One of my all-time favorites, "Three Brothers" (1998) is a collection of vignettes, directed by Sam Slam and Gino Colbert, that place the siblings in tongue-in-cheek situations (literally and figuratively). The sex is performed with great skill and the stories are quite funny. The directors have done an incredible job with the charms and talents of Vince, Shane and Hal Rockland, all three phenomenally beautiful, hung and uncut. But stalwarts Paul Carrigan, Derek Cameron and Paul Morgan also shine, turning in some of their best work ever.
The first story, "Cabin Fever," begins with Sharon Mitchell briefly sucking Paul Carrigan's thick dong on a bed. But their lovemaking is interrupted by a knock at the door. Paul answers, it's a stranded Vince Rockland who walks in from the rain (car trouble, he says). Sharon and Paul reluctantly let him sleep on the sofa (the phone lines are down due to a storm). Paul, of course, cannot get his mind off the stray hunk, and sneaks into the living room to get a piece of Vince. He finds Vince stroking his uncut schlong on the sofa. Vince offers Paul, pretending that he's heading to the kitchen for a snack, a different kind of treat. Paul gulps down every inch of the uncut dick. They 69, Vince rims Paul, and then fucks him missionary. As they progress, Vince becomes harsher, slamming into Paul, who moans and cums while being fucked, and then Vince follows with his shot. In the end, there are a few twists, and a mysterious bag of money.
In the second vignette, "Body Parts," hairy deliveryman Anthony Gallo propositions Shane Rockland, a straight mechanic (he's lankier than buff brothers Vince and Hal, but no less sexy). Shane is used to giving an extra tip to his regular delivery girl, but Anthony convinces Shane to try men this time around. Shane does not seem to have a problem with the suggestion, and soon enough they are sucking each other off. Shane also gives Anthony's hairy ass a good rimming before plowing it with his big Rockland cock. Anthony is a bossy bottom, goading Shane on as he thrusts away. In the end, Shane is in for a big surprise when the regular delivery girl, Nikki Sinn, shows up (Shane learns that Anthony, in addition to having a spectacular ass, is also Nikki's husband).
In the third story, "Three Men and a Blond," the titular brothers, Vince, Hal and Shane, share a hotel room with blond hottie Derek Cameron. Derek is stuck at an airport the night before Thanksgiving. Thanks to desk clerk Sharon Kane, he gets the only available motel room, but the Rocklands are also stranded, so he offers to share his room (and eventually his ass and mouth) with the gorgeous trio. As they watch porn on TV, the brothers get so hot and bothered that they decide to take advantage of cutie Derek (all three of the brothers have sexual contact with Derek, they do not have sexual contact with each other). They switch off fucking him at both ends before cumming all over him, and Derek manages to cum twice. One hard Rockland brother fills Derek's perky ass and willing mouth after another, and all three at the same time, using Derek as the sexpig he wants to be. Hal and Shane go first. Shane shows passion, not to mention a bit of skill, as he fingers Derek's hole in preparation for the three-brother assault. Vince, entering from the bathroom, joins in last and fucks Derek harshly before they dump their loads on a prone, and happy, Derek.
In "Hard Help is Good to Find," Vince and Shane are painters who have been fucking the lady of the house, Veronica Hart. They are about ready to fuck her when her son, Paul Morgan, arrives. He's home for the summer. Later, Vince and Shane find pretty-boy Paul alone and show him the kind of good time they have been showing mommy. Lucky Paul has his mouth and ass stretched by both Shane and Vince. They tease and taunt Paul as he's sucking them. They then take turns fucking him, and even after they have cum, the Rocklands continue the dirty-talk. Without a doubt, Paul loved those Rockland dicks shoved up his slim booty.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Butch Harris
Imagine - three brothers, all good-looking, hung, uncut, allegedly straight and working in gay porn. Sounds like a far-fetched plot that someone made up. But it's real. First there was Vince Rockland, a solid cutie who, after numerous appearances, was given the status of a utility player. Then Hal Rockland came along, and enjoyed all of the trappings of a star.
By the time Shane Rockland joined the family business, the other two brothers were reportedly on the way out of the door. While Vince and Hal have done at least one scene together, never before have the three brothers all appeared in one movie, let alone in the same scene.
I mention all of this because it is the main attraction of Three Brothers, a new release by New Age Pictures and director Gino Colbert. Earlier fans of the Rocklands should not expect the type of top-notch screen treatment afforded Hal and (sometimes) Vince in earlier flicks. Sexually, the brothers' performances typically lack passion, as well as wood. But they are soooo cute. It also helps that their supporting cast of scene partners are uniformly hot. With skillful direction, they make it look like the world's greatest pleasure is to be with a Rockland (or two, or three).
The film is presented in four unrelated vignettes. The first, "Cabin Fever," begins with a close-up of Paul Carrigan's fat, raging boner being sucked by a naked woman (Sharon Mitchell). It is a rainy night and soon a stranded Vince Rockland arrives at the door of their cabin. He wastes no time in seducing Carrigan to join him for a secret rendezvous, as Mitchell sleeps in back. The writing and direction is strong, but the sex starts off soggy with Vince presenting a sponge dick for Carrigan to eat. They are both nicely aroused in a 69. Then Vince pounds a well-captured, but uneven fuck into his host. An expected twist at the end of the scene is followed by an unexpected one.
"Body Parts" opens as Shane Rockland works on a Corvette in a garage, but he is interrupted by loud knocking. Enter hunky Anthony Gallo with a delivery from Bill's Auto Parts. They engage in some talk about chicks, with Shane's acting more wooden than his dick will ever be. Eventually, Gallo goes down on his hose, because Shane can't get it up to be measured. After a break, they wind up in bed with Gallo hotter than I've seen him in years. His huge, uncut dong stands up to his getting sucked and rimmed. Shane obliges his demand to get fucked by banging him with a flexiwand. After their pop shots, there is a plot twist involving a bubbly blond female Nikki Sinn arriving naked on the scene."Three Men and a Blond" opens cute, with perky desk clerk Sharon Kane assigning the last motel room to blond Derek Cameron. The three Rockland brothers arrive too late to buy lodging, but Cameron invites them to crash in his suite. A straight porno flick plays on the tube and the guys go through long, badly written dialogue. It is one of those bad scenes where everyone claims to be horny, but nobody can get it up. As expected, Cameron spreads his lips and ass for Shane, Hal and Vince. While topping the blond, Hal chokes his dick to look swelled, but Vince is the only one to boast a real boner. By most standards the action is lame, but the hot part is having the three hunky brothers naked and on the same bed. In the end, Cameron's huge jizzer bespeaks his delight. After the brothers do their pop shots, they converse to arrive at a humorous and surprising revelation.
OK - call me obsessed with erect penis, but with a title like "Hard Help is Good to Find," you ask for it. The final vignette begins in the kitchen with housewife Veronica Hart flirting with painters Vince and Shane Rockland. Her son Paul Morgan arrives and is upset by witnessing this activity. Later, he is confronted in his room by the brothers who gay bait and berate him into blowing their dicks. To his credit, Shane boasts a momentary pole that nearly rises to full glory. Morgan keeps a reliable boner as he sucks them inches from each other. They take turns plowing his ass, delivering good views. After the brothers set up their creamers, Morgan shoots one of his famous super loads.
Whatever floats your boat is fine with me. The use of female players (in most scenes) to establish the characters' heterosexuality is no problem. But whenever the brothers are together, their negative banter about gay sex is not a turn on. I found it borderline offensive. Otherwise, Vince proves to be the MVB (most valuable brother) for his natural acting talent and generally cooperative dick. His and Shane's scene with Morgan could be a sizzler if you turn down the sound. While Three Brothers may be a mixed bag, it is probably one worth carrying home.
- Hank Ferguson