It's interesting to note that there's a cable series on a home improvement network that has the same name as this production. But you won't find these weekend warriors there. In "Weekend Warriors," there's lots of heavy equipment, but none of it is used for gardening. Unless you count plowing deep, dark furrows, that is. And hammering, there's lots and lots of hammering. (Okay, I can already hear you groaning, so the double entendres stop here.) Instead of pursuing do-it-yourself, this cast of Brazilian hotties appears to belong to a pseudo-military organization that meets on weekends to put on their uniforms before peeling them off to have hot monkey sex. Now there's a military I could get behind.
The first scene features one helluva gorgeous commanding officer, a raven-haired, buff beauty who totally dominates his charge, a younger, lither stud. The officer parades around in khakis, boots, and no shirt, and that alone was enough to grab my attention, considering his bronzed torso and perky nipples are very tantalizing. The officer also has a way of purring orders that is a total turn-on. I have no idea what he's saying (there are no subtitles), but it's hot. And his charge responds by giving the officer a long, slurpy blowjob, making his big uncut dick hard, and then giving up his ass to be pounded in a variety of positions. The officer loses his load all over the charge's chest, the cum landing in thick, ropy strands, then the charge shoots, his load landing on his lower belly.
Next, in the barracks, a couple of randy soldiers, wearing only their underwear, get down and dirty, using their cots and the floor for a bout of sucking and fucking. The top, who sports a pierced nipple and a shock of dark hair, is hung like a horse. The bottom soldier swallows the top's meaty dick down, and then he's in for a long, hard fucking, after the top bends him over, spreads his creamy asscheeks, and licks his pink, inviting hole until it's sloppy and wet.
Again, the dirty talk is non-stop from the top, and it sounds great even though I don't have any idea what he's saying (maybe that is why it sounds great, who knows?). The scene is helped tremendously by great camerawork, with the action captured perfectly as the top fucks away. Unfortunately, the live sound is both a blessing and a curse -- a dog barks almost constantly throughout the scene. The top blasts away all over the bottom's mouth and chin at the end, and the bottom licks away at the top's cum-covered dickhead.
Two younger studs star in the next scene. The top, a well-endowed cutie, practically revels in the charms of the bottom's curvaceous ass, and the bottom seems almost as fascinated with the top's huge cock. The bottom, who is lusciously caramel-colored, is totally into being fucked. He arches his back sensuously, pushes down onto the top's rock-hard meat, and he looks especially wonderful when he's sitting on the top's dick and riding it, his beautiful ass taking it all in easily as he bounces. They fuck in pretty much every position imaginable before shooting their loads, and the camera captures a lot of great angles of the action. Then the bottom stud delivers the most amazing load of the entire production, shooting off as he's being fucked from behind, leaving a gusher of cum all over his taut torso.
In the finale, a stud who looks like he belongs more at a rave than a military weekend (he wears his sunglasses throughout the scene) pairs up with the bottom from the second scene, who has of course already proved he's a power bottom. The bottom spends a lot of quality time on the top's nipples and foreskin-covered dick, using his lips and tongue to tease them into erection. Once again, this pair fucks in many different positions, and the variety is really interesting. This top isn't quite as vocal, but he has no problem pounding away at the bottom's ass and maintaining his erection through it all. As the bottom uses a counter to prop up one leg, the top slams into his ass from behind, which looks fantastic. The top stands and jerks off all over the bottom in the finale, dripping big globs of cum all over the bottom's face and into his mouth. Then the bottom can't resist tasting that big plum-sized dickhead, with its last remaining drops of white stuff.
Overall, this production has a lot going for it -- great looking guys, excellent photography, and non-stop hot sex. Plus, I love the tagline: "During the battle they've got your back ... but at night, they've got your ass!"
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox