex act of rimming take place! Both thumbs and my cock up to you, Chi Chi, for excellent technical values featured in this video. The segueways were great also.
- Chris Coty